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smiley girl · 2009-08-02 20:16:13

~~ The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from a family member). A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual…

02-08-2009 09:16PM

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The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from a family member). A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?"
The class breaks up laughing.
When they settle down the teacher responds with:
"Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."

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The headmaster at a boarding school went over the rules with the new pupils:
'The girls dormitory is out of bounds to the boys, and the boys dormitory is out of bounds to the girls. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined €20 for the first time, €60 for the second, €180 for the third and so on,' he said. At this point a male student in the crowd inquired, 'How much for a season pass?'

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