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MEN...AND WOMEN...(ITT rampant sexism)

  • 13-06-2009 2:44am
    #1
    Roxanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭


    should be shot with balls of their own S***e. FACT. :cool:.


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  • #2
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Shouldnt you be ironing?


  • #3
    Roxanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭Roxanne


    Yore ma.


  • #4
    Dumb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Dumb


    2 threads about the same thing. Delete thread please.


  • #5
    Land Of Idiots
    Closed Accounts Posts: 319 ✭✭Land Of Idiots


    Can I ask why?


  • #6
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Roxanne wrote: »
    should be shot with balls of their own S***e. FACT. :cool:.

    sigmundfreudlife.jpg


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  • #7
    Dumb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Dumb


    See- http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=2055591530


  • #8
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    men are 98% child and 2% man!
    >fact!


  • #9
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    When God made women he was only jokin


  • #10
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    yawn. Someone got turned down.


  • #11
    Zulu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    Ha, ha, ha! Stood up again?!? Wow, that must really fuck with your self esteem like a bitch.

    Ah well there's always cats.


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  • #12
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Some of them should. Some are grand to keep around for entertainment purposes. What did he do op? :pac:


  • #13
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    joes girls wrote: »
    men are 98% child and 2% man!
    >fact!

    Humans share 98% of their DNA with bananas so you're saying that children are bananas? That sounds about right. :pac:


  • #14
    barleybooley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭barleybooley


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Humans share 98% of their DNA with bananas so you're saying that children are bananas? That sounds about right. :pac:

    Is that true? :eek:
    Does that mean I'm some sort of homo something or other because I frickin' love bananas?


  • #15
    Badboy1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭Badboy1977


    How do you make six pounds of fat attractive-put a nipple on it!:)


  • #16
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    if you want a committed man,look in a mental hospital!


  • #17
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Roxanne wrote: »
    should be shot with balls of their own S***e. FACT. :cool:.

    Weekend away didn't go so well then? :pac:


  • #18
    nevaeh-2die-4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭nevaeh-2die-4


    Roxanne wrote: »
    should be shot with balls of their own S***e. FACT. :cool:.


    i take it your a carpet muncher???


  • #19
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    This thread needs more equality.

    All women are vacuous shallow airheaded dumbasses.

    That's better.


  • #20
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    women dont make fools of men_most of them are the do-it-yourself types!


  • #21
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    60% of the word women is men!


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  • #22
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    go for a younger man ,you might aswell they never mature!


  • #23
    Fannymcslap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 184 ✭✭Fannymcslap


    Women are self obsessed vacuous double standard loving *****.

    Ahem. What were we talking about?


  • #24
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I think the OP was talking about a faecal fetish.


  • #25
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    best way to get a man to do something,is to suggest they are to old for it!


  • #26
    Fannymcslap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 184 ✭✭Fannymcslap


    joes girls wrote: »
    best way to get a man to do something,is to suggest they are to old for it!

    Like butt****ing?


  • #27
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    joes girls wrote: »
    best way to get a man to do something,is to suggest they are to old for it!


    And the best way to get a woman to do something is to suggest that only a man could do it.


  • #28
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Or hint that there may be new shoes at the end. This proves that all women have a foot fetish.


  • #29
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    what do you do if your man walks-out?
    you shut the door!
    :D


  • #30
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,477 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Why do men like smart women?

    Opposites attract.

    oh wait


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  • #31
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    men are all the same--they just have different faces so you can tell them apart!


  • #32
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I think this thread also conclusively proves that women can't do comedy either.


  • #33
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    men are like parking spaces.
    the good ones are already taken,and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small!!!!!!!


  • #34
    fifth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭fifth


    Stop the men hating.. please?


  • #35
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,477 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    joes girls wrote: »
    men are like parking spaces.
    the good ones are already taken,and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small!!!!!!!

    thats pretty funny actually :pac:


  • #36
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    joes girls wrote: »
    men are like parking spaces.
    the good ones are already taken,and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small!!!!!!!

    There are so many good jokes about women and parking cars that I don't know which is best for quashing your post.


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  • #37
    Zulu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    Sarky wrote: »
    I think this thread also conclusively proves that women can't do comedy either.
    +1

    What have all comediennes got in common? (other that not being funny)
    They are all wrecked.

    Fact.


  • #38
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Right, I think this thread's rabid sexism has become reasonably balanced. Good job, people, good job. Let's try to keep it that way. Every post regarding one gender should now be balanced by a similar post about the other.


  • #39
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    men are like lava lamps.
    they are fun to look at,
    but not all that bright!!!!


  • #40
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Women are also like lava lamps.

    They cost too much and end up as wobbly fat blobs when you're paying them attention, and frigid blocks of nothing when you're not.


  • #41
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    what does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for air and calling out your name???



    you didnt hold the pillow down long enough!!!!


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  • #42
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

    Because she was a woman.


  • #43
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    men are like laxatives.....

    they irritate the sh1t out of you!!!!


  • #44
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Do you know why a gun is better than a woman?

    You can put a silencer on a gun.

    God I love Shoot Em Up.


  • #45
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    men are like snowstroms.....
    you never know when he's coming,how many inches you will get or how long it will last!!!!


  • #46
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Why you should never trust a woman:
    What else bleeds for three days and doesn't die.


  • #47
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    oh lets start again!!!
    +1 for the women cause we got the last word in last night!!!!


    Never let a mans mind wander
    it's too little to be out alone!!!!


  • #48
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    "You go to see a woman. Take a whip."
    -Nietzche


  • #49
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    If he asks what books your interested in,tell him checkbooks!!!


  • #50
    Zulu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    joes girls wrote: »
    If he asks what books your interested in,tell him checkbooks!!!
    Isn't that a joke against women? Or are you happy to propagate the stereotype that women are shallow, money grabbing wretches? :confused:


  • #51
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Zulu wrote: »
    Isn't that a joke against women? Or are you happy to propagate the stereotype that women are shallow, money grabbing wretches? :confused:

    True ennit ?


    A womans place is in the wrong.

    Men have got loads of faults.

    Wimminx have only 2, everything they do and everything they say !!!!!!!

    <darfc>


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