Joke: For you luverly ladies

Vinny-Chase

Just got this in an email, and this was the first place I thought of. I thought it was hilarious anyway

Best PMS Question Ever



Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light
bulb?







Woman'sAnswer:




One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this f***n house knows HOW to change a f***n light bulb! They don't even know that the f***n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE f***n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the f***n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME f***n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSENO F**erEVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE F***N PILES OF GARBAGE THATARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE F***N HOUSE!!IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THISPLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE F***N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!I'm sorry.



What was the question?

g'em

Oh hilarious.

Free chocolate and chick-lit for the first person to spot the sarcasm in my post...