Money making.

Doyler92

Hi. I'm a 17 year old looking for ways to make a bit of extra cash. I have a job in the local shop but it doesn't pay very well. Just wondering do you's have any idea's of how I could make myself some extra cash.

Smart Bug

Is the shop well established? If so you can contact suppliers and get lots of stock in on credit, then re-sell it for discount prices through a fence. You can also take out a bank loan for 'refurbishments', and once you've finally bust out the joint you can burn it down for the insurance money.

* note to self: may need to stop reading Goodfellas...

Pimp yourself out to one thousand fat chicks for €50 a piece.

Doyler92

Yeah that's worth a try but it's a bit dodgy. I was thinking of ways outside that job. I don't really like being in there. Any more idea's

Doyler92

If you wanna help me with the pimping business I'd be more than happy

Poor Uncle Tom

You want to double up on your job,
Double Post.....:rolleyes:

Hmmmm

Is there something we should know?

genericguy

really random idea, but you could advertise a dog-walking service. I know a girl your age in blanch doing that and she's raking it in from the oul wans and such. e5 a pop maybe?

Alessandra

Ask for more hours at work? Are you getting the min wage(cos it's not bad to live on at your age).

Maybe mow lawns and do gardening for people. Place an ad in the shop/local newspaper?

Doyler92

Yeah the dog walking idea could be a good one. I'll think about that one.
And yes I'm on min wage but I can't get any more hours. The shop isn't working out too well. I worked in it before and it shut down with the old owner.

**Timbuk2**

Donate sperm.

Profit.

Doyler92

Well that sounds like a good one. I'm gonna look that it. Easy and profitable.

bladespin

Start our own business, see what you can do and what others will pay so they don't have to (walking dogs, painting, mowing lawns, washing cars etc etc, there's still lot of opportunity out there, you just have to look.

Smart Bug

Offer Dutch Rudder services at your local old folks home.

Doyler92

See I wouldn't be the best painter. Or car washer. I'm still looknig for many idea's. Thanks everyone for their idea's keep them coming.

Overblood

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

Donate sperm.

Profit.

Where can you donate sperm? And how much do you get per blown load?

Drummerboy2

If you could get yourself a bike and a loan of a ladder because there is definitely a market for clearing the guttering of houses.

Doyler92

Yeah I was googling the sperm donation and no clear cut answers were coming up for me about where and how much

Mike...

Deleted User wrote: »

Pimp yourself out to one thousand fat chicks for €50 a piece.

Or 100 really fat chicks for €100 a go

Don't get me wrong fat chicks need loving too

But they gotta pay

Smart Bug

Drummerboy2 wrote: »

If you could get yourself a bike and a loan of a ladder because there is definitely a market for clearing the guttering of houses.

By cycling in them?!

Mike...

Smart Bug wrote: »

Offer Dutch Rudder services at your local old folks home.

Dutch Rudder
When a man masturbates, and another person grabs his arm and makes him do the motion. It's sort of like a cross between masturbation and a handjob. He is still holding on, but the other person is still moving your arm.

Smart Bug

Mike... wrote: »

Dutch Rudder
When a man masturbates, and another person grabs his arm and makes him do the motion. It's sort of like a cross between masturbation and a handjob. He is still holding on, but the other person is still moving your arm.

Exactly. I reckon the old dude's arthritic hands could manage the gripping but the strenght mighn't be there to go through the motions, so that's where Doyler92 steps in. Jaysus, he could even do 2 ata a time, doubling his efficiency & profit.

CDfm

Paper delivery and probably contacting local businness's for leaflet delivery telling them you will do it

Doyler92

Lads I'll leave the dutch rudder to you's. And I rang the community voice because my friend delvers for them. They said they have enough people as it is.

Blazer

Steal ciggies + alcohol from the shop and flog them to you mates..
nice little earner.
Or start offering coke etc on the side...nice little earner..and the cops will do fcukall about you.

Doyler92

Done the ciggies but he made them too safe to rob. Shop hasn't got a licence for alcohol. Coke sounds good get me some yeah

CDfm

Doyler92 wrote: »

Lads I'll leave the dutch rudder to you's. And I rang the community voice because my friend delvers for them. They said they have enough people as it is.

What I meant was the local businesses that do leaflets or business cards into estates. So checkout leaflet delivery in the golden pages and also your local dominos or taxi firm etc or even your local Dunnes or Supervalu who all get leaflets delivered.

They dont deliver themselves.

Loomis

You're probably going to just say no, but...



Gay porn?

Niall Keane

The OP asked how to MAKE money, not earn it. What you need is a reasonable scanner and a good quality printer.;)

CutzEr

Niall Keane wrote: »

The OP asked how to MAKE money, not earn it. What you need is a reasonable scanner and a good quality printer.;)

When one €5 falls in love with another €5 note..

Doyler92

I know this is a stupid question but what does OP mean. And yeah I'll check out the leaflet business. And printer sounds good I have a cheapo one from Lidl. You would be better off drawing money it would look better.

biko

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Doyler92

Oh thanks I always felt stupid asking that question before.

Doyler92

I'll make a deal whoever's idea gets me the most money can have a share of it.

genericguy

Doyler92 wrote: »

I'll make a deal whoever's idea gets me the most money can have a share of it.

if you start selling drugs you can also claim the dole. you must be from an area with a lack of facilities to guarantee immunity from the law though.

Doyler92

I have to wait another year for the dole. And I'm in Blanch you think I could get away with it here? I say so.

jarhead20

just do your B licence and get a van driving job doing deliverys for warehouse companys in business parks,VERY GOOD WAGE

Doyler92

I am but I still have to be 18 for that like I'm coming 17 so I'm looking for little nixers. I consider all

jarhead20

Doyler92 wrote: »

I am but I still have to be 18 for that like I'm coming 17 so I'm looking for little nixers. I consider all

i think everyone has your problem mate,with nowadays and all,but yea at your age its all u can earn,u turn 18 your sorted,even when your working 2 or 3 days u can get the dole for the rest,your better off taking every bit of paper with your name and address in the shop and emptying the safe and til if there on your own and maybe migrate to a hot country

Executive Steve

Smart Bug wrote: »

Exactly. I reckon the old dude's arthritic hands could manage the gripping but the strenght mighn't be there to go through the motions, so that's where Doyler92 steps in. Jaysus, he could even do 2 ata a time, doubling his efficiency & profit.

Sure he could subcontract the work out to some ould lad with Parkinson's disease...

bigslick

Online poker. Hard way to make an easy living. Not that difficult to learn and to quickly start beating the low stakes games online. Can soon be earning more per hour than you are at moment.

jarhead20

Doyler92 wrote: »

I am but I still have to be 18 for that like I'm coming 17 so I'm looking for little nixers. I consider all

or you could get your forklift licence and drive forklifts,500euro per week min

CutzEr

Overblood wrote: »

Where can you donate sperm? And how much do you get per blown load?

yore ma

Keano

Pretend to be a hitman and some old lady will want to hire you... Just take her cash and run off into the sunset.

poindexter

paddy power online, the financials. just keep betting €50 about 10 seconds before the time runs out. log on and see

Rocky Balboa 2

TS should be a pimp

LimeFruitGum

aren't there any quick promotional jobbies on nixers.ie?

Doyler92

I might go for the hitman job. Or a special delivery boy.

Doyler92

Ah'ers, coming up to halloween I need the cash. Anyone got any more marvellous idea's?

Celly Smunt

buy 20 pizzas buy one get one free,go to an event and sell the slices for 2.50 a pop


20 pizzas=170
1 pizza=10 slices
10x20=200
2.50x200 slices=500
500-170=330 profit for **** all work.

tim0ney

If you have any skillz [play guitar, speakum languages real good] then you could always try charging people for that. Or you could just do what guys in my school did at the time, and sell fags to 11-year olds for a euro each.

Daragh101

go to a few solisters offices in town and charge them a fee each day to deliver and stamp their post?