Female Garda

1≠1 · 01-08-2009 5:21pm #1

I seen the most rarest of sights today in Dundalk when I was going into a shopping centre car park an unbelievingly attractive female member of the Garda Síochána. I was so shocked at this that I almost didnt notice the car in front of me had stopped.

I saw this Garda again inside the shopping centre so I got a proper look she was about 5'8" dark hair all tied up inside her hat and a nice ass :cool:

Also when I went to the Dundalk V.s. Drogheda game last week I seen another good looking member of the force small blonde this time.

I have to say I always thought it was a urban legend.

p1akuw47h5r3it · 01-08-2009 5:22pm

Ye I saw 1 at oxygen and den 1 yesterday in town!

My name is URL · 01-08-2009 5:22pm

I've seen a few female gardai around the Louth area recently.

sweet justice

Coriolanus · 01-08-2009 5:24pm

There's a fair few that seem to patrol in Dub city centre, but tbh I'd rather the horsey type than some of the yound wans who look like they know more about how to apply their makeup and keep their nails pretty than how to arrest someone.
Should be like it was back in school, no make up, no ear rings!

Captain Darling · 01-08-2009 5:24pm

DanDan6592 wrote: »

Ye I saw 1 at oxygen and den 1 yesterday in town!

Is this some kind of mathematical equation?

X + Y = illiteracy

Duff · 01-08-2009 5:24pm

Aye the blonde one is a right peach. Gave me a lecture Thursday night for pissing down an alley. She wants me.

SV · 01-08-2009 5:25pm

lol, how could you tell if she had a nice arse with the trousers that they wear?
but yeah I've seen some crazy good looking female Gardas too..tis nice for a change!

greyed · 01-08-2009 5:29pm

Some of the dewds are pretty hot too.

SV · 01-08-2009 5:33pm

greyed wrote: »

Some of the dewds are pretty hot too.

Is that some kind of a dog?

greyed · 01-08-2009 5:38pm

SV wrote: »

Is that some kind of a dog?

Of course, a hot dog! :pac:

4zn76tysfajdxp · 01-08-2009 5:41pm

There's a blonde one in Galway I've seen around quite often. She's not too shabby either.

Rabies · 01-08-2009 5:53pm

DanDan6592 wrote: »

Ye I saw 1 at oxygen and den 1 yesterday in town!

So how many apples does Jane have again?

AnonoBoy · 01-08-2009 5:55pm

Duff wrote: »

Aye the blonde one is a right peach. Gave me a lecture Thursday night for pissing down an alley. She wants me.

Yup. Nothing like public urination to get a lady interested.

copacetic · 01-08-2009 5:57pm

Rabies wrote: »

So how many apples does Jane have again?

2 an' dem is 2 pert apples.

newmills · 01-08-2009 6:31pm

Saw a gorgeous one lately wearing 3/4 length trousers with a pair of sunglasses on her head - she had pulled in a muppet mobile and i'd say the 4 young lads in it were just sitting there with a dose of the horn!!

Otis Driftwood · 01-08-2009 7:12pm

There is a cracking little blonde one in Longford but they are rare as rare can be.

netwhizkid · 01-08-2009 7:28pm

I was involved in a motor tip recently and called the Guards to the scene and a Female Guard and Male arrived to the scene, the Female took my details etc while the male dealt with the others (offending party as I was innocent) . I swear she was in her thirties but so so hot and total milf material. I just don't know what it is but there is something about the uniform that simply throws a switch in me and if I ever get to bang a hot Guard I would say my lifes work is accomplished. Hot sexy (female) Guards are hot and they can handcuff me anytime.

Hot Secretary's and Naughty Nurses are good but nothing compares to a hot bang garda.

Abi · 01-08-2009 7:39pm

netwhizkid wrote: »

I swear she was in her thirties but so so hot and total milf material.

Did you ask her how old she was? You said 'but' after the word 'thirities' like you wouldn't normally go there.. did you ask if she was a mother? Only not all thirty something women have, or want kids either.

Oh you mens.

An Fear Aniar · 01-08-2009 7:42pm

I wonder how often drunk people mistake them for a strippogram.

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DubMedic · 01-08-2009 7:42pm

Abigayle wrote: »

Did you ask her how old she was?

Oh you mens.

Wimmins.

It's 'What age are you?' not 'How old are you?':P.

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01-08-2009 7:46pm

Ill echo the comment made on the previous page...generally those pants just ruin it..

netwhizkid · 01-08-2009 7:51pm

Abigayle wrote: »

Did you ask her how old she was? You said 'but' after the word 'thirities' like you wouldn't normally go there.. did you ask if she was a mother? Only not all thirty something women have, or want kids either.

Oh you mens.

MILF doesn't really mean mother anymore and is now more of a generic word for a hot older woman found attractive by the younger male. She was very hot for her probable age as some women tend to age differently to others, believe me I have been "there" and would go again;) Hot older attractive wimmens FTW!

AckwelFoley · 01-08-2009 7:57pm

Ive seen a few female garda that were pretty good looking from the chin up...

really pretty faces...

..but from the chin down, particularly their bunghole makes them look like serious muck savages.. and then they open their mouth and you realise they are.

InkSlinger67 · 01-08-2009 8:10pm

Have yet to see a hawt Garda but I have my line already prepared for that moment.....

Sorry Garda, I'm going to have to place you under citizens arrest for smuggling those peanuts!