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Piss in the shower yes or no?

  • 24-06-2009 4:46pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭


    I recently mentioned to some mates that I often take a piss while in the shower. Especially in the morning.
    They all laughed and were like wtf no one does that-
    I thought it was a normal enough thing to do no?? :o
    Saves time in the morning and sure no one would ever know.
    So what's the story - do many of you also slash while you wash?

    ps - ever notice how piss smells of sugar puffs?

    Do you often take a piss while in the shower? 112 votes

    Yes I piss away, no big deal
    0% 0 votes
    No, that's rotten
    100% 112 votes


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,125 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL



    ps - ever notice how piss smells of sugar puffs?

    ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,020 ✭✭✭Ardscoil Ris


    Nah man, but I do take a dump in there occasionally.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,776 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    While actually having a shower or just because the toilet's too much effort?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 202 ✭✭well horse


    ps - ever notice how piss smells of sugar puffs?

    Eh, only if you've eaten sugar puffs 2 or 3 hours previous to pissing. Or if you're very dehydrated, possibly starving!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ponster




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭itouchmyself


    Ahh the odd time!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Feels good man


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 193 ✭✭wicklowgal


    ps - ever notice how piss smells of sugar puffs?

    YES!!! How weird is that?? Or sometimes if I've had a few cups of coffee, it smells like coffee.

    That is all. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    what about ****? does anybody do that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    ...in the shower


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Twilightning


    ps - ever notice how piss smells of sugar puffs?

    I actually thought I was the only one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    Why not just piss in the toilet? It's maximum two feet away from you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    tba wrote: »
    what about ****? does anybody do that?


    I tried that once. Never again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Twilightning


    Why not just piss in the toilet? It's maximum two feet away from you.

    Your aim tends to.. lose momentum after enough pissing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭itouchmyself


    tba wrote: »
    what about ****? does anybody do that?

    see how it gets sticky??? lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    Anyone wash themselves in the toilet?
    It's very common up in Northern Ireland


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 101 ✭✭tommybrennan15


    what is up with this thread hahahaha but I can honstly say that I have done this in the shower


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,749 ✭✭✭CCCP^


    Man, don't piss in the shower, it's where you clean yourself. Piss in the tiolet. It's usually contained in the same room as the shower. Infact I could probably piss from my shower into the tiolet, but that would be just taking the piss.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    Anyone ever try pissing in the sink?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Anyone ever try not taking a piss, ah now thats hard.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    Anyone ever try pissing in the sink?
    I know of a girl who tried that in a bathroom where the toilet was broken. Doubt she will try it again though. The sink broke.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Golden shower anyone


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,587 ✭✭✭Pace2008


    Anyone ever try pissing in the sink?
    Yes, of course. I started doing it when I was drunk but now I see it as just another viable option. Basically anywhere that leads to a sewer pipe is an acceptable place to piss; amongst civilized folk anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    I know of a girl who tried that in a bathroom where the toilet was broken. Doubt she will try it again though. The sink broke.


    That must have been a messy situation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Back in the day we used to play a game when we were getting started in the local. You had to piss in all urinals, all cubicles and the sink without getting caught. If you got caught you had to buy a round.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,125 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Vain wrote: »
    Anyone ever try not taking a piss, ah now thats hard.

    I mostly use the sink

    Its far more efficient for pissing in... less splashback, less water used in flushing.

    Just doing my bit for the environment

    edit// I dunno why I quoted you =p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I mostly use the sink

    Its far more efficient for pissing in... less splashback, less water used in flushing.

    Just doing my bit for the environment

    Are you going to the next beers??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    Or drilling piss jugs out onto the highway


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,125 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    super-rush wrote: »
    Are you going to the next beers??

    Yeah, don't worry though.. I only do it at home :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    I know of a girl who tried that in a bathroom where the toilet was broken. Doubt she will try it again though. The sink broke.

    whoever owned the sink must have been pissed off


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Anyone ever try pissing in the sink?

    No, but did piss in the fire place, that was in the Gaelteach when I was too lazy to go to the jacks. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 153 ✭✭powerzjim


    my shower is pissing distanse from my toilet so i can take aim from the shower:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    powerzjim wrote: »
    my shower is pissing distanse from my toilet so i can take aim from the shower:pac:


    What happens during take-off and landing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,686 ✭✭✭Kersmash


    Sure when nature calls and you're already in the shower ya might as well fire away. Can't bate a nice shower **** either though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    No, that's nasty.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 curious pete


    Slightly off topic, but I used to have a flatmate that claimed he used a toothbrush to clean his barse. Anyone I ever repeated this story to all had the same reaction i.e "WTF?!!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Anyone ever try pissing in the sink?
    Start a thread about it!See how long that lasts!:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,917 ✭✭✭Wossack


    ps - ever notice how piss smells of sugar puffs?

    since people have been pissing long before sugar puffs were invented, shouldnt that be 'ever notice how sugar puffs smell like piss' ? :confused:


    :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Good man Babbage, the auld dump in the bath thread got locked.;)

    I couldn't get the reply in quick enough.

    Don't be too overt there buddy, easy does it.

    You'll annoy the cnunts around here.

    I see you are a noob.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Slightly off topic, but I used to have a flatmate that claimed he used a toothbrush to clean his barse. Anyone I ever repeated this story to all had the same reaction i.e "WTF?!!"

    WTF is a barse?!!:confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Its not something I aspire to do when I get into the shower. But I mean if halfway through a shower I suddenly feel the need to pee, why not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 curious pete


    WTF is a barse?!!:confused:

    It's the bit between your balls and your arse, hence barse (aka perineum)!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    My mates brother pissed on his birds feet while he was sleepwalking...maybe he was dreaming it was a shower


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    It's the bit between your balls and your arse, hence barse (aka perineum)!

    I always called that the Gooch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Babbage wrote: »
    I like pissing in cups, too.

    Pissing in bottles is weird...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭smegmar


    tba wrote: »
    what about ****? does anybody do that?

    it takes alot more effort, but it's SO much more rewarding in the end. just try get it all down the plug hole, sticky stuff is not good around your feet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Keeps the feet warm when there's no warm water!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 451 ✭✭seven-iron


    yes but only if its into a piss jug obviously


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    Showers are for washing - no? Toilets are for pissing in. It's actually that simple but maybe I misunderstood somewhere along the way. Pissing in the shower, to me, is just scummy. I'm glad I don't have to step into the same shower after some of the shower that posted here.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Anybody try pissing in the bin or out of a third storey window? No?


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