BGRH Investigates - Older Women

Tom Dunne

With the untimely passing of Farrah Fawcett yesterday, and the current thread in BGRH regarding Miriam O'Callaghan, I put it to the assembled masses that the older women have a certain something that a BGRH brother looks for.

So, what is it? What has the older woman got that a brother needs? Is it experience? Is it confidence? Or is it a bad case of the oedipus complex?

ntlbell

It doesn't need much investigating.

They're Durty.

Tom Dunne

ntlbell wrote: »

It doesn't need much investigating.

They're Durty.

Are you saying that the older woman has a certain "enthusiasm" for the younger man?

Or are you saying that they are perhaps less accustomed to engaging in sins of the flesh and are therefore more willing to indulge in a meaningless and casual encounter with a younger member of the opposite sex?

Beruthiel

Toyboys ftw.

OldGoat

Older women - better cooks. :cool:

Mr.Applepie

OldGoat wrote: »

Older women - better cooks. :cool:

Damn you for getting there first!

Tom Dunne

Beruthiel wrote: »

Toyboys ftw.

Cougars, ftw.

Latchy

Older womon , lots of great 30,40 somethings out there and more expierence in the kitchen to :cool:

Splinter

the older the fiddle the sweeter the tune :pac:

but indeed, there is something that appeals

admiralofthefleet

like fine wine, they get better with age.
joanna lumley is an example



i would say she would be a right laugh too

John Mason

well, being an "older Wimmin" myself, what i say

ask my toyboy and he will tell its the smell of old people, he just cant get enough of it

ntlbell

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

well, being an "older Wimmin" myself, what i say

ask my toyboy and he will tell its the smell of old people, he just cant get enough of it

I have a vision of Chinese burns and talc

ugh.

Tom Dunne

I have visions of Chanel No. 5 and a bag of raisins.

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Older wimmins = teh hawt

admiralofthefleet

ill just leave this here, for ruu

John Mason

anne doyle = crazy cat lady

Tom Dunne

I still would, though.

orestes

Confidence + experience + sexehness = NYOM

Ability to make awesome lasagna is an excellent bonus

Latchy

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

ill just leave this here, for ruu

Ann, Miriam and the other one (who's name I cant think of at the moement ) must be all on some elixir of youth product . :cool:

John Mason

yeah, its called botox, chemical peels and face lifts (my friend's mam works in the clinic they use)

Vanbis

ntlbell wrote: »

It doesn't need much investigating.

They're Durty.

I'd go along with this as well :rolleyes:

Toto Wolfcastle

OldGoat wrote: »

Older women - better cooks. :cool:

Not true. Ask Zaph.

I likes my wimmins to be Dita-shaped. Older men are good too.

DenMan

So would Pamela Anderson be classed as old now? Just curious.

Toto Wolfcastle

DenMan wrote: »

So would Pamela Anderson be classed as old now? Just curious.

How old is she? Tom Dunne old? Or smashey old?

Latchy

A teen might see somebody over 37 as old but a 37 year would not see a 40 , 50 year old as .......old

Toto Wolfcastle

Pamela is older than you Den, that's all you need to know.

OldGoat

janeybabe wrote: »

How old is she? Tom Dunne old? Or smashey old?

So delighted that you stopped before getting to OldGoat old.

McCrack

They are easier to pull, better in bed. FACT.

Zaph

OldGoat wrote: »

So delighted that you stopped before getting to OldGoat old.

I'm just thankful that for once I didn't get a mention in there. :pac:

P.C.

This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.

DublinWriter

Latchy wrote: »

Ann, Miriam and the other one (who's name I cant think of at the moement ) must be all on some elixir of youth product . :cool:

Stop looking at the face and look at the neck ffs!

Whosbetter?

As an '80s teen I watched Countdown as often as I could.

The Vordstress seemed like perfect Mumsy-Vixen material to me.

Even today, eminently roddable.

Latchy

DublinWriter wrote: »

Stop looking at the face and look at the neck ffs!

My plasma widescreen tv tends to airbrush the neck area ffs ...

smashey

janeybabe wrote: »

How old is she? Tom Dunne old? Or smashey old?

Zaph old. :pac:

Toto Wolfcastle

OldGoat wrote: »

So delighted that you stopped before getting to OldGoat old.

You;re not old.

Zaph wrote: »

I'm just thankful that for once I didn't get a mention in there. :pac:

smashey wrote: »

Zaph old. :pac:

Don't be bold.

JupiterKid

Well, former Wonder Woman Lynda Carter is looking pretty fine for 58.:cool:

I wonder if she can still get into that Wonder Woman outfit? Raaaar!!:D

OldGoat

P.C. wrote: »

This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney says:
<SNIP>
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.

Women over 40 get even awesomer. More dangerous too but awesomer nonetheless.

Johnnnybravo

Their grateful thats the appeal with them. Their durty durty women that will go to all lengths to please us younger guys

Happy to get a bit of attention so that bit easier to dip.

Nevyn

Johnnnybravo wrote: »

Their grateful thats the appeal with them. Their durty durty women that will go to all lengths to please us younger guys

Or maybe they just know what they like and like to do and are happy to be an or more then equal participant in the proceedings.

Johnnnybravo wrote: »

Happy to get a bit of attention so that bit easier to dip.

I do hope by dip you mean as a dance move and not a reference to anything too crude.

Johnnnybravo

Thaedydal wrote: »

Or maybe they just know what they like and like to do and are happy to be an or more then equal participant in the proceedings.



I do hope by dip you mean as a dance move and not a reference to anything too crude.

careful it is Dman

DenMan

Be careful johnnny.

sqlpod

Oop's sorry i thought I could just copy and paste the photo. Doh!!!

petes

I was talking to a woman who was 51 at the weekend. I definitely would and still might if I get the chance.22 years my senior.

CDfm

Mary McAleeese - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dimitri

JupiterKid wrote: »

Well, former Wonder Woman Lynda Carter is looking pretty fine for 58.:cool:

I wonder if she can still get into that Wonder Woman outfit? Raaaar!!:D

now she is hot, and i don't mean hot for an older woman but in the overall sense.

JupiterKid

Yes, Lynda Carter is a bang. For younger BGRH posters who may be too young to recall, Lynda played the character Wonder Woman between 1975 and 1979. To, me she will always be Wonder Woman. No other actress could do the role justice.

Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman in the 1970s





...and Lynda now.

CDfm

if she told me to eat my vegatables I would.

shooterMac

Guys Guys Guys.
I can't believe someone hasnt mentioned the biological clock!!
Older women/childless 30+ and sub 40 are fine if you're looking to be landed with a kid within 9 months of the 1st date!
End of story!

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shooterMac wrote: »

Guys Guys Guys.
I can't believe someone hasnt mentioned the biological clock!!
Older women/childless 30+ and sub 40 are fine if you're looking to be landed with a kid within 9 months of the 1st date!
End of story!

I'd advise you to stop talking out of your hole.

sqlpod

sharron vaughn, the kenco coffee add's

shooterMac

Haha advice taken.