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Silliness Supremacy Struggle

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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I want to dance with angels on the head of a pin*






    *provided angels means twin nymphomaniac gymnasts, and the dancing takes place on a waterbed we're calling a pin for sake of the conversation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Don't look at me. Seriously don't look at me. I'm not wearing any pants right now.

    Thats disgusting!...*looks*


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    Thats disgusting!...*looks*
    Toasty, put away that camera and pull up your pants. Perverts everywhere I look.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Your looking in a mirror


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Dance in darkness and you shall trip.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Jack and Jill went up the hill to poison the towns water,
    Jill forgot to bring the pill so they just decided to slaughter


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider that sat down beside her. Miss Muffet is now gay.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    Jill forgot to bring the pill so they just decided to slaughter
    I thought this was a euphenism for abortion


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Ill Euphemise you if your not careful! *shakes cake angrily at boxy*


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Tangerine tigers parade through a field of blue grass looking for mauve moose to munch upon.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I thought this was the dressing room


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    No it's a continuous hen night
    Matt Holck wrote: »
    I thought this was the dressing room
    get it off


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,150 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    yellow bread must be worn at all times when in the vicinity of Tar.Aldarion


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    the spacing in my browser is irregular


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Doc, your fork has magical powers!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Werewolves do not use silverware. They much prefer goldware.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Pictures on the wall, all staring, all waiting to get me... They put them here, I know it. Plans, they're always trying to get me... "sir this is a gallery, please dont threaten the paintings" you win this time Mr. tour guide.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    The eyes they follow you everywhere in the room. Maybe you shouldn't have them on a piece of string then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    i have sharp toenails


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I have an itch I can't quite reach.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    I have an itch I can't quite reach.
    **scratches it with toenail**:D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    cHaTbOx wrote: »
    **scratches it with toenail**:D
    Thank you. Perhaps someday i will retirn the favor for you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    to be silly is never a struggle.......you should know that wolfy!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    I struggle even to write this....oh god, typing, so tiring, gotta rest my hands


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Really Toasty......your Handjob, well its not really the place to talk about it!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    joes girls wrote: »
    Really Toasty......your Handjob, well its not really the place to talk about it!!!

    I have people for that sort of thing thank you very much


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    your welcome!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *Sets iPod to shuffle* Is that random enough for this thread (late bad pun alert)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I have a craving for pudding, and also one for steak. Do they make steak flavored pudding? They really should.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    i think that would be congealed gravy - ecch!!


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