Fun, Friendship...or Maybe More

dylano_k

These stupid late night ads with busty blonds pointing at you through the screen saying "call me for fun"..

Have any of you after hours' folk ever called one of these lines, even out of curiosity or just for kicks. What do they say on the other side?? Iv always wanted to know.

Also I used to work beside actually know a guy who used to pose as a woman on these lines. So have you guys ever called these ?

javaboy

9/10 of their calls are made from phones left lying on the table in the pub while the owner is taking a leak.

Agent Smith

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXnjSIJvJkk

Owwmykneecap

someone needs to sue them for fraud and get them and the psychics out of business.

K-9

How'd he get away with posing as a woman?

Sharpshooter

javaboy wrote: »

9/10 of their calls are made from phones left lying on the table in the pub while the owner is taking a leak.

Take it with you, Goddammit!!!

/how many times!!!!!

Abi

You called them because of the chicks on an ad?! *even* if it was one of those that answered the phone... has it escaped your notice that they are rough as bears arses?

K-9

K-9 wrote: »

How'd he get away with posing as a woman?

Scrap that, Sharpshooter has got away with it.

dylano_k

Actually another story i was told was about a guy who brought a bird back to his room in newcastle and while he went the jacks she rang her sex line company and left it off the hook, ran up a bill for 400 sterling and he was forced to pay for it..he did get his rock and roll tho;....

pikachucheeks

I text a hotline called 'Gaytrix' and was given a default username ; Gary42 - still remember it years later

Whatever happened, I started getting texts from a guy called Frank - They handed out my number to him!

A few of the girls and I just had a laugh, telling this Frank guy how "Gary42" liked walking on the beach, knitting and various other activities.

Frank got a bit over-friendly though - I received a message from him that'll be forever embedded in my brain ; "Come on baby, just come over! I'm wet, open and horny" :eek:

A group of teenage girls manage to successfully turn on a gay man, by discussing knitting!

I was too shocked to reply, decided I'd had enough Gay trix for one night ... then he called me! Basically repeated his text in his sultry man voice!

I hung up because I was in fits of laughter. He continued to call several times, I didn't pick up and text him soon after telling him everything ; confessing I was a woman, sorry for getting his hopes up etc.

The next day I get a message ; "Hi Gary, it's Frank! How are you?"

"Hi Frank, it's "Gary", I'm still a woman. Sorry!"
:pac:

I've often wondered what became of dear Frank!...

K-9

Abigayle wrote: »

You called them because of the chicks on an ad?! *even* if it was one of those that answered the phone... has it escaped your notice that they are rough as bears arses?

That is your pic? Yeah?

Abi

dylano_k wrote: »

Actually another story i was told was about a guy who brought a bird back to his room in newcastle and while he went the jacks she rang her sex line company and left it off the hook, ran up a bill for 400 sterling and he was forced to pay for it..he did get his rock and roll tho;....

That was a dear shag for a bit of scruff in fairness. Wouldnt have been yourself or anything.. would it?

mikom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pGcE7IvCTs

Abi

K-9 wrote: »

That is your pic? Yeah?

Teh heh. yeah...

dylano_k

Abigayle wrote: »

That was a dear shag for a bit of scruff in fairness. Wouldnt have been yourself or anything.. would it?

Abigayle hun, i wouldn be coming on here ashamed to say it was me, it is after hours after all. And iv never been to newcastle but if i do go...im having my phone disabled for outgoing calls

K-9

Abigayle wrote: »

Teh heh. yeah...

The Torres one, just to clarify?

yerayeah

69 69 69... Naughty!!

Abi

K-9 wrote: »

The Torres one, just to clarify?

Sí, mi hombre. él es "El Niño"

dylano_k

Abigayle wrote: »

Sí, mi hombre. Es "El Niño".

Sorry But this thread is not about homosexuals named fernando torres or any other span-pool athletes that like to perform homosexual deeds to eachother. Especially to their fat spanish waiter of a boss.

K-9

Abigayle wrote: »

Sí, mi hombre. Es "El Niño".

FAIL, Torres doesn't refer to himself as "El Nino". Better stop on my I adore "Torres" lovefest, he'll turn me ghey. Fecking got married and only 4 people where there, didn't even tell me!

So then ROS, Howyadoing?

Lolz at Dylano!

Torres is a man in an age of prima donnas.

Abi

dylano_k wrote: »

Sorry But this thread is not about homosexuals named fernando torres or any other span-pool athletes that like to perform homosexual deeds to eachother. Especially to their fat spanish waiter of a boss.

You are absolutely right, it isn't

K-9

Abigayle wrote: »

You are absolutely right, it isn't

Anyway, sidetracked there addressing blasphemy,

Howyadoing Ross?

khmk

"real girls are waiting to talk to you in your area now"


crock of ****e,

9 out of 10 times i end up just whacking off to the pre-recorded message of the sexy Meteor lady who tells you (rather sternly) that this number is forbidden.

don't get me wrong,

its better than nothing..

just needs some sexy background music imo.

dylano_k

khmk wrote: »

"real girls are waiting to talk to you in your area now"


crock of ****e,

9 out of 10 times i end up just whacking off to the pre-recorded message of the sexy Meteor lady who tells you (rather sternly) that this number is forbidden.

don't get me wrong,

its better than nothing..

just needs some sexy background music imo.

I like it better when she repeats the numbers you call out when entering your credit 3261619816187156 oh yes !!!

K-9

dylano_k wrote: »

I like it better when she repeats the numbers you call out when entering your credit 3261619816187156 oh yes !!!

3261619816187156

Ach, thats an old one. You didn't fall for that ould number?

* coat is ready.

khmk

dylano_k wrote: »

I like it better when she repeats the numbers you call out when entering your credit 3261619816187156 oh yes !!!

"Ok, we are now putting you through to one of our staff members..."


* - waits, lad-in-hand.....*


"Hello Steve speaking......."


*splurt....* "it doesn't count! it doesn't count!"

" I was thinking of Jet from Gladiators!"

AlkalineAcid

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I text a hotline called 'Gaytrix' and was given a default username ; Gary42 - still remember it years later

That was you!?

dr.bollocko

The sideboob is impressive to be fair.

RonMexico

dylano_k wrote: »

These stupid late night ads with busty blonds pointing at you through the screen saying "call me for fun"..

Have any of you after hours' folk ever called one of these lines, even out of curiosity or just for kicks. What do they say on the other side?? Iv always wanted to know.

Also I used to work beside actually know a guy who used to pose as a woman on these lines. So have you guys ever called these ?

WOT

DarkJager

There's big difference in those adverts if you travel around. On our channels, we have the 3 bimbos standing around gurning and playing with their phones, while doing this total horn wrecker of a stare at the camera.

In Germany however, the same type of advert usually features some angry bird in a leather catsuit smacking a whip off her hand, while the voiceover screams at you to dial FUNF FUNF FUNF FUN SIEBEN!!! (erotic sigh here). Not to mention same advert could be repeated 4 to 5 times in a row just to fill the ad break!

dylano_k

RonMexico wrote: »

WOT

Yes you read right, a man posing as a womans voice, apparantly they loved it. Proves the point that you never know what your talking to at the other end of the line...

DarkJager

dylano_k wrote: »

Yes you read right, a man posing as a womans voice, apparantly they loved it. Proves the point that you never know what your talking to at the other end of the line...

Have his balls dropped? Because thats the only explanation as to how a man could genuinely sound like a woman (Well that, or being a complete and utter metro)

bronte

That feckin ad with the brunette lass at the beginning , then 10 secs later you see her with a (bad) blonde wig on If they can't even be arsed to hire two different models their sexychat is hardly gunna be any good now is it? :pac:

DarkJager

Irish sexychat:

Caller: (sleazy tone) Hi, whats your name?
Operator: Jacinta cuz whas ur name boss? Wanna lob it in there?
Caller: Excuse me?
Operator: Bust da minge off me ya big dirty ****er, I'll gobble da fuc...
Caller: *hangs up*

dylano_k

DarkJager wrote: »

Have his balls dropped? Because thats the only explanation as to how a man could genuinely sound like a woman (Well that, or being a complete and utter metro)

Spot on think the name he used was Cindy or Sandy or something like that, so if you hear either of those names when you call 1850 696969....hang up !!

DarkJager

dylano_k wrote: »

Spot on think the name he used was Cindy or Sandy or something like that, so if you hear either of those names when you call 1850 696969....hang up !!

50 cent a minute sex lines?? WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS!!!!??

dsmythy

Owwmykneecap wrote: »

someone needs to sue them for fraud and get them and the psychics out of business.

I'd love for those call-in psychics to be shut down.

galwayrush

dsmythy wrote: »

I'd love for those call-in psychics to be shut down.

They would close down if there weren't so many idiots ringing them.;)

Nallandnanyways

dsmythy wrote: »

I'd love for those call-in psychics to be shut down.

Theres been a few attempts to shut them down, but theyve always seen it coming.

/coat, door etc.

General Zod

dsmythy wrote: »

I'd love for those call-in psychics to be shut down.

they get away with it becauae of the small print on their adverts "this is an entertainment service and not a prediction of future events"

Local-womanizer

"Local women in your area looking for fun!"

If I rang up my local women it would be rather akward.

Me:Eh,hello.

Women:Hey,whats your name handsome?

Me:Local-womanizer....

Women:Ack,howya doing?How is college going?I met your mother in the shops the other day.Great weather we are having,will I stop over for a drop of tae?

I know all the locals:o

Nallandnanyways

/ring tone

Busty Blonde: Well hello big boy, and what can I do for you tonight? Purrrr
Me: At €2.50/minute? Eh, ring me fcukin' back please.