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Questions to ask on a first date

  • 07-06-2009 12:03am
    #1
    shreksaurus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 201 ✭✭


    What questions would be suitable and good to ask on a first date.


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Comments

  • #2
    Creeping-Death
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭Creeping-Death


    Have you got the clap?


  • #3
    stepbar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    Are you related to Josef Frizel?


  • #4
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    How much is mammy or daddy worth!

    Do they possess sharp knives or have weapons?


  • #5
    punchdrunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    is your mom on facebook?


  • #6
    stepbar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    Have you got road frontage?


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  • #7
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    I like to dissect girls. Did you know Im utterly insane?


  • #8
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Dimensions?


  • #9
    Creeping-Death
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭Creeping-Death


    Are we relations?


  • #10
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Does the carpet match the curtains?

    Do you like to play ball or just tease from the sidelines!


  • #11
    stepbar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    Have you grass on the pitch?


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  • #12
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    How do you like your bunnies boiled?


  • #13
    gaeilgegrinds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,376 ✭✭✭gaeilgegrinds


    Genuine answer-I feel similar backgrounds, life experiences and aspirations have been the three key notes to my most positive relationships...and of course we all need...that one thing, the SPARK!


  • #14
    Creeping-Death
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭Creeping-Death


    are you paying?


  • #15
    Lord Trollington
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭Lord Trollington


    Suppose the obvious one for me is
    Spit or swallow??
    Or do you take it up the gary glitter?


  • #16
    stepbar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    Aw, fcuk it cut to the chase, just ask her does she want a shag? :D


  • #17
    thee glitz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭thee glitz


    s or s?


  • #18
    jaybee747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 253 ✭✭jaybee747


    Spit or swallow?

    It's a fair question i think.


  • #19
    magicianz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭magicianz


    You wont need that many starter questions (if you need a lot then you need to work on convo skills) since its a first date id recommend things like, what do you do for a living? (Dnt say to word job as they may feel weird if unemployed) ask about family, friends, hobbies, pets and you should be able to come up with follow on questions. Also things like, whats your dream holiday? Ask about favourite things so you can plan your nxt date if it goes well. Hold off on the quite personal stuff for a few dates imo


  • #20
    Creeping-Death
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭Creeping-Death


    are those real?


  • #21
    Kingkong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 562 ✭✭✭Kingkong


    Wana go halfs on a bast**d!


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  • #22
    lilminx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 230 ✭✭lilminx


    jaybee747 wrote: »
    Spit or swallow?

    It's a fair question i think.



    gargle...


  • #23
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,162 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Is there a history of mental health or heart disease in your family?


  • #24
    Creeping-Death
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭Creeping-Death


    hows your fanny for a lodger?


  • #25
    punchdrunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    have you seen star trek? :eek:


  • #26
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,726 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    The obvious ones.
    Spit or swallow, wanna fúck?
    Do you like anal?


    Only the things you need to know.


  • #27
    Col Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭Col Man


    Did you pack your luggage yourself?

    Are you trying to bring any apples on board?


  • #28
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    Obligatory - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

    But seriously, "what's the most I'm gonna get and how long do I have to wait for it?".


  • #29
    Creeping-Death
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭Creeping-Death


    are you carrying any knives, razors and/or sharp objects in your hand luggage?


  • #30
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Is only the first drink free?


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  • #31
    gaeilgegrinds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,376 ✭✭✭gaeilgegrinds


    I'm starting to think I'm even luckier than I thought!!!


  • #32
    Creeping-Death
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭Creeping-Death


    your gaff or mine?


  • #33
    Col Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭Col Man


    What is the speed limit on a primary road?


  • #34
    The Walsho
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,251 ✭✭✭The Walsho


    What's the difference between an erection and a ferrari?


    I don't have a ferrari.


  • #35
    Col Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭Col Man


    Oh Walsho you silly man! If you say that, she might figure out that you're telling her you have an erection! And that would be rude! Thank god I'm here to help you avoid such an error on your next first date!


  • #36
    enniscorthy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    stepbar wrote: »
    Are you related to Josef Frizel?



    hahahahehehehehehehohohohoho good 1 mate :P


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  • #37
    F1ngers
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 10,909 Mod ✭✭✭✭F1ngers


    lilminx wrote: »
    gargle...

    Blow bubbles:eek:


  • #38
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,162 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Where you definitely born a woman? Because I've had this problem before.


  • #39
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Are you a lizard?


  • #40
    enniscorthy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    do u collect star wars men hahahahahahahhehehehehe


  • #41
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,174 ✭✭✭rednik


    "excuse me can i smell your fanny"
    "no"
    "ah well it must be your feet so"


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  • #42
    Col Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭Col Man


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Are you a lizard?

    Lol mate, I think you would be able to tell if the girl is a lizard or not! Hohahahahahehehehehehohohahah


  • #43
    enniscorthy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    Col Man wrote: »
    Lol mate, I think you would be able to tell if the girl is a lizard or not! Hohahahahahehehehehehohohahah


    my kinda person:cool:


  • #44
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,162 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    enniscorthy wrote: »
    do u collect star wars men hahahahahahahhehehehehe
    They're called figureens.


  • #45
    shreksaurus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 201 ✭✭shreksaurus


    Creeping-Death wrote: »
    hows your fanny for a lodger?

    I cant ask him that. He doesn't have one or I hope he doesn't.


  • #46
    OpenYourEyes
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 3,077 Mod ✭✭✭✭OpenYourEyes


    With a nudge of the elbow, a wink of the eye, and in you're best culchie accent:- "Are ya' puttin' out?"


    or:- "Would ya be up for a threesome?"


  • #47
    enniscorthy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    They're called figureens.

    cool mate that what u kids call em now hehehe back in my day it was just star wars men ;):D:P:eek::cool:


  • #48
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    gaeilgegrinds wrote: »
    Genuine answer-I feel similar backgrounds, life experiences and aspirations have been the three key notes to my most positive relationships...and of course we all need...that one thing, the SPARK!

    Hello!!


  • #49
    pcardin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭pcardin


    Check the mileage and ask when was the TB done?


  • #50
    enniscorthy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    gaeilgegrinds wrote: »
    Genuine answer-I feel similar backgrounds, life experiences and aspirations have been the three key notes to my most positive relationships...and of course we all need...that one thing, the SPARK!


    oh hey the 'all spark' listen dont get me started on TRANSFORMERS hehehehehe


  • #51
    gaeilgegrinds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,376 ✭✭✭gaeilgegrinds


    Without sparks what is the point?!!


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