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US worker dies in chocolate vat

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    #32
    My name is URL
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    May contain traces of nuts


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    #33
    Run_to_da_hills
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    They should have thrown Michael Jackson into the Vat, he would have looked more natural. :D


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    #34
    JC 2K3
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    lol, oh AH and its inconsistencies.


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    #35
    Hagar
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    Poor guy but this thread has me laughing out loud for real.


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    #36
    Loomis
    Registered Users Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    If they don't clean the vat properly there is likely to be an arse and a half in every bar.


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    #37
    tenandtracer
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    His co-workers have placed Roses at the spot where he died.


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    #38
    AnonoBoy
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    Augustus!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


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    #39
    Splinter
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    tenandtracer wrote: »
    His co-workers have placed Roses at the spot where he died.
    are ya sure they didnt take roses from the spot where he was killed?


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    #40
    K-9
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    Typical AH. People Fudging a serious issue with bad puns.

    I'm sure his job wasn't a picnic.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #41
    Hagar
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    Can't wait to see that episode of "How It's Made" on Discovery.


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    #42
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    I still expect him to make a full recovery. Call me naive, but I believe in miracles...


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    #43
    Loomis
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    This news sure if causing a Ripple in AH today


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    #44
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Mr. Anderson wrote: »
    This news sure if causing a Ripple in AH today

    Well, it's Moro less the easiest topic to make fun of today.


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    #45
    Loomis
    Registered Users Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    Carolyn Hot Appetite wrote: »
    Well, it's Moro less the easiest topic to make fun of today.

    That's probably the Riesen alright


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    #46
    Genghiz Cohen
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    A Bounty of bad puns here.


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    #47
    11811
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    Pity had he survived he might've had this to look forward to...

    chocolate_man_snack.jpg

    Awful tho, going to have to be wary eating chocolate fingers from now on.


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    #48
    missmatty
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    I wonder was the chocolate mixture a bit CRUNCHIE afterwards....


    o mai bad :pac:


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    #49
    K-9
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    missmatty wrote: »
    I wonder was the chocolate mixture a bit CRUNCHIE afterwards....


    o mai bad :pac:

    Awwwhhh.

    Chocolate finger anybody?

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #50
    EdgarAllenPoo
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    In the interest of health and safety it's reported that his coffin must now contain the warning "may contain nuts...and other body parts". I wonder if this is another Revels "guess the new flavour" campaign.


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    #51
    Loomis
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    Word has it the music to accompany the funeral will be from Elvis. "In the gateau" was his favourite tune..


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    #52
    EdgarAllenPoo
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    Mr. Anderson wrote: »
    Word has it the music to accompany the funeral will be from Elvis. "In the gateau" was his favourite tune..

    Either that or the Chef song "chocolate salty balls".


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    #53
    Loomis
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    Well Kinder Surprise will definitely live up to it's name when you open yours expecting a toy...


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    #54
    JustAddWater
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    Mr. Anderson wrote: »
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8141612.stm



    He'll be sadly missed by the company After Eight years of loyal service.

    Only getting that now lol :P


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    #55
    Loomis
    Registered Users Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    JustAddWater wrote: »
    Only getting that now lol :P

    There there. :D

    Just read back through the thread and find that making a pun thread Mars the memory of the man.


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    #56
    Overheal
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    *snicker*


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    #57
    K-9
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    GDM wrote: »
    Either that or the Chef song "chocolate salty balls".

    Heard he liked Eminems too.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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