Definitions per silly

Podman · 17-06-2009 12:31am #1

Take a common word and make up a silly definition for it. I'll start...

Frisbeetarianism: The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

Testicle: A humorous question on an exam.

Deki · 17-06-2009 1:35am

testicle: what they do at the factory to Tickle-Me -Elmo to see if he works properly.:D

Podman · 17-06-2009 2:26am

coffee: the person upon whom one coughs.

Deki · 17-06-2009 2:01pm

handkerchief: cold storage.

Podman · 18-06-2009 11:07am

pedometer: pervert counter

Deki · 18-06-2009 3:18pm

Myth: a single, female moth.

Monkeybonkers · 18-06-2009 3:25pm

Observe : The method by which ob's are distributed to the populace.

Podman · 22-06-2009 1:17am

mushroom: enough space for a face

namenotavailablE · 22-06-2009 1:41pm

Awkward: The room in which Awk's are kept pending recovery

Deki · 22-06-2009 1:49pm

axis: tools used by hillbillies to chop wood.

namenotavailablE · 22-06-2009 1:54pm

Yellow: The verbal utterance heard immediately after a painful injury is inflicted upon a person.

we'llallhavetea_old · 22-06-2009 1:56pm

Dilemma; to ring a person called emma. Masturbating; to beat something in a masterful way.

namenotavailablE · 22-06-2009 1:58pm

Tea-time: the period given over to breast-feeding

Senna · 22-06-2009 8:45pm

Decompose; When a good song is "covered" by a crap band.

Dante · 22-06-2009 8:50pm

Chef-Ketchup: A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.

namenotavailablE · 22-06-2009 10:08pm

Dentists: Members of the fraternity which causes surfaces to be made slightly deformed.

randylonghorn · 23-06-2009 12:46am

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

Masturbating; to beat something in a masterful way.

What's silly about that definition? :pac:

Postulate: to miss the mail collection

namenotavailablE · 23-06-2009 2:48am

Depot: de ting dat calls de kettle black

TriceMarie · 23-06-2009 3:06am

randylonghorn wrote: »

What's silly about that definition? :pac:

Perhaps then:
To debate in a masterful way
??:p:pac:

larchielads · 23-06-2009 3:31am

ronaldo: twat

Matt Holck · 23-06-2009 4:17am

An infection is the detrimental colonization of a host organism by a foreign species. In an infection, the infecting organism seeks to utilize the host's resources to multiply, usually at the expense of the host. The infecting organism, or pathogen, interferes with the normal functioning of the host and can lead to chronic wounds, gangrene, loss of an infected limb, and even death.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infection

namenotavailablE · 23-06-2009 9:07am

Repair: to match a sock with its twin

namenotavailablE · 25-06-2009 12:25pm

Manage: A male person's time of life, usually expressed in years

Manager: Something which contributes to the process of men growing old; typically work/boss or spouses/ family

Deceased: to recommence after having stopped doing something

Guill · 25-06-2009 12:32pm

Paedophile - the de facto standard for the secure and reliable distribution and exchange of electronic documents.

namenotavailablE · 25-06-2009 12:37pm

Sheer: comparatively more feminine than ordinary "she's"

Guill · 26-06-2009 8:11am

Extractor - A retired Tractor

namenotavailablE · 26-06-2009 11:08am

Boring- A circular strip of metal attached to the noses of bulls in Gaeltacht areas

Star Lord · 26-06-2009 2:55pm

Posthumusly - Items which are eaten after consuming Humus.

Smart Bug · 26-06-2009 3:03pm

Offence: the practice of rapidly dismounting a fence "Billy saw the ball coming toward his head, so he leapt offence"

namenotavailablE · 26-06-2009 5:42pm

Deliberate- to take away one's freedom; to imprison

namenotavailablE · 28-06-2009 9:28am

solitary confinement: to opt to remain unmarried

Matt Holck · 28-06-2009 3:25pm

Utopia

I sheer cut given to female sheep
so they may be counted from above by helicopters

TriceMarie · 28-06-2009 5:08pm

Rashers:Love bites on the bum

:D:pac:

namenotavailablE · 28-06-2009 6:01pm

Refine: to charge a second fine against someone for a repeat offence

Matt Holck · 28-06-2009 9:14pm

under gargled metal

singing with a loogy in your throat

namenotavailablE · 28-06-2009 10:13pm

Impact: a naughty act by a young child (affectionately, 'imp')

KnifeWRENCH · 29-06-2009 2:11am

Copulate: To inform a police officer that they are unpunctual

Matt Holck · 29-06-2009 6:26am

the lurching of an abandon windmill still turning

joes girls · 05-07-2009 10:39pm

management.....ment to get a man of my age!

zynaps · 14-08-2009 9:37pm

cabbage: The business of a taxicab driver.

referred: When a mistake has been made by the umpire or referee of a sporting event.

Toasty113 · 14-08-2009 11:04pm

Halts: A number of T's (whether this refers to tee's, tea ot the letter itself is still unclear) belonging to Hal (the nature or location of "hal" is yet to be determined)

Universe: A verse without relation to any song or poem (see: failure)

zynaps · 14-08-2009 11:52pm

Respite: To become spiteful again after a cessation of spitefulness.

Wizard: To urinate forcefully in England.

Podman · 15-09-2010 5:09pm

Some great picture definitions from another thread..

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