Poetry Game

Max Power1 · 03-10-2009 1:46am

as theyre out of my cleanliness range

Deki · 03-10-2009 2:38am

and the looks i am getting are truely strange

jonny d · 03-10-2009 1:57pm

peoples sense of smell i dont want to impinge

PFJSplitter · 03-10-2009 2:53pm

but that green mushroom cloud sure makes them all cringe.

holly1 · 03-10-2009 7:48pm

They're all dropping like flies,dont you dare start to whinge.

PFJSplitter · 03-10-2009 9:36pm

His stinky old britches were hung out at the fringe

holly1 · 04-10-2009 1:05pm

but he still had a good old winge.

PFJSplitter · 04-10-2009 2:25pm

Then in the next house we heard such a clatter,

holly1 · 04-10-2009 2:40pm

Good God!!If its not the mad Hatter.

PFJSplitter · 04-10-2009 4:32pm

He twirled his cane and with a quick flick,

Max Power1 · 04-10-2009 11:02pm

he spanked the dog until he gotsick

PFJSplitter · 04-10-2009 11:05pm

"Fear not" he said, "This too shall pass",

holly1 · 05-10-2009 9:36am

'Get out of the garden!or you will get a kick in the ass.

jonny d · 05-10-2009 9:54am

my goodness holly,no need to be crass!

holly1 · 05-10-2009 10:51am

You better watch your ass!!

PFJSplitter · 05-10-2009 2:13pm

As he whimpered and sauntered off his tail he did curl

Deki · 05-10-2009 9:09pm

then the ends of his moustache he began to twirl

holly1 · 05-10-2009 9:41pm

He twirled and twirled and twirled,until his moustache became
unfurled.

PFJSplitter · 05-10-2009 9:59pm

To himself he said "Enough of this primping! Let me be off - it's time to start

Deki · 05-10-2009 10:28pm

Time to jump to my feet- Make a new start!

PFJSplitter · 05-10-2009 10:31pm

Else sit meself down and munch on a tart!

Deki · 05-10-2009 10:34pm

aw, but these hot toaster strudels are quite an art.

PFJSplitter · 05-10-2009 10:39pm

I'll top them with beans and wait for that fart!

f3qh5g0z6vc7ob · 05-10-2009 10:44pm

All this bean eating has given me pains below my heart

holly1 · 05-10-2009 10:46pm

Fart you say,what talk is that.
Beans and cabbage on top of a tart.

PFJSplitter · 05-10-2009 10:47pm

Holy Mary and Joseph, could this be a shart?

holly1 · 05-10-2009 10:48pm

a shart a shart,my kingdom for a shart.

PFJSplitter · 05-10-2009 10:50pm

A dart for a shart is all I can offer

holly1 · 05-10-2009 10:51pm

Do you think my underpants might suffer!!!!

PFJSplitter · 05-10-2009 11:07pm

We'll buffer the suffer with a less tough puffer!

Max Power1 · 07-10-2009 11:28pm

from my nethers, the stench could get rougher

PFJSplitter · 08-10-2009 4:10am

but the underpants themselves are as tough as a snuffer.

holly1 · 08-10-2009 8:58am

So get of your ass,and see how the tough get rougher...

PFJSplitter · 08-10-2009 2:14pm

Or just sit back and remain a fluffer.

holly1 · 08-10-2009 10:38pm

Its now or never for the prim and proper,
to sit straight up and get a lot tougher.

PFJSplitter · 11-10-2009 9:43pm

"Get tougher and tougher"
said she to he...

holly1 · 12-10-2009 12:58am

I would if I could,but I have a sore knee.

PFJSplitter · 12-10-2009 1:02am

Is it a sting from a honey bee, asked he?

holly1 · 12-10-2009 1:17am

No I think it's a splinter from a very large tree.

orourkeda · 12-10-2009 1:19am

I want to be a tree says she

holly1 · 12-10-2009 1:56am

one with branches that reach out as far as the eye can see.

PFJSplitter · 12-10-2009 2:09am

Over land and over sea,
they're extensions of she...

orourkeda · 12-10-2009 2:12am

to the land of the free to look like a flea

PFJSplitter · 12-10-2009 2:39am

and be a flea that flees from thee

orourkeda · 12-10-2009 2:44am

on the banks of my own lovely lee

PFJSplitter · 12-10-2009 2:51am

Lea the Flea, would she be for me?

holly1 · 12-10-2009 8:46pm

Out with fleas and in with bees.
They make sweet honey for my tea.

PFJSplitter · 12-10-2009 8:54pm

Sweet honey for tea?
Than a bee it shall be!

holly1 · 12-10-2009 8:57pm

Oh thankyou thankyou,its my wish and it shall be.

PFJSplitter · 12-10-2009 9:06pm

A flea on the bee making honey for thee,
The kingdom is yours, said the decree.

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