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Scummiest thing you've ever seen ?

  • 18-07-2009 10:24pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,443 ✭✭✭Red Sleeping Beauty


    NB:Disclaimer : scummiest isn't a word but for the purposes of this thread here, it is.


    Tonight I saw a few English lads on stag night out. Walking up Lord Edward St here in Dublin , one of them exposed their penis and proceeded to urinate on the street as he was walking , even turning the corner mid-flow!

    This was at about 8PM this evening and it was very bright. This ranks as the scummiest thing I've seen.
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭CutzEr


    Scummie.. Sounds like.. Yummy.

    Mmmmm, donuts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    Alan Rouge wrote: »
    NB:Disclaimer : scummiest isn't a word but for the purposes of this thread here, it is.


    Tonight I saw a few English lads on stag night out. Walking up Lord Edward St here in Dublin , one of them exposed their penis and proceeded to urinate on the street as he was walking , even turning the corner mid-flow!

    This was at about 8PM this evening and it was very bright. This ranks as the scummiest thing I've seen.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭LeotheLion


    Alan Rouge wrote: »
    NB:Disclaimer : scummiest isn't a word but for the purposes of this thread here, it is.


    Tonight I saw a few English lads on stag night out. Walking up Lord Edward St here in Dublin , one of them exposed their penis and proceeded to urinate on the street as he was walking , even turning the corner mid-flow!

    This was at about 8PM this evening and it was very bright. This ranks as the scummiest thing I've seen.

    and why did one not run at him with all your force and anger and lift the piece of filth off the ground with a boot to his disgusting b****x


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭lgoring21


    a babysitter on my street smackin the bejesus out of the child she was mindin coz he wood not run in the house and get her a pen....scumbag


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 357 ✭✭Lucyx


    Scummiest thing I've ever seen is a woman urinating at the corner of Henry St and O'Connell St and loads of people were looking at her.
    She was wearing jeans and I think they got pretty wet by the time she was done. Gross.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    LeotheLion wrote: »
    and why did one not run at him with all your force and anger and lift the piece of filth off the ground with a boot to his disgusting b****x

    * Drunk guy with penis hanging out

    * Watering everything in sight


    Those would be the factors that would deter me, tbph.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,534 ✭✭✭Dman001


    lgoring21 wrote: »
    a babysitter on my street smackin the bejesus out of the child she was mindin coz he wood not run in the house and get her a pen....scumbag
    These people should be reported, and named and shamed for the public to see and be warned.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭StopNotWorking


    Saw a couple(probably 16-17 yr olds) at the luas station in stephens green. They were sitting on the little bench at the ticket machines and she was plain as day giving her boyfriend a ****. Both wearing matching disgusting bright blue tracksuits and they looked like they just came off a meth buzz.

    Happened about a week and a half ago at 6pm(on a friday or thursday I think). I'm sure another boardsy must have seen it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,443 ✭✭✭Red Sleeping Beauty


    Oh and another time I saw a couple across the road from my house doing sex on a wall outside someone's house. It was about 3AM so I was sure I was seeing things but there was jeans around the ankles, skin and humping.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭lgoring21


    Dman001 wrote: »
    These people should be reported, and named and shamed for the public to see and be warned.

    i know a bit off topic but can u report those kind of people annomously??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Alan Rouge wrote: »
    Oh and another time I saw a couple across the road from my house doing sex on a wall outside someone's house. It was about 3AM so I was sure I was seeing things but there was jeans around the ankles, skin and humping.

    DOING?

    AH NO SORRY:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭StopNotWorking


    Alan Rouge wrote: »
    Oh and another time I saw a couple across the road from my house doing sex on a wall outside someone's house. It was about 3AM so I was sure I was seeing things but there was jeans around the ankles, skin and humping.

    I see nothing wrong with that :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    DOING?

    AH NO SORRY:rolleyes:

    Why you is shouting? :(



    I think it was a playful way of putting it ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,227 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Saw some pervert walking up Lord Edward St in Dublin ogling a dripping penis. These people should be dealt with by the proper authorities.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Mary Harney.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,443 ✭✭✭Red Sleeping Beauty


    DOING?

    AH NO SORRY:rolleyes:

    Yes, they were doing the sex! What else where they doing ? searching for car keys ? making love ? making god's babies ?

    They were on a wall outside someone's house at 3am ridin' for feck sake!!!!
    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Saw some pervert walking up Lord Edward St in Dublin ogling a dripping penis. These people should be dealt with by the proper authorities.

    Yeah me too , funny coincidence eh ? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    I've mentioned this before, but I've still not seen anything more disgusting/scummy. I was on route home from a night on the beer a few years ago, saw a lad in a white tracksuit out cold from drinking. Another lad went up, dropped trou, and squeezed off a poo on his face.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    I've mentioned this before, but I've still not seen anything more disgusting/scummy. I was on route home from a night on the beer a few years ago, saw a lad in a white tracksuit out cold from drinking. Another lad went up, dropped trou, and squeezed off a poo on his face.

    :eek:



    /thread


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    Joyriders threatening to run you over while you were on a bicycle?

    It was the 90s though, maybe it doesnt happen anymore ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 357 ✭✭Lucyx


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    I've mentioned this before, but I've still not seen anything more disgusting/scummy. I was on route home from a night on the beer a few years ago, saw a lad in a white tracksuit out cold from drinking. Another lad went up, dropped trou, and squeezed off a poo on his face.

    OH MY GOD....THATS SO DISGUSTING.

    Thats beyond vile. Thats beyond scummy.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,867 ✭✭✭Demonique


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    I've mentioned this before, but I've still not seen anything more disgusting/scummy. I was on route home from a night on the beer a few years ago, saw a lad in a white tracksuit out cold from drinking. Another lad went up, dropped trou, and squeezed off a poo on his face.

    Sorry, but I'm pissing myself laughing

    Serves the drunken moron right


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭Dan Chipowski


    Demonique wrote: »
    Sorry, but I'm pissing myself laughing

    Serves the drunken moron right

    He got drunk, so he deserved someone taking a dump on his face????

    Be a lot of ****ty faces on a saturday night in ireland using that logic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    It's foul alright. It was worse when yer man woke up and tried to wipe it off his face. Scarred for life.

    There was a picture of it, but I deleted it. I think a few folk on AH might still have it.

    Baulk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭Nick_oliveri


    RE: The riding and the penis.... +1 for the riding, I would ride anywhere, as long as i knew my partner was safe and there was good contraception involved.

    The penis..... well we are human, and those are the parts, but the pissing I don't condone!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,867 ✭✭✭Demonique


    He got drunk, so he deserved someone taking a dump on his face????

    Be a lot of ****ty faces on a saturday night in ireland using that logic

    Well, from the sounds of it (white tracksuit, passed out drunk) it was a skanger, so yeah it deserved it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Gerry Ryan


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭StopNotWorking


    sugarman wrote: »
    Group of trannies flashing as they went by on a horse & carrage on Dame Street a couple of weekends back. Put me right off my breakie roll:mad:

    Jaysus! :eek::eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    sugarman wrote: »
    Group of trannies flashing as they went by on a horse & carrage on Dame Street a couple of weekends back. Put me right off my breakie roll:mad:

    I like the idea of a gang of trannies riding around on horses flashing people in the morning.Would make a good movie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 734 ✭✭✭builttospill


    The most scummiest thing I've ever seen was some guy eating a breakfast roll on Dame Street a few weekends ago. Myself and my fellow ladyboys were so disgusted that we had to get the cocks out even though we were travelling at great speed in a horse & carriage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    Back when I was a young fella I was working on my Uncle's farm one Summer.
    One of his cows was heavily pregnant and was also very ill.
    The cow died in front of us in the yard one day.
    As soon as it hit the ground the Uncle whipped out a knife and slashed the cow's stomach open - in an attempt to rescue the unborn calf.
    A load of guts and fluids spilled out into the yard along with a dead calf foetus.
    Obviously the calf had died a week or two beforehand.

    That's without a doubt the scummiest thing I've ever seen.
    It didn't smell to pretty either.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,443 ✭✭✭Red Sleeping Beauty


    sugarman wrote: »
    Group of trannies flashing as they went by on a horse & carrage on Dame Street a couple of weekends back. Put me right off my breakie roll:mad:

    The breakfast roll man is dead, has no one told you ? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    I saw a guy and gal (mid twentiesish) having sex in a hedge off the lawn in Central Park in Manhattan last spring 2008. It was a really nice day and sunny also, and alot of people were out relaxing and then we saw this, my 12 year american cousin and my aunt were with us and my cousin also saw it and yelled out "keep boning her dude" I cringed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,249 ✭✭✭DubMedic


    a gang of trannies riding around on horses flashing people in the morning.
    That Explains the low attendance levels at Leinster House in the morning time so.

    .


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    A few months ago I saw a dolled up woman squatted in the grass near Drumcondra railway station taking a crap. It's disgusting regardless of whether a man or woman does it.
    Alan Rouge wrote: »
    Oh and another time I saw a couple across the road from my house doing sex on a wall outside someone's house. It was about 3AM so I was sure I was seeing things but there was jeans around the ankles, skin and humping.

    Are you an aspie called Christopher Boone by any chance? ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Two men standing leaning on the windowsill of a pub on Mc Curtain street in Cork, smoking, chatting, pints in ****ing hand "Spare change love?"

    A guy walking down Shop Street in Galway, lashing rain, with no shoes (that wasn't even scummy just really sad).

    Oh and the one that can't be beaten, and I've seen it a few times: pregnant women smoking, you'd better just be ****ing fat you knacker

    and edit, walking back from town one night with two friends who are both gay and fairly obviously so, but jesus knackers have amazing gaydar. This car went flying past with homophobic abuse flying out of it, and then they must have circled round to drive by us again coz the same car went flying past five minutes later with a full two litre bottle of water flying out of it along with the abuse, clipped me and hit my friend in the small of the back, ****.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    netwhizkid wrote: »
    I saw a guy and gal (mid twentiesish) having sex in a hedge off the lawn in Central Park in Manhattan last spring 2008. It was a really nice day and sunny also, and alot of people were out relaxing and then we saw this, my 12 year american cousin and my aunt were with us and my cousin also saw it and yelled out "keep boning her dude" I cringed.

    Years ago when i was living in Lower Salthill, as i was parking the car in a quiet alleyway, this couple suddenly appeared in my rear view mirror, next thing they were on the ground, mad at it, her legs in the air, so i counted to 5 and started the car again and reversed suddenly towards them, there was a scream, they both got up and ran, when i re parked the car, i noticed as they got to the main street, one turned left, the other right without even a goodbye to each other.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 762 ✭✭✭irisheddie85


    saw a girl outside charcoal grill in galway pissing her self and throwing up at the same time while her 'friend' tried to get her to go back to the pub. Not a pretty site


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,137 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭Seraphicblue


    Karsini wrote: »
    A few months ago I saw a dolled up woman squatted in the grass near Drumcondra railway station taking a crap. It's disgusting regardless of whether a man or woman does it.



    Are you an aspie called Christopher Boone by any chance? ;)

    The Curious Incident of The Shag in The Night Time?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    In Manchester a few years ago with my dad walking home at night, saw a black fella being laid into by what looked like a drug pusher or a pimp on the side of the street. The black fella was crying too. Sad and scummy.

    Personal scummiest: Probably walking through town after an all nighter in a blood stained suit, with a bloody nose and still blathered from hours earlier. Must have looked an awful sight tbh. Great night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭tannytantans


    Last year I was walking down Grafton Street at around 1am when I saw a scumbag couple (complete with white shiny tracksuits) scoring outside BTs. That wasn't too bad - but then he pulled down her pants and started licking her out!!Yuck yuck yuck!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭tangerinepuppet


    I was sitting across from a couple of whacked-out scumbags in busáras last April.

    All of a sudden the male scumbag kicks a pigeon off the floor and it shoots six feet into the air. The female scumbag misinterprets the involuntary look of shock and disgust on my face as a smile of approval / attempt to seduce the male scumbag (:confused:). So a fist appears out of the sleeve of her tracksuit and she goes 'smoile again ah him and it's dah ya'll geh'.

    I've seen scummier things but their attempt to drag me into their scumminess makes that one stand out in my memory.


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Years ago when i was living in Lower Salthill, as i was parking the car in a quiet alleyway, this couple suddenly appeared in my rear view mirror, next thing they were on the ground, mad at it, her legs in the air, so i counted to 5 and started the car again and reversed suddenly towards them, there was a scream, they both got up and ran, when i re parked the car, i noticed as they got to the main street, one turned left, the other right without even a goodbye to each other.

    Isn't the area fairly well known for that, dogging I believe is the term coined for it. Saw something similiar in that area myself awhile back. 3 of use were walking into the city one night when we saw 3 guys jerking odd to a coupole having sex on the bonnet of a car. A friend who lives down there said he saw it most weekends.

    Edit: A quick google and I found <snip>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Walking down talbot street during the day and looking right into a lane, to see some scumbag girl with her jeans around her ankles taking a piss.

    Or when I was in limerick. Went to BK after pub. Needed to go to toilet and they only had disabled toilet unlocked. Opened door to some ugly scumbag girl going to toilet while eating a chicken royale. I could see her manky knickers around her knees.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭lgoring21



    Edit: A quick google and I found <snip>.


    how did u just stumble across that???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 872 ✭✭✭craiginireland


    A few years ago in the laneway beside the old virgin megastore on Aston Quay there were a few knackers with a newborn kid. One bloke put the kid lying on the ground and had a p*ss right beside it's head.(poor kid must've got drenched with splashback) Most disgusting thing i've ever seen. I rang the Gardai and they were like what do you want us to do bout it?????????????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭barakus


    some girl outside a club in cork kissing some fella and simultaniously pissing herself....it was actually dripping onto his f**kin shoes:eek:


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,207 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    lgoring21 wrote: »
    how did u just stumble across that???


    That's what I was thinking. I clicked the link. Why, I don't know. Shocked.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    barakus wrote: »
    some girl outside a club in cork kissing some fella and simultaniously pissing herself....it was actually dripping onto his f**kin shoes:eek:

    Maybe she was highly aroused :pac:


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