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If you could offer only one piece of advice?

renraw · 2009-07-25 20:21:50

If you could offer only one piece of advice - what would it be? Mine would be - not to worry! Whats yours?

25-07-2009 8:21pm

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If you could offer only one piece of advice - what would it be?

Mine would be - not to worry!

Whats yours?

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itsallaboutheL wrote: »

Absinthe is not your friend

Neither is vodka. It tells you it is, but then one night it steals your dignity and refuses to give it back. Bastard vodka.
Also, no-one likes a smartass.

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If I could only offer one piece of advice, it would be...

Do a funk-ing search and you will see a similar thread has been posted recently.

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A year from now, will you look back and wish you hadn't done this? Will you even remember it as a major negative "thing" in your life?

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Maddison wrote: »

Wear a condom or get the snip

FYP!

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#26 25-07-2009 8:55pm

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renraw wrote: »

Whats yours?

If you see Abigayle completely shaven and wearing a pair of rubber gloves- run like f**k!

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#27 25-07-2009 8:55pm

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One piece of advice: people need to stop been so retarded ... oh and never hold it in. **** what anybody else thinks about the smell - the main thing is you will feel better and won't implode.

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#28 25-07-2009 9:00pm

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renraw wrote: »

If you could offer only one piece of advice - what would it be?

Mine would be - not to worry!

Whats yours?

Vote NO in the next Lisbon referendum

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Don't rush into things and that applies to all parts of life. Do yourself justice and just have a good think before you make a decision.

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#30 25-07-2009 9:05pm

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renraw wrote: »

If you could offer only one piece of advice - what would it be?

Whats yours?

**** 'em with their underwear on.

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soundsham wrote: »

never ever sh4g your girlfriends best friend it always gets out

not if you tie it to the radiator

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sneakerfreak wrote: »

not if you tie it to the radiator

Thats like the anti-advice... You have to get rid of it or it will start to smell. Although depending on your standards, that may have been present pre-mortem.

OT.. 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away'

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Try using logic once a day. Or once a month for conspiracy nuts.

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Worst. Advice. Ever.

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Abigayle wrote: »

Thats like the anti-advice... You have to get rid of it or it will start to smell. Although depending on your standards, that may have been present pre-mortem.

OT.. 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away'

who said anything about letting her die?

OT dont let anyone tell you you cant do something,find out for yourself

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super-rush wrote: »

Don't start a thread in AH celebrating your 100th post

You mean your 1,000th post (was that done intentionally)

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#49 25-07-2009 11:20pm

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My apologies to the mods n everyone else, k? I'm a wee bit drunk...

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tanyaog2007 wrote: »

never trust anybody

Thats a little harsh, gotta trust some people or you'll go mad with paranoia, just like me!

dont trust the internet!!!!!!!!

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