secret single behavior

we'llallhavetea_old

stolen from satc obviously! what does everyone do when they are alone and would NEVER do infront of an oh?
personally, i sit in a brightly lit room, with a mirror and squeeze blackheads until my face is completely bright red and quite sore. also, i have been known to have a nostril rummage... :eek:

green dolphin

nose picking FTW! first thing in the morning after a night out...ahhh
though i've been known to do this in front of boyfriends too, i haven't been made single by it yet!

TriceMarie

I don't get the whole picking the nose trend lol!
I don't know why people do it,just blow

spinandscribble

cut my toenails.
apply makeup - i'm not crazy on doing it in front of people.
go to the bathroom (i know, duh)
listen to really corny music.

green dolphin

TriceMarie wrote: »

I don't get the whole picking the nose trend lol!
I don't know why people do it,just blow

ah, you must have an inferior nose (as in smaller, with less snots!). if i just blow, that doesn't get all the good bits out - and it can just be satisfying to have a dig. (i'm so gross!)

useful_contacts

TBH theres nothing i do myself that i dont do in fronta my OH - except mastubrate- and i have done that in fronta him before when he asked but still would do it in priv unless he asked

id be in the loo and he would pop in to brush his teeth or run a bath etc and doesnt make a diff to us- we just v comfortable with each other

useful_contacts

green dolphin wrote: »

ah, you must have an inferior nose (as in smaller, with less snots!). if i just blow, that doesn't get all the good bits out - and it can just be satisfying to have a dig. (i'm so gross!)

blowing does feck all... picking the best tho with my long nails can cause nose bleeds

though id rather 5 mins of nose bleeding than 5 mins of having a boogie up ur nose annoying u

TriceMarie

green dolphin wrote: »

ah, you must have an inferior nose (as in smaller, with less snots!). if i just blow, that doesn't get all the good bits out - and it can just be satisfying to have a dig. (i'm so gross!)

lol:p I must!

PrettyInPunk

I squeeze ingrown hairs...gross i know!

green dolphin

useful_contacts wrote: »

id be in the loo and he would pop in to brush his teeth or run a bath etc and doesnt make a diff to us- we just v comfortable with each other

yeah, i've always had that with my boyfriends. only thing i wouldn't ever do is a number 2 in front of him!
i'm getting better, but i've still had boyfriends in the past to whom i would completely deny that i'd ever pooped in my life - "no way, not me! i don't do that!".
a friend of mine went on holiday to south america with her boyfriend and they both got really bad diarrhoea and had to stay in these tiny hostels where the toilet was only separated from the bedrooms with a curtain or something. she said they felt there was nothing they couldn't do in front of each other after that!

valery

we know each other too long to be fazed by run of the mill stuff.but i have to admit , once a week when the oh is out i get stuck in to me malteezers,
love those little feckers and he aint getting his hands on em....ever , and i mean never ever;). my little secret, yum, yum,

Khannie

Poop. I draw the line at pooping.

Having a hard time coming up with anything else tbh.

allabouteve

I'd put in a hair treatment and wrap my head in tinfoil to keep the heat in. Its usually accompanied by a blue face masque and a DIY mani-pedi.

The whole thing is enhanced by some cheesy guilty-pleasure type tunes.

Rayven199

Haha the nose picking thing is so true!! Theres nothing like a good dig sometimes! Blowing just doesnt get the crusty ones out!

I wouldnt poo/pick the nose/squeeze spots or blackheads in front of my boyfriend - or anyone for that matter! And the whole putting on makeup thing in front of people is another, don't know why but I just don't like people watching/being arouns me when I'm putting it on!

Dont think theres anything else really!

SmokeyJo84

PrettyInPunk wrote: »

I squeeze ingrown hairs...gross i know!

gross...but deeply satisfying! as is blackhead popping!

aoibhebree

I must be a bit of a prude, I'd never go to the loo if my fiance was there, and vice versa! I like a little bit of privacy thank you. Also I wouldn't do any form of hair removal in front of him. I can't think of anything else though!

Rayven199

aoibhebree wrote: »

I must be a bit of a prude, I'd never go to the loo if my fiance was there, and vice versa! I like a little bit of privacy thank you. Also I wouldn't do any form of hair removal in front of him. I can't think of anything else though!

Oh yeah, hair removal is one other thing I wouldnt do i front of anyone; only specific hair removal though, of the garden variety.

cuckoo

Sometimes i like to put on a dvd that i know will make my feel weepy, have a bit of a cry and eat some chocolate. It's v cathartic - i always sleep amazingly well that night and am in a great mood the next day.

For me a good cry is a great stress reliever - but it's something i'd prefer to do when alone.

Abi

Oh my god. The amount of women that pick their nose :eek:

Not for me I'm afraid! I'd blow my nose, and if you sort of wriggle it a bit from the outside of your nose with the tissue you can get rid of any blockages I'm very private when it comes to the toilet too... the thoughts of having an audience would be very off-putting for me! That is why the bathroom has a door =P

When I'm alone I'd probably do my finger and toe-nails, paint them and probably with a face mask on if my skin has been acting up a bit.

allandanyways

Not single, but in a LDR so get plenty of alone time...

I put on Queen and dance around really energetically like I'm in the musical version of all their songs, recently changed to MJ but it's great exercise. OH knows about my plans for a better Queen musical than We Will Rock You, but he doesn't know that I already have the dance routines sorted.

we'llallhavetea_old

God, forgot about the dancing. Not by any means normal dancing. The dancing that involves back breaking moves and that even the cat shouldn't witness. Thinking about anyone witnessing that makes me blush!

vixenbees

I attempt to GHD curl my hair for the millionth time... if i keep practicing i might get the hang of it! only do it when im home alone with a glass of wine

we'llallhavetea_old

vixenbees wrote: »

I attempt to GHD curl my hair for the millionth time... if i keep practicing i might get the hang of it! only do it when im home alone with a glass of wine

i do this too! On the sofa. And when i'm finished i prance and pout for five minutes, then scrape it back in a ponytail, muttering about how the **** does cheryl cole do it...

vixenbees

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

i do this too! On the sofa. And when i'm finished i prance and pout for five minutes, then scrape it back in a ponytail, muttering about how the **** does cheryl cole do it...

HOW DOES SHE THOUGH??????? lol... I even put on the dvd you get free with the GHD one night to figure it out!! id say i looked crazy going from laptop to mirror every 2 mins

we'llallhavetea_old

Dear god, i watched the dvd too! She makes it look so easy, 'just twist it round your finger' easier said than done love, my hair gets very fuppin hot!

jordata

When alone, and if I feel the need, I fart - proper audible man farts!!
Ah, that's better.

all_smilz

squeeze zits
FAAAAAARRRRT!
eat chinese/indian/icecream after midnight......
Pull that ONE little bastard hair i get on my right nipple!
Poo- but i wouldnt do that in front of anyone- cept a nurse if i had to ( cos i am one myself and take no notice)
Silly dancing
i prefer to clean when the house is empty too...
shaving my underarms
flossing (tis a pretty woman thing, daft i know!)

Snowie

all_smilz wrote: »

squeeze zits
FAAAAAARRRRT!
Poo- but i wouldnt do that in front of anyone- cept a nurse if i had to ( cos i am )

women can't fart and they sure as hell dont poo...:mad:

Xiney

Ha ha ha.

I can't burp, I'm physically unable to. And I'm lactose intollerant. And I eat lots of beans.


I fart a LOT. But they don't usually smell very bad, for whatever reason. (And no, I'm not making that up.)

Snowie

Xiney wrote: »

I fart a LOT. But they don't usually smell very bad, for whatever reason. (And no, I'm not making that up.)

women don't fart

they cough in there knickers :pac:......

spinandscribble

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

women don't fart

they cough in there knickers :pac:......

thank you, i'll be using that one. *yonk*

Maddison

Cough in their knickers ha thats a good one. I have a tummy problem which means that If I dont fart I can get quite sick so tough luck hubby either I fart & be happy or dont & be in agony!!!
I wont poo in front of him,shave under my arms,masturbate(unless we are having teh sex or Im asked),watch porn(hes rather prudish),he doesnt allow me to speak about my periods(back to the prudish thing)cut my toenails(I hate feet anyway so I can barely look at I do that)but other than those things I dont really care, at the end of the day he saw my vagina expand giving birth to our son so I cant really hide much else from him:D

Snowie

Maddison wrote: »

Cough in their knickers ha thats a good one. I have a tummy problem which means that If I dont fart I can get quite sick so tough luck hubby either I fart & be happy or dont & be in agony!!!
I wont poo in front of him,shave under my arms,masturbate(unless we are having teh sex or Im asked),watch porn(hes rather prudish),he doesnt allow me to speak about my periods(back to the prudish thing)cut my toenails(I hate feet anyway so I can barely look at I do that)but other than those things I dont really care, at the end of the day he saw my vagina expand giving birth to our son so I cant really hide much else from him:D

:mad:

i was eating my breakfast until I read that :mad:

Maddison

You asked for it!!you read about farting, pooing, bursting spots & when It comes to childbirth you want to vomit LOL!!!Well sorry about that Ill owe you a pint if your going to the beers!!!:D

Snowie

Maddison wrote: »

You asked for it!!you read about farting, pooing, bursting spots & when It comes to childbirth you want to vomit LOL!!!Well sorry about that Ill owe you a pint if your going to the beers!!!:D

what did i do but remind women and pooing as well orgasims of course are nothing but Urban legends!
but I draw the line, when I have to think about a vagina crowing its just to much :pac:...
Much obliged , but I cant I'm saving.... So I can go live with Uncle Yeti again....:)

Maddison

Drats!!!!Well I will owe you breakfast then another time LOL!!

Latchy

Maddison wrote: »

You asked for it!!you read about farting, pooing, bursting spots & when It comes to childbirth you want to vomit LOL!!!Well sorry about that Ill owe you a pint if your going to the beers!!!:D

Welcome to the real world guys ,any looking in that is and sling any romantic notions out Da windah ....now

Khannie

PrettyInPunk wrote: »

I squeeze ingrown hairs...gross i know!

I have to ask....what does this achieve?

(I've never had an ingrown hair that I'm aware of....maybe I need to look harder?)

we'llallhavetea_old

Khannie wrote: »

I have to ask....what does this achieve?

(I've never had an ingrown hair that I'm aware of....maybe I need to look harder?)

they pop and unveil a stray hair! Very satisfying, very manky.

Khannie

That sounds VERY satisfying indeed.

Seriously.

RedNiamhy

I love freeing ingrown hairs - especially the ines that are all red and infected and release puss. Disgusting I know but SO satisfying!!!!
Same goes with spots and blackheads but they aren't quite as satisfying but I cannot leave them be!!

Also have to admit to having a good root around in my nose. Nothing worse than having something stuck up there - apart from an ingrown hair that won't come out!!!

Also, I pick my toenails and clean around them when I'm all curled up.

Boogying around the house in my pj's or starkers is so liberating looking like all them girls in the music videos (in my head!!). At least there is no-one around to tell my I don't look like them.

I could NEVER poo in front of anyone though and in private I love doing a big, loud, satisfying fart (and have been known to put my head under the duvet to smell it!). :eek:

we'llallhavetea_old

RedNiamhy wrote: »

I love freeing ingrown hairs - especially the ines that are all red and infected and release puss. Disgusting I know but SO satisfying!!!!
Same goes with spots and blackheads but they aren't quite as satisfying but I cannot leave them be!!

Also have to admit to having a good root around in my nose. Nothing worse than having something stuck up there - apart from an ingrown hair that won't come out!!!

Also, I pick my toenails and clean around them when I'm all curled up.

Boogying around the house in my pj's or starkers is so liberating looking like all them girls in the music videos (in my head!!). At least there is no-one around to tell my I don't look like them.

I could NEVER poo in front of anyone though and in private I love doing a big, loud, satisfying fart (and have been known to put my head under the duvet to smell it!). :eek:

oh god yeah, ye HAVE TO smell your fart. Even my daughter does it, she's only five. If you mention the word fart she immediately starts sniffing furiously, but its like she doesn't even know she's doin it! God bless the smell of your own fart. Its.... Soupy.

Maddison

My son has his farts named: one fart is a solo; 2 farts is twins & three is triplets; 4 is MAMMY I NEED NEW PANTS!!!!!

allabouteve

Speechless at the amount of farting, nose picking and poo-ing going on here.

Latchy

Dont believe 70% of what you read on boards eve .It's all lies ,gossip and innuendou.... I tell's ya :pac:

Twee.

This thread has me in stitches, and thinking 'huzzah, I'm not the only one!'.
As most people have stated, I'll draw the line at pooping. No way. That is my time, thank you very much! I also like to do my make up and skin care alone. Don't want someone gawking at me as I tweeze my eyebrows or load on concealer to cover a whopper spot!

valery

me and oh are pretty much used to one another but i have to say there are things i keep to myself i suppose re traditional reasons. sittin on d bog, stay away honey, deffo no no .i recently started laser treatrment to get rid of some "facial fuzz" , just mentioned it in an off hand manner , he did`nt offer input so i dropped the subject / really not man stuff , is it ?
So , op , i recon theres always going to be stuff we do unbeknown to our oh`s wether we think about it or not. they have their "stuff" and we have ours;). ps, re laser hair removal, pain, pain, pain, and more fkucin pain:mad:.

SeekUp

RedNiamhy wrote: »

I love freeing ingrown hairs - especially the ines that are all red and infected and release puss. Disgusting I know but SO satisfying!!!!

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