**** it

the fall guy

Ma heids bursting here.
Nae clue to what the **** happened last night either.
Ma heid
****ing bombscare so a wis.
The fogs liftin and a few memories are coming back,no much though...
Young team getting wide,a mind that.Broke wee Mikey's beek the wee wido.Called oor Sharon a dyke the wee ****e.
Ma heid

Ma Heid

Ma ****in Heid!

I run ma hawn er ma coupon to try and wisen masel up,that ****er jinky's wipped ma eybrow aff!

am gonny burst him!








print or be damned

the fall guy

ma phones gone.****ing rock the kasba tae,rock ma heid for picking that ringtone

ma heid

it's jinky

'alright shagger?'

'ma eybrow ya wee prick! am signing the morra,how the **** am a gonny look like a man about town wi wan roger moore ya ****?'

ma heid man,ma heid

'snooze ye lose ya diddy' says jinky. I'll ****in snooze him awright,ages till that grows back.First chance I get he's getting a skinhead.Wee prick.

'ye buying?'

cheeky wee ****. 'aye' says me 'am buying you a neck brace for that eyebrow'

'see ye at six wi the clippers then?' wee **** laughed and hung up.am getting him back,tellin ye.Walking about like an extra fae alien nation....

ma heid

sitout

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