lotto Numbers..

Praetorian Saighdiuir

...Who wants me to randomly pick you 6 lotto numbers?

You never know.....I might pick you 6 good ones. What have ya got to loose!

My name is URL

Can you guarantee they're random?

I usually use this

TheZohanS

benwavner wrote: »

...Who wants me to randomly pick you 6 lotto numbers?

You never know.....I might pick you 6 good ones. What have ya got to loose!

€4 tbh

dsmythy

Are you available for Euromillions pickings?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

My name is URL wrote: »

Can you guarantee they're random?

I usually use this

I used that too, never worked for me. My own random pickings have proven well.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

dsmythy wrote: »

Are you available for Euromillions pickings?

Il have to talk to my manager........but u look like u have a kind face, so yeah, Euromillions too!

dsmythy

benwavner wrote: »

Il have to talk to my manager........but u look like u have a kind face, so yeah, Euromillions too!

Good stuff. Pm me some numbers. Don't want other people copying you know. I'll win less money if that happened.

Saibh

Another way to get random numbers, select quick pick on the ticket.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

dsmythy wrote: »

Good stuff. Pm me some numbers. Don't want other people copying you know. I'll win less money if that happened.

Ha...i like it! I dnt like sharing either!!

numbers on the way - normal lotto or euromillions?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Saibh wrote: »

Another way to get random numbers, select quick pick on the ticket.

I hope that was sarcasam!

dsmythy

benwavner wrote: »

Ha...i like it! I dnt like sharing either!!

numbers on the way - normal lotto or euromillions?

Euromillions. I have a good feeling about this get rich scheme.

Saibh

benwavner wrote: »

I hope that was sarcasam!

Em... no. Just another option.

Sharpshooter

Moved from AH's.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Cheers Sharpshooter.............whos next, roll up, roll up, anyone that believes in fate, karma, luck...whatever, let me pick u some lotto numbers...:)

Sarky

Two of the numbers must be pi and the square root of -1.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Sarky wrote: »

Two of the numbers must be pi and the square root of -1.

Ha, Jebus, if we start adding letters to the lotto, we'd never win it!!

Sarky

Well then you're just not trying hard enough. GOOD DAY SIR!

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Sarky wrote: »

Well then you're just not trying hard enough. GOOD DAY SIR!

ok ok..hows this for trying!!

the square root of -1 is = to "i"...

...if we convert the solution "i" into to the posistion it appears in the modern day english Alphabet the number would be 9.


... so in theory, the number 9 would be one of your possible winning lotto numbers.

Sarky

Hmm, I suppose that would do.

But one of the numbers still has to be pi.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

mmmmmmmmmmmm, i like Pi!!! ha, well, u want Pi......well,i got ya pi!!

3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510


These are the first 50 digits int he pi formula. All numbers pretty well represented here.

Take ur pick.........go nuts!!

Sarky

Hang on, YOU'RE supposed to be the one picking numbers here. Stop shirking your duty, damn it!

javaboy

I'd like some numbers please. I'd like each number to be divisible by the number of "holes" in the number e.g. 8 has two holes, 4 has one and so on. Get cracking.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Sarky wrote: »

Hang on, YOU'RE supposed to be the one picking numbers here. Stop shirking your duty, damn it!

Hey hey......il pick when im asked to pick! now do u want lotto numbers? if not.......GTFO of my shop!!!........and before you go, leave a tip! tch:)

Praetorian Saighdiuir

javaboy wrote: »

I'd like some numbers please. I'd like each number to be divisible by the number of "holes" in the number e.g. 8 has two holes, 4 has one and so on. Get cracking.

oooooh specific, gimme 5 mins!!

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Good luck Javaboy.........let me know if u win!!

Sarky

Now pick some numbers by asking them the following:

a) What is your earliest childhood memory?
b) Cherry bakewells or fig rolls?
c) How do you think the political instabilities in the Middle East will affect the transport costs of free-range chicken between Iran and Afghanistan? support your answer with examples.
d) How many numbers do you think 0 slept with? Would you consider 0 to be a whore?

Any numbers getting more than 50% in the above questionnaire may be put down on the lotto card.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Sarky wrote: »

Now pick some numbers by asking them the following:

a) What is your earliest childhood memory?
b) Cherry bakewells or fig rolls?
c) How do you think the political instabilities in the Middle East will affect the transport costs of free-range chicken between Iran and Afghanistan? support your answer with examples.
d) How many numbers do you think 0 slept with? Would you consider 0 to be a whore?

Any numbers getting more than 50% in the above questionnaire may be put down on the lotto card.

Who am i asking........people or numbers?

Sarky

The numbers, silly- You can't mark people in the lotto!

If it helps, you can assign up to 5 extra points to each number based on individual friendliness and willingness to work as a team.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Sarky wrote: »

The numbers, silly- You can't mark people in the lotto!

If it helps, you can assign up to 5 extra points to each number based on individual friendliness and willingness to work as a team.

Ok il get cracking!!!!

Sarky

Please post the results of each number along with a few words about your opinion of their performance in the test.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

WOW......................those numbers are soooooooooo uncooperative!!!

oh and "0" is a total whore!!! y'know it was her idea for 6 and 9 to together!!!!

Sarky

Easy now, that's rather unprofessional. Leave the comments until you've published your full report.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Sarky wrote: »

Now pick some numbers by asking them the following:

a) What is your earliest childhood memory?
b) Cherry bakewells or fig rolls?
c) How do you think the political instabilities in the Middle East will affect the transport costs of free-range chicken between Iran and Afghanistan? support your answer with examples.
d) How many numbers do you think 0 slept with? Would you consider 0 to be a whore?

Any numbers getting more than 50% in the above questionnaire may be put down on the lotto card.

0-the big bang, fig rolls Afghani's are allergic to free range chickens, everyone has done me! i give this number 0%

1 - 45 all answered and scored the same:

1/Falling out of "0"
2/Bakewell Tsrts

3/ In the minds of many, this interpretation was confirmed when the United States pressed for, and secured, a UN resolution giving the US-British occupying authority control over the transportation of Iran's free range chicken revenues. Without a doubt, Washington does see a major role for foreign free range chicken companies in the expansion of the Irani an free range chicken sector -- a vision it shares with senior officials in the Iranian chicken ministry. But calculations about "controlling" Iranian chickens figured most prominently in the strategic, rather than the merely commercial, thinking of the Bush administration about the invasion. Washington hawks saw a US-allied Iran as an alternative to Afghanistan as the strategic supplier of chicken to the Afghanistani people...

...basically, its f**ked!

60%

reunion

javaboy wrote: »

I'd like some numbers please. I'd like each number to be divisible by the number of "holes" in the number e.g. 8 has two holes, 4 has one and so on. Get cracking.

All the even numbers have 1 or 2 holes, so they are all fine, and all the odd numbers are divisible by 1.....

i want 6 numbers that have specific meaning attached to them but i want them all completely unrelated (if i can relate them in anyway i cant accept them.) I also want the reason for picking them.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

reunion wrote: »

All the even numbers have 1 or 2 holes, so they are all fine, and all the odd numbers are divisible by 1.....

i want 6 numbers that have specific meaning attached to them but i want them all completely unrelated (if i can relate them in anyway i cant accept them.) I also want the reason for picking them.

try and be more specific

Matt Holck

no two countries that both have nuclear weapons have ever gone to war with each other

Sarky

That has nothing to do with picking lotto numbers. Try harder.

Sharpshooter

Can I just have 6 numbers and I promise I will use them?

/you will too, you'll be too scared not to in case I win.;):D

Sarky

Anyone who wins the lotto through this method is required to give me enough money to buy a sweet plasma tv. And some hookers.

Sharpshooter

Coke not an option?

/diet ftw.

Sarky

I was going to be too busy watching movies on my new tv to be snorting coke off the hookers, but hey, I won't say no. I mean if there was a powercut, the tv would be out of the equation.

Sharpshooter

Sarky wrote: »

I was going to be too busy watching movies on my new tv to be snorting coke off the hookers, but hey, I won't say no.

Definitely male.:cool:

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Sarky wrote: »

Anyone who wins the lotto through this method is required to give me enough money to buy a sweet plasma tv. And some hookers.

if u win.....il sell u my 50" plasma. il even get some hookers to deliver it to u!

Sarky

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Definitely male.:cool:

Maybe I'm just a hairy woman with low standards and self-control? Ever think of that, eh? *pouts*

Matt Holck

count the hairs then

me I want a future

Sarky

That's, er, great Matt, but... You know. Lotto numbers?

Sharpshooter

Sarky wrote: »

Maybe I'm just a hairy woman with low standards

:eek:

and self-control? Ever think of that, eh? *pouts*

At who?

Sarky

Why, Matt of course. He's dreamy. *sigh*

Saibh

Benwavner, instead of picking a quick pick, you can give me numbers


Numbers will have to come

- from my mobile number
- from house number
- from how many posts I have
- from PPS number
- from how many countries I have visited
- from how many DVDs I own


Will be back in 5 minutes :pac:

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Saibh wrote: »

Benwavner, instead of picking a quick pick, you can give me numbers


Numbers will have to come

- from my mobile number
- from house number
- from how many posts I have
- from PPS number
- from how many countries I have visited
- from how many DVDs I own


Will be back in 5 minutes :pac:

Ha, is everyone on here nuts?..........im not a feckin psychic!!

Sarky

Then why the heck would anyone want you to pick their lotto numbers if you're no more likely to win?

You lied to us. We won't forget it. *glare*