What does your town need!!!

DecTipp

In my town we fair need a leisure centre with a bowling alley and a few snooker tables .tthe town is dead as a maggot.

January

It needs a big gun to kill all the scumbags.

Captain-America

Maggots can be alive too.

Vain

Whore house.

DarkJager

A massive statue of Bob Marley & 2Pac playin handball against a wall, surrounded by a garden of sensimillia.

My name is URL

Hookers

Earthhorse

An enema.

markok84

are they talking about the burlesque house or the bordello?

Fr Martin

More faith

niceirishfella

Free Hookers FTW

Shacklebolt

Fr Martin wrote: »

More faith

Oh goody a new gimmick-poster! The Citizen better watch out....

Guy:Incognito

Vain wrote: »

Whore house.

Every town should have at least one.

Keano

My name is URL wrote: »

Hookers

Your town doesn't have them already?!

Ruu_Old

A dishco!

Saibh

A sheriff

javaboy

A monorail!

Ponster

Earthhorse wrote: »

An enema.

disappointed that more people haven't understood this one

Captain-America

javaboy wrote: »

A monorail!

The ring came off my pudding can!

markok84

more simpsons references.

Dusty87

A prison for scumbags and employment. Which buildin a scumbag prison would create. Win win situation

stovelid

My Town forum is that way, tbh

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admiralofthefleet

Fr Martin wrote: »

More faith

my town has faith, she lives a few doors down from me

mc nuggets

:pac:

minidazzler

niceirishfella wrote: »

Free Hookers FTW

They're just called Slappers. Go to your local club ad wait until closing. Take one home.

Captain-America

markok84 wrote: »

more simpsons references.

A giant billboard that says "no fat chicks"?

Professey Chin

Shacklebolt wrote: »

Oh goody a new gimmick-poster! The Citizen better watch out....

Meh. He's no face kicker

Takk

My name is URL wrote: »

Hookers

I'll go build my own town, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the town and the blackjack. Ahh, screw the whole thing!

Earthhorse

Ponster wrote: »

disappointed that more people haven't understood this one

Probably shoulda gone for a Simpsons reference in hindsight.

jester77

hmm, have the whore houses, strip bars, sex kinos, casinos and 24 hour bars... think I'm OK for the next few years until I need a Betty Ford type clinic!

javaboy

Ponster wrote: »

disappointed that more people haven't understood this one

It was that golf guy wasn't it? Jack Nicklaus.

glaston

Ponster wrote: »

disappointed that more people haven't understood this one

go with a smile?

Fr Martin

Shacklebolt wrote: »

Oh goody a new gimmick-poster! The Citizen better watch out....

Hey I'm no gimmick chief, but ye know what is?.... Yep - FALSE GODS and FALSE RELIGIONS - I need not name them (hint 9/11 hint Gandhi)

Ponster

Earthhorse wrote: »

Probably shoulda gone for a Simpsons reference in hindsight.

Naaa, that's too easy and exactly what the AH-dopes expect of you

markok84

Fr Martin wrote: »

Hey I'm no gimmick chief, but ye know what is?.... Yep - FALSE GODS and FALSE RELIGIONS - I need not name them (hint 9/11 hint Gandhi)

Ahhhh you shoulda gave us time to answer...


I was gonna say pogs.

dr.bollocko

Fr Martin wrote: »

Hey I'm no gimmick chief, but ye know what is?.... Yep - FALSE GODS and FALSE RELIGIONS - I need not name them (hint 9/11 hint Gandhi)

/sigh.
/Scribbles out Earthhorse to make room.

admiralofthefleet

Fr Martin wrote: »

Hey I'm no gimmick chief, but ye know what is?.... Yep - FALSE GODS and FALSE RELIGIONS - I need not name them (hint 9/11 hint Gandhi)

like praying to statues and the catholic cult?

Fr Martin

Ha typical of idiots - using an insult as a comeback rather then a proper argument

javaboy

Fr Martin wrote: »

Ha typical of idiots - using an insult as a comeback rather then a proper argument

Banned for abuse*.

Drink ten bloody Marys for your sins.


*;)

dr.bollocko

/Earthhorse back on the list.

admiralofthefleet

Fr Martin wrote: »

Ha typical of idiots - using an insult as a comeback rather then a proper argument

if thats pointed at me then what im saying in my reply is not insulting. an argument would be where in the bible does it say people should pray to statues and that 'your' pope is infallible.

im saying no more on the subject as this is ah and not religion and spirituality

TheZohanS

Fr Martin wrote: »

Ha typical of idiots - using an insult as a comeback rather then a proper argument

Bet he wasn't even a priest...:(

Shacklebolt

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Meh. He's no face kicker

He lasted about as long as him.

dr.bollocko

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

if thats pointed at me then what im saying in my reply is not insulting. an argument would be where in the bible does it say people should pray to statues and that 'your' pope is infallible.

im saying no more on the subject as this is ah and not religion and spirituality

You can talk to either God or Fr. Martin all you want but they won't be answering any time soon.
Ohhhhh. Deep.

dr.bollocko

Shacklebolt wrote: »

He lasted about as long as him.

I was hoping for a come back as Lady Face kicker.
Kick kick kick kick her face kick kick kick her face.

Earthhorse

javaboy wrote: »

It was that golf guy wasn't it? Jack Nicklaus.

Yup. But at least admit you Googled it.

dr.bollocko wrote: »

/Scribbles out Earthhorse to make room.

dr.bollocko wrote: »

/Earthhorse back on the list.

Is this something to do with ban quotas?

dr.bollocko

Earthhorse wrote: »

Yup. But at least admit you Googled it.







Is this something to do with ban quotas?

/cheeses it.

javaboy

Earthhorse wrote: »

Yup. But at least admit you Googled it.

Nope. It's one of my favourite Jack quotes. I was hoping they'd reuse it in the Dark Knight.

Is this something to do with ban quotas?

I think it's to do with your Gandhi sig and Father Trendy saying he was a false idol.

dr.bollocko

Who the hell is Gandhi?

RonMexico

Limerick - trade in empty cans of carling for one of these

Mrmoe

A second horse.

Collie D

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Who the hell is Gandhi?

Think he was kicked out of the Seoul Olympics for taking drugs