If you were a mod...

Whosbetter? · 19-07-2009 2:25am

Mod?

Weren't the Who the bestest Mods ever?

Havermeyer · 19-07-2009 2:58am

...........I'd probably ban everybody and keep the whole place to myself.

Sharpshooter · 19-07-2009 3:02am

Are you nut's!!!!!!!!!!!

jumpguy · 19-07-2009 3:03am

I'd love to be any admin, banning people forever for things like "crappy username", "don't like your tone", "spelt 'orange' wrong" would be hilarious and psychology-toying beyond my dreams. Can imagine "Tommy130322" in prison going "Why was a banned for 'crappy username'? I never knew that was a bannable offense, this is ridiculous, waaaa".

I'm feeling faint...

Sharpshooter · 19-07-2009 3:07am

jumpguy wrote: »

I'm feeling faint...

That would be down to your location, yes?:pac:

jumpguy · 19-07-2009 3:12am

Sharpshooter wrote: »

That would be down to your location, yes?:pac:

Nah I'm in the ISS. I'm a stowaway extra crew member they keep just in case. I'm kept in a cupboard with a laptop and there's "Break Glass if Needed" key outside.

Sharpshooter · 19-07-2009 3:16am

jumpguy wrote: »

I'd love to be any admin, banning people forever for things like "crappy username", "don't like your tone", "spelt 'orange' wrong" would be hilarious and psychology-toying beyond my dreams. Can imagine "Tommy130322" in prison going "Why was a banned for 'crappy username'? I never knew that was a bannable offense, this is ridiculous, waaaa".

I'm feeling faint...

Sharpshooter wrote: »

That would be down to your location, yes?:pac:

jumpguy wrote: »

Nah I'm in the ISS. I'm a stowaway extra crew member they keep just in case. I'm kept in a cupboard with a laptop and there's "Break Glass if Needed" key outside.

Your Location is " In Orbit " see under avatar.

jumpguy · 19-07-2009 3:18am

Yeah well "ISS" is too specific. You just dunno what kinda weirdo's are out there these days, I wouldn't give my exact location. In orbit is nice and general.

Addition: Just incase my shítty astronomy-related humour is being lost here, the ISS is a space station in orbit...

ottostreet · 19-07-2009 3:20am

anyone else really enjoying the utterly random tags for this thread?

Tar.Aldarion · 19-07-2009 3:37am

smegmar you are a bad man, I wiolll teach you atr veggie beers, oh I will teach you, ban you from real life!

jumpguy · 19-07-2009 3:42am

How long has Puas been around? Hilarious

Otis Driftwood · 19-07-2009 4:03am

Orestes because I want to know if he is as angry in real life as he seems to be on here.

:pac:

CHD · 19-07-2009 4:04am

Gordon, modding Prison looks like great craic.

In All Fairness · 19-07-2009 4:08am

Javaboy seems pretty cool.

Kinetic^ · 19-07-2009 4:08am

Tar Aldarion. Just to see the amount of retards who PM him for cyber thinking he's a girl.

Tar.Aldarion · 19-07-2009 4:11am

Kinetic^ wrote: »

Tar Aldarion. Just to see the amount of retards who PM him for cyber thinking he's a girl.

deude thowe pmsare great, you know i usded to google 'hot girl' and stick
image it in a pm to jsut mess with the,
m/? YE thats me thaahah losers

Kinetic^ · 19-07-2009 4:41am

You see folks, that's what happens when you give in to the cyber drug. Gibberish!

Tar.Aldarion · 19-07-2009 4:42am

yore gibberish kenny, CU@LAN, gimme a lift/ xxx

Rabies · 19-07-2009 4:47am

No one wants to be me

*sniff sniff*

Kinetic^ · 19-07-2009 4:49am

Rabies wrote: »

No one wants to be me

*sniff sniff*

Yeah, that sucks. GL with that! :pac:

or me

not even myself!

Tar.Aldarion · 19-07-2009 4:49am

Rabies wrote: »

No one wants to be me

*sniff sniff*

Not surprised. OWNED

monkeyfudge · 19-07-2009 4:53am

Mairt wrote:

A man who didn't fight for glory, or medals - but for the man standing next to him.

Mairt - what a bloke.

.

This is pretty much the gayest thing I've read on boards today... and I read the LGB forum.

KnifeWRENCH · 19-07-2009 4:55am

Rabies wrote: »

No one wants to be me

*sniff sniff*

It's probably the username.

"I want Rabies" doesn't sound too good out of context.

Rabies · 19-07-2009 4:56am

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Not surprised. OWNED

thats it I've had enough

*takes shower with toaster*

Tar.Aldarion · 19-07-2009 5:00am

lol suiceideowned, no soorry, i love you, you're a good diesease rabies, a fine dieeasse

orestes · 19-07-2009 5:02am

nedtheshed wrote: »

Orestes because I want to know if he is as angry in real life as he seems to be on here.

:pac:

I'm delightful and pleasant, I often spend days in the park talking to fluffy bunny rabbits while admiring rainbows and smelling the freshly bloomed flowers.

If anyone says otherwise I'll crack their head open with a wrench.

Rabies · 19-07-2009 5:04am

Huh?
Suicide? No!!!

My toaster was dirty and I'm not long up. Need a shower.

Don't worry, wasn't gonna be plugged in.

*signs out and goes to PI*

Nevyn · 19-07-2009 5:06am

nedtheshed wrote: »

Orestes because I want to know if he is as angry in real life as he seems to be on here.

:pac:

That would be telling.....

Nevyn · 19-07-2009 5:08am

Rabies wrote: »

*signs out and goes to PI*

/goes to the pre moderated que to edit all incoming posts to something more amusing before approving them.

Gummy Panda · 19-07-2009 8:19am

I'd be wibbs so I could have a Harlem of boards girls.

I'd only be sharpy if I could have a mirror and some privacy :pac:

brummytom · 19-07-2009 8:22am

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I'd be wibbs so I could have a Harlem of boards girls.

Jesus? A Harlem... I don't think I could handle a whole district of New York.

A Harem, on the other hand, would be just fine.

/pedantic.. sorry

Gummy Panda · 19-07-2009 8:27am

brummytom wrote: »

Jesus? A Harlem... I don't think I could handle a whole district of New York.

A Harem, on the other hand, would be just fine.

/pedantic.. sorry

iPhone auto-correction

thomond2006 · 19-07-2009 9:45am

Anyone else think RuggieBear is cool?

Mr Benevolent · 19-07-2009 12:15pm

Sc@recrow wrote: »

I'd be DeVore the almighty god :pac:
Prostitute boards out to dodgy companies and make piles of cash and then legger it

He'd never do that! Hang on... the words 'FaceButt' come to mind.

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Who comes up with these tags?

dr.bollocko · 19-07-2009 12:28pm

Confab wrote: »

He'd never do that! Hang on... the words 'FaceButt' come to mind.

Who comes up with these tags?

<_<
>_>

phasers · 19-07-2009 12:37pm

I'd be ruu

Everyone likes ruu

Abi · 19-07-2009 3:25pm

My name is URL wrote: »

...which mod would you be?

I think I'd be Thae. She can be nice, and yet has the capacity to be quite terrifying too. I'm sure I'd quite enjoy reading the abusive pm's too. I'd have a couple of glasses of chardonnay, kick back and cackle at how I can fcuk up someones day / how sad people can be.

:pac: :pac:

4zn76tysfajdxp · 19-07-2009 3:26pm

PM sent.

jumpguy · 19-07-2009 3:30pm

Where can I sign up to these abusive PM's everyone speaks so highly of?

Abi · 19-07-2009 3:50pm

Layne Acidic Fennel wrote: »

PM sent.

Aw. Thanks

Tar.Aldarion · 19-07-2009 3:52pm

Confab wrote: »

Who comes up with these tags?

Are you able to see who wrote them and stuff, random enoughhh

wudangclan · 19-07-2009 4:37pm

i'd be rabies.such a great mod.

*sympathy vote

galwayrush · 19-07-2009 4:44pm

wudangclan wrote: »

i'd be rabies.such a great mod.

*sympathy vote

Should be enough to earn one Get out of Prison token from Rabies.:pac:

Nevyn · 19-07-2009 5:03pm

Abigayle wrote: »

I think I'd be Thae. She can be nice, and yet has the capacity to be quite terrifying too. I'm sure I'd quite enjoy reading the abusive pm's too. I'd have a couple of glasses of chardonnay, kick back and cackle at how I can fcuk up someones day / how sad people can be.

:pac: :pac:

Surely you mean if you were mad....

and Chardonnay yuk.
Try a nice Chilean Cabernet Sauvignon or a Rioja or an Chantai.

DSB · 19-07-2009 5:14pm

I'd be any mod that I was given the power to be, just so I could use the powers to ban every single person who made a joke about mods and rockers:D

Latchy · 19-07-2009 9:53pm

Abigayle wrote: »

I think I'd be Thae. She can be nice, and yet has the capacity to be quite terrifying too. I'm sure I'd quite enjoy reading the abusive pm's too. I'd have a couple of glasses of chardonnay, kick back and cackle at how I can fcuk up someones day / how sad people can be.

:pac: :pac:

Hey there is potential for some fun here .All the err....abused mods should compile a list of the most serious abuse pm's recieved then put them in a thread for all to view ,with the abusers username removed of course .After all ,assuming they have being banned , who going to know or care who sent what pm to what mod ? :pac::pac:

If you were a mod...

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