What are your weird turnons in a boy/ girl?

Red_Marauder

Had a very interesting conversation with a mate about this last night. Personally I find screwed up mouths kind of attractive. I can't really explain why it is, but it extends to underbites, lisps, lip piercings and funny/ unusual teeth (not horrendous teeth). Big noses can be cute too.
Also, the biggest crush I ever had on someone was on a deaf girl... and her being deaf was a big part of the turn on, don't ask why. Maybe because it made her speak funny?

Anyway, glad I got that off my chest. Anyone want to share their weird turn ons when it comes to the opposite sex?

Random

Filipino feet!


(I'm sorry)

KeyLimePie

BOOBS.

Red_Marauder

I can't believe you said

BOOBS

on the internets

TestTransmission

Red_Marauder wrote: »

Also, the biggest crush I ever had on someone was on a deaf girl... and her being deaf was a big part of the turn on, don't ask why. Maybe because it made her speak funny?

The question is tho,Did you?

Dumbledore

There is a girl in my school who is pretty hot anyway, but I was talking to her and found out she is a hardcore Republican which I just thought was pretty hot, because I am too and not many people in my school are! I guess just finding people who you have a lot in common with is the way to go.

jigglywoo

a penis

Wagon

I love big hairy eyebrows. Big massive monobrows. Don't ask me why or ill post again.

Sir Gallagher

Fangs are a winner for me.

Hank Scorpio

lollllllll

PirateShampoo

Bearded women

jigglywoo

Wagon wrote: »

I love big hairy eyebrows. Big massive monobrows. Don't ask me why or ill post again.

Why?

sells

money, beautiful money and a big fast car...not.............personality is the obvious one.

Sir Gallagher

PirateShampoo wrote: »

Bearded women

I once kissed a woman who had a single long hair growing out of her chin i didn't realise until it was too late. It wasn't nice, it really wasn't.

mickydoomsux

I find that women swearing makes me come over all funny for some reason.

k99_64

KeyLimePie wrote: »

BOOBS.

Great pair of tits!

Red_Marauder

jackncoke wrote: »

The question is tho,Did you?

I so would have...but I'm not sure if there is a more graceful way of asking a deaf girl to have sex with you apart from making an inquisitive expression and doing the sign for "handjob"?

Wagon

jigglywoo wrote: »

Why?

It started when i was 16 and there was this girl in my school who everyone thought was really ugly. Except me. She had this enormous brow. she was dark skinned but the thickness of the brow meant that it blocked out the sun and caused a shade underneath it. So her eyes were pale. The effect was mesmerising.

I would often go to toilet after english class and crack one off because of how they moved when she was concentrating on a question. Up and down, up and down. It reminded me of a calm sea, but it reminded my friends of a sweeping brush. So i couldn't let them know how i felt or they'd stop talking to me.

There's more but i dont think it's allowed in after hours.

brummytom

I tend to go for girls who don't like me - not ones who are blasé or not my biggest fan; but girls who detest me.... I've no idea why, but it's not good

bronte

k99_64 wrote: »

Great pair of tits!

This seems to be a popular one!

Karl Hungus

Red_Marauder wrote: »

Big noses can be cute too.

Oddly enough, I think a girl with a bump on the bridge of her nose can be incredibly cute. I guess it's not so odd though, eyes, nose, mouth... someone's face is one of the first things you'll notice and be attracted to/put of by.

jigglywoo

Wagon wrote: »

There's more but i dont think it's allowed in after hours.

Go on...

Red_Marauder

Karl Hungus wrote: »

someone's face is one of the first things you'll notice and be attracted to/put of by.

Well, first thing after

BOOBS.

Tar.Aldarion

side profile of stomach AWWW yeaahahhh

galwayrush

I like women who are pretty, straight with a good sense of humour, guess that sounds kinda weird.:D

Karl Hungus

Red_Marauder wrote: »

Well, first thing after

Well, I did say one of the first things. Boobs go without saying.

shenanigans1982

Stretched Earlobes.

Aidric

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cruiser178

A definite ride......my biggest turn on:cool:

I fancy tubbies. I try my best to resist them....but often fail

Big girly eyelashes, and a willinginess to let me curl them works too.

Exposed solar plexus make me go humingna humingna humingna.

Abi

Always a pleasant surprise to find one with two willies.

stiff kitten

a scruffy unclean boy...one that doesn't take too much time thinking about what to wear...hard to find nowadays

a farmer

when a guy is doteing over a baby...its soo cute

this isn't weird but when a guy goes out of his way to make your life easier and you dont know him...eg. picking up something for ya etc.

Farmers have smoking hot bods.....they definitely aren't falling into the fetish catagory.

Super-Rush

Pierced belly buttons.......yeahhhh

Tar.Aldarion

Moonbaby wrote: »

Big girly eyelashes, and a willinginess to let me curl them works too.

curl them?! stay away from my god like lashes

Sir Gallagher

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

Stretched Earlobes.

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Meet your future wife.

shenanigans1982

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

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Meet your future wife.

Thats the dream:D.

I also want to get a blow job off someone with a split tongue.

galwayrush

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

Thats the dream:D.

I also want to get a blow job off someone with a split tongue.

Here you go.
http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp220/galwayrush/forkedtongue.jpg

partyatmygaff

stiff kitten wrote: »

a scruffy unclean boy...one that doesn't take too much time thinking about what to wear...hard to find nowadays

a farmer

when a guy is doteing over a baby...its soo cute

this isn't weird but when a guy goes out of his way to make your life easier and you dont know him...eg. picking up something for ya etc.

Good ol' eau de sweat


2nd thing

Equality much?

Sir Gallagher

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

Thats the dream:D.

I also want to get a blow job off someone with a split tongue.

Split tongues and stretched earlobes, what's wrong with the conventional holes you deviant!!

PlayGirl

partyatmygaff wrote: »

Good ol' eau de sweat


2nd thing

Equality much?

Nothing to do with equality (imo), if I was walking past a guy who dropped something I would more than likely pick it up for them. Its just polite/a nice thing to do.

Can't really think of anything weird that turns me on in a guy..

GiftofGab

i like big thighs on girls, not fat one but ones like beyonce's......sexy! I dont know what it is.

shenanigans1982

partyatmygaff wrote: »

2nd thing

Equality much?

Its called manners, unfortunately not many people seem to have it instilled in them these days.

stiff kitten

GiftofGab wrote: »

i like big thighs on girls, not fat one but ones like beyonce's......sexy! I dont know what it is.

i could spend ages worrying about my thighs when some guys actually like big thighs...not that mine are big...but not thin either

GiftofGab

stiff kitten wrote: »

i could spend ages worrying about my thighs when some guys actually like big thighs...not that mine are big...but not thin either

emm sexy!

BlueButterBean

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

Stretched Earlobes.

Ive streched lobes!:D