Would you rather...game

madbev90210

Hi fellow boarders, fancy playing the would you rather game? Im sure its been done before and or if not hope its allowed! Im sure the mods will keep an eye on any offensive "would you rathers"

So il start off with a would you rather question and the person below will answer and post their own would you rather question for the next poster.. (can minimally state reasoning!)

So, would you rather be blind or deaf?

Loopy

Deaf

WYR have no arms or legs

mixer101

Legs.

Would you rather be rich or be happy?:cool:

murphious

happy

wyr have a twix or a lion

madbev90210

a lion

wyr have permanent diarhoea or permanent constipation?

joes girls

constipation

WYR have tea or coffee.....

madbev90210

coffee

wyr be a shark or a killer whale

murphious

killer whale

whould you rather have xray vision but everytime you used it your ass got bigger
or the ability to fly but everytime you did a starving child puked,and might actually die?

Loopy

Xray Vision

WUR have sex or eat a box of chocolates

madbev90210

xray vision for murphious, love big asses! and for loopy, have sex, if I can find anyone who loves my exceptionally large ass!

Wyr be completely bald or completely hairy?

Loopy

Completely Hairy;)

WUR have constant peace of mind and be broke or be a nervous wreck with millions in the bank

madbev90210

Peace of mind and be broke definitely!

wyr be rolled around in a blanket of nettles or sit in a bath of cacti?

Loopy

What a lovely choice:eek::pac:

Ill go with cacti

WUR fart loudly unexpectantly whilst approaching a person you really fancy or wet the bed in your mother-in-laws

joes girls

wet the bed...dont like my ex mother in law......

WYR...have hairy feet or hairy hands.....

Malice

Hairy feet - with shoes and socks on no one would be any the wiser but hairy hands would be more difficult to hide!

Would you rather be tall or short?

Loopy

short cos I am tall

WYR go on a carribean cruise or a safari in the jungle

Kane-N-Nite

Carribean cruise

WYR free alocohol for life or a free house

stiff kitten

free house

walk down the street wearing sunglasses ONLY

or

find yourself in a newspaper convicted of some crime

Kane-N-Nite

In the newspaper.......

WYR watch paint dry or go to work

joes girls

go to work.....

WYR watch south park or scrubs

Kane-N-Nite

South Park

WYR cheat in an exam or not do the exam

Loopy

Not to it

WYR be a florist or a gynachaelogist

Kane-N-Nite

Gynachaelogist......

WYR be married or single

joes girls

single......

WYR..have blondes or red heads....

madbev90210

Im quite fond of red headed guys

Wyr be a squirrel or a rabbit

Loopy

Rabbit, not many people have pet squirrels

WYR have the ability to fly or the ability to read peoples minds

madbev90210

Definitely fly!

wyr have a missing finger or an extra toe?

Loopy

An extra toe

WYR have a chip sambo or a cheeseburger

madbev90210

chip sambo, im a veggie!

wyr be hilariously funny or drop dead gorgeous? ( if your both - lucky you!)

Shanotheslayer

Hilariously Funny,


WYR have sex with lots of hot girls and die of a STD or have sex with Susan Boyle:P

Loopy

Your not leaving us straight chicks much of a choice here..

Id rather sleep with a donkey than Susan Boyle


WYR have chronic BO or suffer from incontinence

Kane-N-Nite

Think I'll go with the first option.....

WYR a tattoo or piercing

Shanotheslayer

Piercing


WYR Steak or Lobster

MrsToad

Lobster

Would you rather be the one who fell out of love, or the partner of the one who fell out of love?

joes girls

fell out of love.......


WYR.....get up to a sunny day/ stay in bed with rain.....

Kane-N-Nite

Stay in bed with rain

WYR lose all your money in Vegas or never have money

joes girls

lose it all......could be fun doin it.....


WYR..work nites or days.....

Loopy

Days

WYR live in blissfull ignorance to someone cheating on you or find out and face the consequences

joes girls

find out......:mad:


WYR be dumped or be the dumper.....

Loopy

Id rather dump..

WYR eat an elephants eye or a sheeps balls

joes girls

balls......they be smaller yes!!


WYR....change a dirty nappy or clean up sick.....

Loopy

Nappy wins hand down

WYR go out with someone who was a stallion in bed and not that attractive or a really good looking guy who was crap in bed..

joes girls

the not so attractive......its dark in my bedroom;)


WYR....go without make up or sex.....

Kane-N-Nite

I'd rather go without make-up......

WYR go on holiday to Spain for 1 day or Iraq for 2 weeks

Loopy

Iraq

WYR go to the pub or have a dinner party at home

joes girls

pub.....


WYR all girl or all boy friends......

Loopy

Boys, girls can be too complicated

WYR have wirey hair or spotty skin

Kane-N-Nite

Wirey hair me thinks....
WYR a blind date or a date with a blind person

Shanotheslayer

Blind date

WYR watch paint dry for 2 hours or watch Male models.

joes girls

eh...male models....


WYR...very hot bath or cold shower......

Kane-N-Nite

Hot bath

WYR drink a glass of wine or a keg of beer