100 hundred words for Drunk

Doc · 06-07-2009 6:57am #1

Eskimos don’t have 100 words for snow but do we have 100 ways of saying drunk?

I can only think of 21 so far but I’m sure I’ve missed a load. (Hopefully another 79!)

1: Drunk
2: Pissed
3: Langered
4: Slaughtered
5: Half Cut
6: Manky
7: Legless
8: Locked
9: Off me Head
10: Ossified (my favorite)
11: Flutered
12: Scuttered
13: In Bits
14: Banjaxed
15: Wrecked
16: Rat-Arsed
17: In Rag Order
18: Blotto
19: Stotious
20: In a Heap
21: Battered

brendansmith · 06-07-2009 7:01am

Beveragely r@ped

minxie · 06-07-2009 7:06am

In the horrors

ArseBurger · 06-07-2009 7:09am

Cunted
Destroyed
Fũckeyed
Fũckfaced
Shǐtfaced
Plastered
Nutted
Wankered

chin_grin · 06-07-2009 7:09am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/1883481.stm

:rolleyes:

rubayat · 06-07-2009 7:13am

baloobas last night:D

cournioni · 06-07-2009 7:17am

chin_grin wrote: »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/1883481.stm

:rolleyes:

It doesn't have... "Jaysis I'm full as a shuck!" :pac:

beertons · 06-07-2009 7:19am

Full.

Michellenman · 06-07-2009 7:30am

Twisted.
Ossified.

chin_grin · 06-07-2009 7:31am

PORNAPSTER wrote: »

It doesn't have... "Jaysis I'm full as a shuck!" :pac:

Or "gee-eyed".

SV · 06-07-2009 7:37am

You're never going to get 10000 words for drunk.

CutzEr · 06-07-2009 7:42am

SV wrote: »

You're never going to get 10000 words for drunk.

True, but we may get 100 as requested? :P

Michellenman · 06-07-2009 7:43am

Good thing he's only looking for 100 then. :pac:

SV · 06-07-2009 7:44am

CutzEr wrote: »

True, but we may get 100 as requested? :P

Michellenman wrote: »

Good thing he's only looking for 100 then. :pac:

" 100 hundred words for Drunk"

ejmaztec · 06-07-2009 7:52am

SV wrote: »

" 100 hundred words for Drunk"

That's a second way of saying 10,000. I wonder how many more there are?

Spiritoftheseventies · 06-07-2009 7:57am

inebriated

OldGoat · 06-07-2009 7:59am

ejmaztec wrote: »

That's a second way of saying 10,000. I wonder how many more there are?

9,999+1
9,998+2
9,997+...

Oh yer...emmm - Pished

rubayat · 06-07-2009 8:04am

rubayat wrote: »

baloobas last night:D

also mahognafied:cool:

Spiritoftheseventies · 06-07-2009 8:07am

rubayat wrote: »

also mahognafied:cool:

mahognafied. what are the origins of that one.

ejmaztec · 06-07-2009 8:08am

OldGoat wrote: »

9,999+1
9,998+2
9,997+...

Oh yer...emmm - Pished

10K bladdered!

rubayat · 06-07-2009 8:10am

bayviewclose wrote: »

mahognafied. what are the origins of that one.

you love it dont you?

Dont know the origins,
but common enough in the midlands!

Spiritoftheseventies · 06-07-2009 8:15am

rubayat wrote: »

you love it dont you?

Dont know the origins,
but common enough in the midlands!

mahogany paint the favourite brew down there?

OldGoat · 06-07-2009 8:18am

ejmaztec wrote: »

10K bladdered!

10*1024 <> 10000 :P

Back teeth floating.

brummytom · 06-07-2009 8:26am

'Tired and Emotional' - though that's a phrase.

Gazeboed!

Queen-Mise · 06-07-2009 8:30am

under the table

Has stocious been said

s_carnage · 06-07-2009 8:33am

Off your trolley

06-07-2009 8:34am

paraletic

scary · 06-07-2009 8:36am

Elephants

shanethemofo · 06-07-2009 8:39am

Mauldy
In a hoop
In the rats
scuttered
Messy

mp3guy · 06-07-2009 8:45am

Bucklefaced.

up them Schteps · 06-07-2009 8:47am

I like this thread, recently I was discussing the same topice with a few other lads. We eventually came to the decision you can use pretty much any word to represent being locked.

eg. I was drunk framed last night
eg. I was drunk sheeted last night
eg. I was drunk buttoned last night

I could go on......