Whats your technique for chatting up people you fancy?

tolteq

note: plying someone with alcohol does not count.

petes

I use sentences.

CAPSLOCK365

do you like jewellery?

Fink Goddie

tolteq wrote: »

note: plying someone with alcohol does not count.

You're minging it wont work

Vain

Hi im vain and you can see im extremely hot and I might, just might let you have a chance with me. Works every time.

ianflynn

joey style. how you doin!

Black Swan

tolteq wrote: »

Whats your technique for chatting up people you fancy?

Walk the walk, look the look, and talk the talk.

Gran Hermano

Well if you're desperate/unsuccessful enough to need to start a thread,
how about the subtle approach like "does this smell of chloroform?"

I cause them minor but temporarily crippling injuries. So they find it harder to run away.

Fresh Pots

I think mine is the same as many other guys, just wait till they're on the dancefloor and start dancing somewhere close to them, then see if you get their attention. If i do, hurray for me!, if not i just move on to the next girl!

Turd Ferguson

I walk up to them and say "Thats a smashing blouse you're wearing"

dsmythy

I know it's a cliche to just be yourself but...

You can start by saying hello.

johnny_knoxvile

Scream at them, if its a night club.

If its Mary Harney, tell her your the Ginger Bread Man, you will have her eating out of your hand. Or maybe just eating your hand

allabouteve

Moonbaby wrote: »

I cause them minor but temporarily crippling injuries. So they find it harder to run away.

Good call.

I break their white sticks and blindfold their guide dogs. Nasty but worth it.

Fink Goddie

You can start by saying hello.[/quote]

God what a funny starting place, bet he would never have thought of that one on his own!
U should start your own agony aunt column in a paper or sumthin with advice like that!

jigglywoo

Rohypnol.

Roaster

I normally say, "NICE GEE"

speedboatchase

Tell them they have a wonderful aroma

allabouteve

Roaster wrote: »

I normally say, "NICE GEE"

Usually when I'm meeting someone for the first time, I'm looking at their face.

AnonoBoy

allabouteve wrote: »

Usually when I'm meeting someone for the first time, I'm looking at their face.

Different strokes for different folks.

Loads of people meet at orgies these days. Stop living in the past man.

dsmythy

Fink Goddie wrote: »

God what a funny starting place, bet he would never have thought of that one on his own!
U should start your own agony aunt column in a paper or sumthin with advice like that!

Hmm. Maybe i will.

Q. I'm in love with two men. What should i do?

A. Don't be so stupid.

I'm a natural.

Boom_Bap

build them a cake

CAPSLOCK365

Boom_Bap wrote: »

build them a fort

fixed.

johnny_knoxvile

Build them a heart shaped fort cake.

Turd Ferguson

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

Build them a fully functioning heart using ventricles and aortas stolen from alzheimers patients

fixed

veryangryman

Stare at them until they meet your stare. After which point, walk over and tell them "Im glad you approve, but my face is up here"

Tut nonchelantly regardless of their response

Sir Gallagher

I picture the potential victim having a sh!t therefore making chatting her up less intimidating.

Fink Goddie

A guy threw ice at my feet and stood on it, then looked at me and said 'well, it broke the ice'.

4zn76tysfajdxp

I just start writing out the cheque, wordlessly.

Fink Goddie

Bruce Black Gravy wrote: »

I just start writing out the cheque, wordlessly.

Do they take cheques on Leeson street now? They'll be taking laser and mastercard soon.

Soby

How many chat up topics do we need..We dont venture outdoors ever...or away from our computers for that matter....so wheres the need for these threads:D

Craigsy

Fink Goddie wrote: »

Do they take cheques on Leeson street now? They'll be taking laser and mastercard soon.

No, thats a different type of ATM your thinking about:D

Aidric

I serenade them with an aria from Puccini.

Naos

Walk up and say the first thing that comes to my head.

It's more amusing that way, as I don't know what is going to happen and it doesn't sound planned/forced.

Smart Bug

Naos wrote: »

Walk up and say the first thing that comes to my head.

It's more amusing that way, as I don't know what is going to happen and it doesn't sound planned/forced.

"Hi, lovely t!ts"

*BIFF* *SOCK* *KAPOW*

mobius42

"Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!"

mobius42

Smart Bug wrote: »

"Hi, lovely t!ts"

*BIFF* *SOCK* *KAPOW*

That's what you get for trying to seduce Batman.

Dennis the Stone

Some suggestions from the late Old Dirty Bastard:

I don't have no trouble with you f.u.c.kin' me/ But I got a little problem with you not f.u.c.kin' me

I kill all the government microchips in my body; I'm that paranoid nigga, at ya party; I kill all my enemies at birth; SHUT THE f.u.c.k UP, bitch and let me stick my hands up your skirt

Oh oh baby, this is dedicated to all the pretty girls. All the pretty girls in the world, and the ugly girls too cause to me youre pretty anyway's.

Sunset V

Is your father a baker by any chance?

No? That's strange because you've got lovely buns.

Collie D

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

do you like jewellery?

Pearl necklace?

CAPSLOCK365

Collie D wrote: »

Pearl necklace?

nooooo....

(gem)

tolteq

Collie D wrote: »

Pearl necklace?

do you wear that with a black dress?

Snowie

i try to hump there legs

Smart Bug

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

i try to hump there legs

There is only do, or do not. There is no try.



I do hump their legs.

CAPSLOCK365

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

i try to hump there legs

Where?
and don't call me legs!

markok84

I walk up behind them and kick them in the arse......


well you gotta let them know you're interested.

The Walsho

I have no need to chat up a computer screen. I usually just have to press play.