Signs a guy likes you...

Mackleton

So guys, if you could help us girls out then we'll do the same for you! How can a girl tell if a guy's interested? Any tell tale signs to look out for?

ScumLord

Boner.

itsallaboutheL

His mickey goes hard....................



EDIT: he beat me to it..... maybe he likes me

Gran Hermano

If the flag is at full mast...

phasers

He's pitching a tent

robby^5

If he has a pulse.

InkSlinger67

You can usually see the bushes rustling

AnonoBoy

Mackleton wrote: »

So guys, if you could help us girls out then we'll do the same for you! How can a girl tell if a guy's interested? Any tell tale signs to look out for?

Pushes you down in the mud and pulls your pigtails.


Also:

boner.

pablomakaveli

He'll smile at you, gaze longingly into your eyes and then start humping your leg.

amacachi

He calls the taxi for you.

Mackleton

Well at least you got it out of the way early. So... what else?

Here are some common female signs:

-You usually don't bring down the house but this girl is lapping all your jokes up, no, you haven't gotten funnier, she's interested.

- She touches her hair, face, neck while talking, or more importantly, listening to you..she into you.

- She looks at you from the side or from under her lashes, she is checking you out.

RonMexico

Actually bothering to talk to you = he wants to turn you into a human wheelbarrow

Aidric

Staring, Groping & Drooling in that order.

Sir Molle

The smell of Rohypnol.

phasers

If a woman properly fancies you she won't make you buy her drinks all night

Pop's Diner

Mackleton wrote: »

Well at least you got it out of the way early. So... what else?

Here are some common female signs:

-You usually don't bring down the house but this girl is lapping all your jokes up, no, you haven't gotten funnier, she's interested.

- She touches her hair, face, neck while talking, or more importantly, listening to you..she into you.

- She looks at you from the side or from under her lashes, she is checking you out.

Here are some common male signs:

- You usually don't set the world on fire with your acumen but this guy is lapping all your insightful views and comments, no, you haven't gotten more intelligent, he's horny.

- He touches his balls, groin, cock while talking, or more importantly, stalking you..he into you.

- He looks at you from the side or from under his porno mag, he is checking you out.

truecrippler

I think the best sign that a guy likes you is when a guy approaches a girl and she swiftly turns him down not knowing what she may have missed.

Sadly, guys will like most girls but don't be given any chance to communicate to whoever they like most of the time.

Basically if he keeps staring at you and taking sips of his drink whenever you look over :P to hide the fact he was looking at you.

antodeco

If, after you come round, he is still in you, thats a good sign.

Diabhal Beag

Cumstain

TheZohanS

Mackleton wrote: »

Here are some common female signs:

-You usually don't bring down the house but this girl is lapping all your jokes up, no, you haven't gotten funnier, she's interested.

- She touches her hair, face, neck while talking, or more importantly, listening to you..she into you.

- She looks at you from the side or from under her lashes, she is checking you out
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She has a widey.

PirateShampoo

Ask to see his Red Rocket.

Snowie

Dont for the love of some almighty power bring up your x boy friends.

I found my self going from yeah this girls all right to *yawn*....

CreepingDeath

Mackleton wrote: »

So guys, if you could help us girls out then we'll do the same for you! How can a girl tell if a guy's interested? Any tell tale signs to look out for?

If you get any sort of a compliment from a guy.

If they're talking to you and you don't have a couple of hotter friends beside you that they are trying to get introduced to.

If they say they like stuff that you like.

Their standing position.
If two people are talking and they form a kind of "two-sided triangle" then they're unconsciously leaving room to allow someone else to join the conversation. If they're not leaving room for others to join, they want you all to themselves.

Gone Drinking

ScumLord wrote: »

Boner.

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Spastafarian

First his tail feathers spread out in a distinctive colourful train. Then he emits high-pitched trilling sounds accompanied with a wildly pulsating throat sac. And then he secretes a gelatinous substance whilst rubbing up against you.

antodeco

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Their standing position.
If two people are talking and they form a kind of "two-sided triangle" then they're unconsciously leaving room to allow someone else to join the conversation. If they're not leaving room for others to join, they want you all to themselves.

3some FTW

big b

I find it hard to believe any girl wouldn't know whether a guy was interested in her or not.
That's all.

Baldie

big b wrote: »

I find it hard...

That's how you know he likes you...

Baldie

He locks antlers with the strongest guy in the room. The one who wins loves you the most...

joes girls

ok after readin all that,i wont bother lookin into a guys eyes anymore, just divert to the lower area!!!

Pop's Diner

joes girls wrote: »

ok after readin all that,i wont bother lookin into a guys eyes anymore, just divert to the lower area!!!

We presumed you already were?