Most stupid way to describe being pis*ed

MrMatisse

Why cant people just stick to using phrases liked buckeld?

Lamped, flutered, hurrendificated. all wrong!:mad:

xOxSinéadxOx

I don't know anyone who says buckled.

TheInquisitor

Langers, ossified(when muscle turns to bone), off me tits, off the wall, on the floor

I have a better idea- people stop loudly boasting on a monday morning about how "lamped" they were all weekend as if pouring alcohol down their throats was some kind of major achievement. That way everybody is happy.

admiralofthefleet

rubber

Whosbetter?

As full as a Tic!:)

Quint

Gee-eyed
People from Dundalk say "stoned", I hate that

FearDark

Loike totally wasted.

MrMatisse

xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

I don't know anyone who says buckled.

I thought everyone said it:eek:

I feel so alone.:(

Ross_Mahon

I was 'Wrecked' last night

sillyputty

Trousered - not funny - still not funny when that comedian (whos name escapes me) says it and has a whole routine on it

FearDark

Off me game...



Grr!

SV

How about they just say they were pissed?

Fringe

Fritzled.

MrMatisse

bluewolf wrote: »

I have a better idea- people stop loudly boasting on a monday morning about how "lamped" they were all weekend as if pouring alcohol down their throats was some kind of major achievement. That way everybody is happy.

Your right.

Depends how much alcohol:D

(notes to self this is a light hearted thread)

pikachucheeks

Ouuuu of me bin!

poisonated

buckled??

I think people who say tit soaked are strange

LambDave

Bernard Langers
Tyranasaurus wrecked

brummytom

Gazebo'ed ftw

MrMatisse

poisonated wrote: »

buckled??

I think people who say tit soaked are strange

BUCKELD.

YES i cant spell.

sillyputty

Quint wrote: »

People from Dundalk say "stoned", I hate that

Being from Dundalk i find that normal, i thought everyone said it everywhere, i was wrong and now i feel embarrassed..:o

i also dislike it - when someone tells me they were stoned i have to figure out what they mean.

Shacklebolt

Quint wrote: »

Gee-eyed
People from Dundalk say "stoned", I hate that

Yeah whats with that? You don't know what substance they were taking...

I like saying 'Steamed'. Never too fond of 'Baloobas'.

Pherekydes

Tired and emotional?

I prefer the much classier inebriated or Brahms and Liszt.

Saibh

Off your trolley

-simon-

Full as a bingo bus! :rolleyes:

MrMatisse

sillyputty wrote: »

Being from Dundalk i find that normal, i thought everyone said it everywhere, i was wrong and now i feel embarrassed..:o

i also dislike it - when someone tells me they were stoned i have to figure out what they mean.

either way they were in a good place

Creeping-Death

Banjoed is doing the rounds at the mo... some others that used be in fashion. goosed, lashed, buckled, rat-arsed, razzled... in all fairness like, if i'm after a good few pints, i'm drunk.. if i'm after more pints and i'm talking sh!te and stumbling a bit, i'm pissed.. simple as that

Black Swan

Plowed!

Sharpshooter

I've heard the expression, Well Oiled, but I always say Squiffy.
Does it really matter?

pikachucheeks

brummytom wrote: »

Gazebo'ed ftw

Michael McIntyre!

tolosenc

In this situation, you can use any past participle, or noun+"ed", and it'll sound right.


"Oh man, I was out last night and I got totally walky-talkied..."

Hossbox

cat malogen

warped

Holsten

Transmoglified.

My name is URL

I'm outta me bin man

Reminds me of Oscar from sesame street

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9fwjox49Wk

That would be a better term... I'm so Oscar'd right now

Abi

Really-Stressed wrote: »

Why cant people just stick to using phrases liked buckeld?

Lamped, flutered, hurrendificated. all wrong!:mad:

I thought that was shagged Fluttered? haven't heard that one yet..horrendified I use sometimes

FearDark wrote: »

Off me game...
Grr!

Grr is right. It's "I'm out of the game" I thought

Jello

Polaxed.

MrMatisse

Abigayle wrote: »

I thought that was shagged


So did i abigayle so did i, but not in clane apparantly.

Abi

Sharpshooter wrote: »

I've heard the expression, Well Oiled, but I always say Squiffy.
Does it really matter?

Nope :pac:

Alzar

rat-ar$ed and as my galwegian mate used to say...stheamin

Al.

Jay P

I say blocked, but yesterday me and my friends realised that you can substitute any vowel for the "o"! It's stupid, not in a bad way! It sounds funny

Senna

One too many sherrys

Hagar

Under the affluence of incehol. Jenowarreyemeen.

Mimikyu

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brummytom

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Michael McIntyre!

You've got good taste....


"Car-parked"

Super-Rush

Sharpshooter

TheInquisitor wrote: »

Langers, ossified(when muscle turns to bone), off me tits, off the wall, on the floor

Ossified, my brothers used that term whenever they were bevvied, haven't heard it for years.:pac:

Abi

Senna wrote: »

One too many sherrys

I like that.

*yoink*

:pac:

brummytom

Abigayle wrote: »

*yoink*

:pac:

Stealing his sherry?

Abi

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Ossified, my brothers used that term whenever they were bevvied, haven't heard it for years.:pac:

Oh hai.. joo noes me? I use these ones a lot

brummytom wrote: »

Stealing his sherry?

Better idea again!

walshb

I like the gee-eyed and banjoed terms

ad1

hi,
i love them all! I think it's so funny that there's a million ways to say the same thing... it's great when you hear a new one.
I always say hammered, but if i've bee really drunk, i say it like it's 2 different words 'ham-mered'!
That's bound to annoy someone out there...