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Women having their 'eye' on you

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    #32
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    K-9 wrote: »
    So is the other slag, if he knew she was a friend of nice girl!

    Amazing how she gets called a slag and he doesn't get mentioned.

    But men have to work for teh sex. Women can get it at a drop of a hat. That is why women are called slags when they hop on a guy and guys are high-fived and revered


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    #33
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    nothing worse than thinking you like someone and that you might hook up with her, being nice to her etc, only to find yourself coming back from the bar with an expensive drink for her and your mate wearing the face off her!

    In fairness that's what you get for buying drinks for random girls.

    I think the point of this thread is;

    Was the guy supposed to know that the nice girl was into him?


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    #34
    Mr.Pong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15 ✭Mr.Pong


    RandolphEsq wrote: »
    But men have to work for teh sex. Women can get it at a drop of a hat. That is why women are called slags when they hop on a guy and guys are high-fived and revered

    Not all women, just the good-looking ones...that rules out a good few Irish ones.:D


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    #35
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    Mr.Pong wrote: »
    Not all women, just the good-looking ones...that rules out a good few Irish ones.:D

    Even the bet down ugly mutts can get sex if they want it. Sex is sex for most guys


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    #36
    Mr.Pong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15 ✭Mr.Pong


    RandolphEsq wrote: »
    Even the bet down ugly mutts can get sex if they want it. Sex is sex for most guys

    Dunno about that. I've seen a fair few 'mutts' about the place that wouldn't get it from me. ever. :P


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    #37
    dsmythy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,510 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    Meh, enough of this 'eye on' business. If you're interested in someone just tell them. This will save a lot of hassle in the long run. Us men in particular need this. None of your subtle hints. Most of us are missing the lot of them :pac:


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    #38
    K-9
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    Mr.Pong wrote: »
    Dunno about that. I've seen a fair few 'mutts' about the place that wouldn't get it from me. ever. :P

    You are a rare breed in AH.

    PI
    >

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #39
    BraziliaNZ
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    vinylmesh wrote: »
    In fairness that's what you get for buying drinks for random girls.

    I think the point of this thread is;

    Was the guy supposed to know that the nice girl was into him?

    i don't think it's ever happened to me, i learned my lesson many years ago


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    #40
    Prof.Badass
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    Mr.Pong wrote: »
    Dunno about that. I've seen a fair few 'mutts' about the place that wouldn't get it from me. ever. :P

    When sober I would not have sex with most girls.

    If i see a really pretty girl I might think "wow, imagine falling in love with a girl like that".

    Whereas when i'm drunk and see almost any non-ugly girl I'm like "**** yeah. look at that ass. I'd do her right now" :D.


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    #41
    Abi
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    Guillermo Melodic Forceps wrote: »
    How can you hate the word 'slag' but be OK with calling her a 'cnut' ?

    Its pretty simple actually. I said I hate the word 'slag', but never claimed be be offended by swear words.


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    #42
    Jesus Juice
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    Apparently girls love getting off with the people their best friends fancy,tis a part of a girls life my girlfriend informs me!!


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    #43
    Mr.Pong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15 ✭Mr.Pong


    K-9 wrote: »
    You are a rare breed in AH.

    PI
    >

    Whats PI? :confused::P
    vinylmesh wrote: »
    When sober I would not have sex with most girls.

    If i see a really pretty girl I might think "wow, imagine falling in love with a girl like that".

    Whereas when i'm drunk and see almost any non-ugly girl I'm like "**** yeah. look at that ass. I'd do her right now" :D.


    Ah yeah, the auld beer goggles cause terrible problems. Probably the same for most girls though. Like in 'Superbad'- "I could be a hot girl's drunken mistake!":D


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    #44
    A7X
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    Mr.Pong wrote: »
    Whats PI? :confused::P




    Ah yeah, the auld beer goggles cause terrible problems. Probably the same for most girls though. Like in 'Superbad'- "I could be a hot girl's drunken mistake!":D

    She wants to fúck me... she wants my díck in and around her mouth


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    #45
    K-9
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    Mr.Pong wrote: »
    Whats PI? :confused::P




    Ah yeah, the auld beer goggles cause terrible problems. Probably the same for most girls though. Like in 'Superbad'- "I could be a hot girl's drunken mistake!":D

    Ah, stay here. Teach some of these AH boys and girls standards!

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #46
    Fugly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Fugly


    Women can get it at a drop of a hat.

    Not true!.. Speaking as a woman... :eek:

    I'm not even a 2:30 girl, ffs!


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    #47
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Fugly wrote: »
    Not true!.. Speaking as a woman... :eek:

    I'm not even a 2:30 girl, ffs!

    If you think it's not true you don't know how to use your womanly powers yet.


    If only somebody was around to help you out.


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    #48
    Fugly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Fugly


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    If you think it's not true you don't know how to use your womanly powers yet.


    If only somebody was around to help you out.

    lol, I've never learned any of them, I can't even get served at a bar quicker than a bloke! :eek:.

    Y are you offering?.. finally decided to settle on being a girl then yeah? ;)

    *I know you're just trying to distract me so you can get the Jameson. Disgraceful!:rolleyes:


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    #49
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    She rolled her eyes at me,
    I picked them up and rolled them back to her............











    grabs coat and runs.:P


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    #50
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Fugly wrote: »
    lol, I've never learned any of them, I can't even get served at a bar quicker than a bloke! :eek:.
    Oh god, the force is weak in this one!
    Y are you offering?.. finally decided to settle on being a girl then yeah? ;)
    Of course I'm a lady!

    *I know you're just trying to distract me so you can get the Jameson. Disgraceful!:rolleyes:
    What, you mean this jameson?

    *brandishes jameson*


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    #51
    Fugly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Fugly


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Oh god, the force is weak in this one!
    Wow thank you! please stop your making me blush! :P
    Of course I'm a lady!

    What, you mean this jameson?

    *brandishes jameson*

    /picks up beating stick/.. "ladies don't drink whiskey"


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    #52
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Fugly wrote: »
    Wow thank you! please stop your making me blush! :P
    I'm a charming devil, I know.
    /picks up beating stick/..

    *looks hopeful*

    "ladies don't drink whiskey"

    You don't mean that! Snap out of it woman! After the beating perhaps

    >_>


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    #53
    Fugly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Fugly


    /taps beating stick against palm/

    one way or another I'm taking that whiskey from you! now hand it over or no beating....;) whiskey isn't for the likes of you!

    *Why do we always resort to violence,? I blame you.


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    #54
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Fugly wrote: »
    /taps beating stick against palm/

    one way or another I'm taking that whiskey from you! now hand it over or no beating....;) whiskey isn't for the likes of you!
    No beating?! that's a horrible thought! /looks between jameson and stick tapping against palm. Why make me choose god, why!?
    *Why do we always resort to violence,? I blame you.
    It is the veggie way, I mean yep, it's us ladies, terrible things for the violence.


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    #55
    Fugly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Fugly


    put the jameson down, it's not love, just alcohol. you know you want the beating...:P

    Yes, I'm pretty sure I can prove all violence stems from veggies or women, esp. women who's friend slept with a man she had clearly tagged.:rolleyes:


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    #56
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,089 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Oh yeah this thread was about something.

    Watch out ladies, she's tagged me :pac:


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    #57
    Fugly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Fugly


    Lmao,Yes it is and I was refering to the woman in the thread! Not you!:rolleyes:

    I mean how could I tag you, you're a lady remember? One who's going to teach me how to be a lady.:D


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    #58
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,089 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sure, not me, lesbo action here I come


    Now, lady lessons, commencing soon, first up posture! Books on head while walking that sort of thing, then onto shouting at the barman and useing your bewbs to get drinks


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    #59
    Fugly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Fugly


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Sure, not me, [size=1lesbo action here I come[/size]
    You maybe a lesbo but I'm not, sorry, I'm just not that into you. :P

    Now, lady lessons, commencing soon, first up posture! Books on head while walking that sort of thing, then onto shouting at the barman and useing your bewbs to get drinks

    /grabs notebook and pen/ HEY! you never put the jameson down!


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    #60
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,089 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Fugly wrote: »
    You maybe a lesbo but I'm not, sorry, I'm just not that into you. :P
    How will you pay for lessons?:confused:
    /grabs notebook and pen/ HEY! you never put the jameson down!

    About that...

    *shiny distraction*


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    #61
    Fugly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Fugly


    Ladies charge now do they? ;)


    You're giving it away for free,*cough* as per usual :P*cough*

    Shiny doesn't work for me,,, /puts down stick/


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