How often do ya brush your teeth?

kingtut

Following on from the washing thread I wonder how many people can't be arsed washing every day but still brush their teeth...

For me it is morning and evening.

Abi

Far more often than the poll would allow.

1. When I wake up
2. After my breakfast
3. After 1st coffee
4. After 2nd coffee
5. After lunch
6. After 3rd coffee
7. After dinner
8. One big scrub up before bed
9. (Often throughout the day if bored)

I only use good enamel protection toothpaste. I'd floss after every meal, and use mouth wash. I chew dental gum in between all of this

My name is URL

Twice a day, sometimes more if my mouth feels manky from talking sh!te all day

Abigayle, jesus :pac:

kingtut

Abigayle wrote: »

Far more often than the poll would allow.

1. When I wake up
2. After my breakfast
3. After 1st coffee
4. After 2nd coffee
5. After lunch
6. After 3rd coffee
7. After dinner
8. One big scrub up before bed
9. (Often throughout the day if bored)

I only use good enamel protection toothpaste. I'd floss after every meal, and use mouth wash. I chew dental gum in between all of this

If I could edit the poll for you I would

a fellow coffee lover I see. nyom nyom. I gather you brush in work? You brush to relieve boredom ????!!!!

Sharpshooter

Wait now, we can only answer if we can't be arsed washing every day?

titan18

I'm waiting for someone to start a proper AH version of these.

How often you **** or sh1t?How much toilet paper you use to clean your ass?

Maddison

Id normally brush them twice a day but if Ive been drinking loads of tea or coffee my mouth feels like a carpet so Ill brush them more often.

Abi

kingtut wrote: »

If I could edit the poll for you I would

a fellow coffee lover I see. nyom nyom. I gather you brush in work? You brush to relieve boredom ????!!!!

Thanks :pac: Yes, I love good strong coffee to keep me alert. I've always kept a little drawer no matter what job I went to, specifically for my little obsessions. This little drawer would be better equipped than a dentists, and more vitamins than a chemist

Oh, and yes. Even when bored!

Rsaeire

titan18 wrote: »

I'm waiting for someone to start a proper AH version of these.

How often you **** or sh1t?How much toilet paper you use to clean your ass?

Take the initiative, create one yourself. :pac:

titan18

Rsaeire wrote: »

Take the initiative, create one yourself. :pac:

I'm busy

Greyfox

Sometimes befor i go to bed..can't understand this 2 or 3 times a day malarkey...most people only need to brush their teeth once a day!

brummytom

My name is URL wrote: »

Twice a day, sometimes more if my mouth feels manky from talking sh!te all day

Same

Rsaeire

Abigayle wrote: »

Thanks :pac: Yes, I love good strong coffee to keep me alert. I've always kept a little drawer no matter what job I went to, specifically for my little obsessions. This little drawer would be better equipped than a dentists, and more vitamins than a chemist

If you're serious, which I hope you're not, how come the enamel hasn't worn away from your teeth with all the over brushing?

Pace2008

Abigayle wrote: »

Far more often than the poll would allow.

1. When I wake up
2. After my breakfast
3. After 1st coffee
4. After 2nd coffee
5. After lunch
6. After 3rd coffee
7. After dinner
8. One big scrub up before bed
9. (Often throughout the day if bored)

I only use good enamel protection toothpaste. I'd floss after every meal, and use mouth wash. I chew dental gum in between all of this

Is this actually advisable? Sounds like it'd do more harm than good.

Zwillinge

If you have false teeth can you take them out and give them a good scrubbing?

citizen_p

2 times a day,,... or when bad things happen... like a fly flyig into my mouth ewwwww:(

kingtut

:eek:

Maddison wrote: »

Id normally brush them twice a day but if Ive been drinking loads of tea or coffee my mouth feels like a carpet so Ill brush them more often.

I know what ya mean, tis soooooo good though (the coffee that is, not the rough carpet effect).

Abigayle wrote: »

Thanks :pac: Yes, I love good strong coffee to keep me alert. I've always kept a little drawer no matter what job I went to, specifically for my little obsessions. This little drawer would be better equipped than a dentists, and more vitamins than a chemist

Oh, and yes. Even when bored!

Mine is always strong, doesn't keep me awake though which is good......*peeks into Abigayle's drawers - runs and hides*

Gees you have a lot of stuff in there....put up a no entry sign please. 14 bottles of mouthwash?!!

Rsaeire

titan18 wrote: »

I'm busy

I won't ask with what so...!

Sharpshooter

Three times a day, it used to be more but the dentist told me too much brushing can wear away the enamel on your teeth and when that breaks down your teeth will start to rot.

It used to be in the morning and then after every meal and again at night.

kingtut

titan18 wrote: »

I'm busy

*****ng and sh*tting? :eek:

dr.bollocko

Abigayle wrote: »

Far more often than the poll would allow.

1. When I wake up
2. After my breakfast
3. After 1st coffee
4. After 2nd coffee
5. After lunch
6. After 3rd coffee
7. After dinner
8. One big scrub up before bed
9. (Often throughout the day if bored)

I only use good enamel protection toothpaste. I'd floss after every meal, and use mouth wash. I chew dental gum in between all of this

You really need a hobby.
Has anyone ever informed you of the joys of stamp collecting?

Maddison

Abigayle wrote: »

Thanks :pac: Yes, I love good strong coffee to keep me alert. I've always kept a little drawer no matter what job I went to, specifically for my little obsessions. This little drawer would be better equipped than a dentists, and more vitamins than a chemist

Oh, and yes. Even when bored!

Wow Abigayle, You shower & brush your teeth quite a bit.....would you possibly be a bit OCD about personal hygiene!!!LOL!As my OH says, you'll wash yourself away:D

titan18

kingtut wrote: »

*****ng and sh*tting? :eek:

Indeed, never heard of a sh1twank.

kingtut

dr.bollocko wrote: »

You really need a hobby.
Has anyone ever informed you of the joys of stamp collecting?

Bad advice! She would have to brush every time she licked a stamp :P*


*ye you don't need to lick stamps to collect them but meh who cares

coffee_cake

at least 3 times a day

Abi

Rsaeire wrote: »

If you're serious, which I hope you're not, how come the enamel hasn't worn away from your teeth with all the over brushing?

I am deadly serious. You are right, excessive brushing does wear the enamel on your teeth down, but I'm just obsessed with it. I go frequently to the dentist too, and he says they're in damn good shape, so I'm not worried. I've an appointment for Monday too. Yaaay! :pac:


Yes I know I have a problem*

Rsaeire

Abigayle wrote: »

I am deadly serious. You are right, excessive brushing does wear the enamel on your teeth down, but I'm just obsessed with it. I go frequently to the dentist too, and he says they're in damn good shape, so I'm not worried. I've an appointment for Monday too. Yaaay! :pac:


Yes I know I have a problem*

More power to you! If your dentist states your teeth are in good shape, then far be it from me to say otherwise.

I do agree with the other poster though, perhaps a hobby would be best. I'd steer clear of titan18's hobbies though, as I doubt you have the ... heh hem ... equipment.

kingtut

Abigayle wrote: »

I am deadly serious. You are right, excessive brushing does wear the enamel on your teeth down, but I'm just obsessed with it. I go frequently to the dentist too, and he says they're in damn good shape, so I'm not worried. I've an appointment for Monday too. Yaaay! :pac:


Yes I know I have a problem*

*takes out fancy calculator*

Abigayle - during your lifetime you will spend 4 times as much brushing your teeth than you will having sex.

*puts calculator away*

Ghost Train

2 or 3 times a day
after breakfast and dinner and before bed

Greyfox

Abigayle wrote: »

I am deadly serious. You are right, excessive brushing does wear the enamel on your teeth down, but I'm just obsessed with it. I go frequently to the dentist too, and he says they're in damn good shape, so I'm not worried. I've an appointment for Monday too. Yaaay! :pac:


Yes I know I have a problem*

I havent been to the dentist in about 8 years myself...I've never needed to go!

Hagar

When I can find them, sometimes the Mrs does be using them and leaves them in her handbag or even the knife drawer.