Signs a guy likes you...

Mackleton

So guys, if you could help us girls out then we'll do the same for you! How can a girl tell if a guy's interested? Any tell tale signs to look out for?

ScumLord

Boner.

itsallaboutheL

His mickey goes hard....................



EDIT: he beat me to it..... maybe he likes me

Gran Hermano

If the flag is at full mast...

phasers

He's pitching a tent

robby^5

If he has a pulse.

InkSlinger67

You can usually see the bushes rustling

AnonoBoy

Mackleton wrote: »

So guys, if you could help us girls out then we'll do the same for you! How can a girl tell if a guy's interested? Any tell tale signs to look out for?

Pushes you down in the mud and pulls your pigtails.


Also:

boner.

pablomakaveli

He'll smile at you, gaze longingly into your eyes and then start humping your leg.

amacachi

He calls the taxi for you.

Mackleton

Well at least you got it out of the way early. So... what else?

Here are some common female signs:

-You usually don't bring down the house but this girl is lapping all your jokes up, no, you haven't gotten funnier, she's interested.

- She touches her hair, face, neck while talking, or more importantly, listening to you..she into you.

- She looks at you from the side or from under her lashes, she is checking you out.

RonMexico

Actually bothering to talk to you = he wants to turn you into a human wheelbarrow

Aidric

Staring, Groping & Drooling in that order.

Sir Molle

The smell of Rohypnol.

phasers

If a woman properly fancies you she won't make you buy her drinks all night

Pop's Diner

Mackleton wrote: »

Well at least you got it out of the way early. So... what else?

Here are some common female signs:

-You usually don't bring down the house but this girl is lapping all your jokes up, no, you haven't gotten funnier, she's interested.

- She touches her hair, face, neck while talking, or more importantly, listening to you..she into you.

- She looks at you from the side or from under her lashes, she is checking you out.

Here are some common male signs:

- You usually don't set the world on fire with your acumen but this guy is lapping all your insightful views and comments, no, you haven't gotten more intelligent, he's horny.

- He touches his balls, groin, cock while talking, or more importantly, stalking you..he into you.

- He looks at you from the side or from under his porno mag, he is checking you out.

truecrippler

I think the best sign that a guy likes you is when a guy approaches a girl and she swiftly turns him down not knowing what she may have missed.

Sadly, guys will like most girls but don't be given any chance to communicate to whoever they like most of the time.

Basically if he keeps staring at you and taking sips of his drink whenever you look over :P to hide the fact he was looking at you.

antodeco

If, after you come round, he is still in you, thats a good sign.

Diabhal Beag

Cumstain

TheZohanS

Mackleton wrote: »

Here are some common female signs:

-You usually don't bring down the house but this girl is lapping all your jokes up, no, you haven't gotten funnier, she's interested.

- She touches her hair, face, neck while talking, or more importantly, listening to you..she into you.

- She looks at you from the side or from under her lashes, she is checking you out
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She has a widey.

PirateShampoo

Ask to see his Red Rocket.

Snowie

Dont for the love of some almighty power bring up your x boy friends.

I found my self going from yeah this girls all right to *yawn*....

CreepingDeath

Mackleton wrote: »

So guys, if you could help us girls out then we'll do the same for you! How can a girl tell if a guy's interested? Any tell tale signs to look out for?

If you get any sort of a compliment from a guy.

If they're talking to you and you don't have a couple of hotter friends beside you that they are trying to get introduced to.

If they say they like stuff that you like.

Their standing position.
If two people are talking and they form a kind of "two-sided triangle" then they're unconsciously leaving room to allow someone else to join the conversation. If they're not leaving room for others to join, they want you all to themselves.

Gone Drinking

ScumLord wrote: »

Boner.

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Spastafarian

First his tail feathers spread out in a distinctive colourful train. Then he emits high-pitched trilling sounds accompanied with a wildly pulsating throat sac. And then he secretes a gelatinous substance whilst rubbing up against you.

antodeco

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Their standing position.
If two people are talking and they form a kind of "two-sided triangle" then they're unconsciously leaving room to allow someone else to join the conversation. If they're not leaving room for others to join, they want you all to themselves.

3some FTW

big b

I find it hard to believe any girl wouldn't know whether a guy was interested in her or not.
That's all.

Baldie

big b wrote: »

I find it hard...

That's how you know he likes you...

Baldie

He locks antlers with the strongest guy in the room. The one who wins loves you the most...

joes girls

ok after readin all that,i wont bother lookin into a guys eyes anymore, just divert to the lower area!!!

Pop's Diner

joes girls wrote: »

ok after readin all that,i wont bother lookin into a guys eyes anymore, just divert to the lower area!!!

We presumed you already were?

CreepingDeath

joes girls wrote: »

ok after readin all that,i wont bother lookin into a guys eyes anymore, just divert to the lower area!!!

That's why men boob watch, they're checking for erect nipples.

Joey the lips

Guys like all girls they just might not love many.... There is a couple of obvious signs though

You ask him out and he laughs at you....



Prity much the same way that horriable women treat men!

Just talk to him you will know soon enough. No man will refuse a conversation with a women. It boosts our ego. IMO

Dave!

He stares at your t*ts/arse

citizen_p

he says he hates you and runs away,....






wait thats only when your 5

Sparky

Making a face like this

Rented Mule

You basically know that a guy likes you when he starts humping your leg.

You'll know if he is commited to you if he finishes.

Genghiz Cohen

Sparky wrote: »

Making a face like this

Original is always best

My name is URL

ScumLord wrote: »

Boner.

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

His mickey goes hard....................

Gran Hermano wrote: »

If the flag is at full mast...

phasers wrote: »

He's pitching a tent

lmao

thats some serious hivemind =p

Snowie

telling her, that her breath smells...

TwoShedsJackson

If you've two tits, a hole, and a recent heart-beat, he's interested.

Johnny_Bean

In my own experience, if I like a girl I usually either

1. Insult her
2. Become really shy

and you can be guaranteed that I definitely WON'T make a move. I am MUCH more likely to make a move on a girl I don't like

Yes, I'm tragic

Aidric

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

If you've two tits, a hole, and a recent heart-beat, he's interested.

Two, surely?

Johnny_Bean

truecrippler wrote: »

Basically if he keeps staring at you and taking sips of his drink whenever you look over :P to hide the fact he was looking at you.

Ghost Train

wait for her to notice me, get awkward around her, only works up to a point

Lux23

If you are standing in a room talking with him and other people, look at his feet if they are facing you hes interested. But to be honest it normally pretty easy to work out if a bloke fancies you, just by the way act around you.

CreepingDeath

If a guy answers "yes" to the question "are you interested in me".

Loopy

Ghost Train wrote: »

wait for her to notice me, get awkward around her, only works up to a point

Sold GT:cool:
Women love that 'coy' thing..

TwoShedsJackson

Aidric wrote: »

Two, surely?

You only have one penis, right?

Snowie

what i want to know is why is she asking loads of men...

how do we know what are sighns look like we chat women up not men..
how are we supposed to know what are signs .......

markok84

If he's chasing you through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.