Scum in the sun

population

So essentially when it is sunny out the policy is to empty all the prisons???

dr.bollocko

This is going to be one of those threads that I should have just moved directly to the dublin forum isn't it? :pac:

b28

Obviously you need to get out into the sun more!

galwayrush

dr.bollocko wrote: »

This is going to be one of those threads that I should have just moved directly to the dublin forum isn't it? :pac:

Move it to Roscommon, they have a prison there in that fabled land.;)

partyatmygaff

population wrote: »

So essentially when it is sunny out the policy is to empty all the prisons???

If your not happy with it, you should of never did what you did to end up in prison. Justice as it should be.

population

partyatmygaff wrote: »

If your not happy with it, you should of never did what you did to end up in prison. Justice as it should be.

Erm........

Jet Black

population wrote: »

So essentially when it is sunny out the policy is to empty all the prisons???

Only in Alaska....

seanybiker

population wrote: »

Erm........

lol was laughing at that meself. someone doesnt have their thinking cap on.

population

seanybiker wrote: »

lol was laughing at that meself. someone doesnt have their thinking cap on.

Or their pants possibly

Adamcp898

population wrote: »

Or their pants possibly

You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel

SoupyNorman

Ah it's nice to see them out and about, enjoying a cool can of Ritz in the middle of the courtyard in the flatz. I'd say it sure beats playing robbed Playstations all day...poor blighters.

dlofnep

Adamcp898 wrote: »

You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel

or a tent.

Red Hand

You can almost gurantee that nobody will be bunging a smoke off you when it's raining or drizzling in the city. If Ireland had dry weather the year round, we'd see alot more sumbag threads.

RonMexico

I wish there was some way a giant magnifying glass could appear over the bastards until they resemble bacon fries.

dr.bollocko

dr.bollocko wrote: »

This is going to be one of those threads that I should have just moved directly to the dublin forum isn't it? :pac:

Why do you assume its about Dublin???
Thats racialistic ))

b28

where's the sunshine in the boards community? i can't see a thing!

K4t

galwayrush wrote: »

Move it to Roscommon, they have a prison there in that fabled land.;)

That they campaigned for. Still makes me lol

kumate_champ07

white vest or no vest, white tracksuit bottoms or shorts,white runners. prob the most sensible clothes in this weather. i need to get some new white vests

dyl10

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

i need to get some new white vests

I need to get me a few stellas

What colour is the sun when it has scum in it?????

gary223

There's a lot of posers out and about too. The 'oh look at my six pack' sort. I'm a member of 'don't look at my one pack' group.

CommieBaz

gary223 wrote: »

There's a lot of posers out and about too. The 'oh look at my six pack' sort. I'm a member of 'don't look at my one pack' group.

I like to call that a "Keg"

SoupyNorman

gary223 wrote: »

There's a lot of posers out and about too. The 'oh look at my six pack' sort. I'm a member of 'don't look at my one pack' group.

If I had a six pack I'd go topless all ruddy year round...fair play to anyone whos worked hard enough at getting one, I may spit at your feet when you pass me in the street but inside I commend you.

seanybiker

gary223 wrote: »

There's a lot of posers out and about too. The 'oh look at my six pack' sort. I'm a member of 'don't look at my one pack' group.

I was some poser today. Was going around on me bike with my t-0shirt hat had "if you can read this the bitch fell off" printed on the back of it. Any traffic lights I stopped at I was staring in the mirror to see if people behind me found it funny. Some ould fella found it hill Arious. Smile during the recession and all that crap.

CommieBaz

CommieBaz wrote: »

I like to call that a "Keg"

Be proud! just remember just how much effort it took to look like that

SoupyNorman

seanybiker wrote: »

Smile during the recession and all that crap.

A ray of sunshine to penetrate their dull meaningless lives and all that plodge?

randylonghorn

population wrote: »

So essentially when it is sunny out the policy is to empty all the prisons???

That's right, our prison policy is closely linked to the weather.

Apparently, when we get a tornado, it's FF's turn to go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect your brown envelope ...

*JUMANJI*

/scans the satellite pics for any hopeful signs of a tornado

dr.bollocko wrote: »

This is going to be one of those threads that I should have just moved directly to the dublin forum isn't it? :pac:

Nah, in fairness, even Dublin doesn't deserve it! :rolleyes:

seanybiker

SoupyNorman wrote: »

A ray of sunshine to penetrate their dull meaningless lives and all that plodge?

Either that or just wanted to see if my t-shirt could get reactions.
It did. i bought it about 5 years ago when I didnt have moobs.

Rented Mule

dr.bollocko wrote: »

This is going to be one of those threads that I should have just moved directly to the dublin forum isn't it? :pac:

He shoots ....he scores !!!!!

LouOB

SoupyNorman wrote: »

If I had a six pack I'd go topless all ruddy year round...fair play to anyone whos worked hard enough at getting one, I may spit at your feet when you pass me in the street but inside I commend you.

wimmins say thank u to posers with 6 packs in the sunshine
thanks soupy

like wise am sure the mens are happy with mammaries in the sun shine
:cool:

xzanti

Driving through Hartstown in Dublin 15 yesterday evening.. about 10 people out with what looked like the cushions off their living room couches lounging in the sun.. not in a park or near a canal. no no, they were sunbathing on the grassy verge at the side of the main road.. Must have been following the last fleck of sunshine.. Die hard sun bathers.. Gotta love em..

Just hope they remembered to pick up their 500 empty 'dutch' cans after them :rolleyes:

Elliemental

I don't know about scum, that's a bit strong. But there are some people walking around topless when really, they shouldn't

BraziliaNZ

why is it that the lower you are on the social ladder the more inclined to take your top off and walk around bare chested is? Seriously, every inner city scumbag had his top off around town the last few days, i dont want to have to look at that!

Oh, and if they insist on going to the beaches and getting locked, why must people leave rubbish and bottles and used barbeques all over the place? Read about it in the paper today, ok they couldn't fund people to work there this year but people shouldn't be doing it. I saw some unruly youths in Perth a few months ago throw some rubbish around a beach and some passing middle aged man gave out to them so they went and cleaned up their mess. Imagine trying that here, say anything and you're stomped to death, sigh...

gazzer

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

why is it that the lower you are on the social ladder the more inclined to take your top off and walk around bare chested is? Seriously, every inner city scumbag had his top off around town the last few days, i dont want to have to look at that!

There are a fair few jemalimees and antos living where my parents live. One of them was stabbed by his brother last week (in their house). He was walking around all weekend with his top off and a big dirty bandage wrapped around him.

piby

I think Dublin ran out of its supply of Blue Wikkit' (WKD for normal folk) this weekend!

population

Now there is no need for nastiness in this forum

Especially when the sun is still out.

Might I be the first to suggest everyone puts on their Celtic jerseys (or better still no t-shirts at all so as to show off ones Celtic cross tattoos), shaves lines into their head, grabs a stereo with Bob Marley/Aslan on continuous loop, and takes their nastiness outside into natures forum where it can intimidate pensioners and children who are trying to enjoy the miniscule amount of good weather we are aportioned by the gods every blue moon.

Relevant

population wrote: »

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Might I be the first to suggest everyone puts on their Celtic jerseys ,shaves lines into their head, grabs a stereo with Bob Marley/Aslan on continuous loop, and takes their nastiness outside into natures forum

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=406

To the nature forum!

carlop

Ah the 4 sunny days of the year: when property prices in Sandycove and anywhere near the Forty Foot plummet.

Honey-ec

Things knackers have ruined for the rest of us:

1) The experience of buying a new pair of runners. I don't like feeling like I'm going to be shanked/robbed/syringed while browsing for a new pair of football boots.

2) Burberry - once upon a time it wasn't known as Chav Tartan.

3) Lacoste - previously the uniform of Manhattanites who summer in the Hamptons, now the uniform of Merchant's Quay and the Four Courts.

4) The Nightlink - I can't get on it now without practically having to sit in the driver's lap to avoid the haze of smoke and the stench of skobies killing/riding eachother upstairs. And sometimes even downstairs...

5) Summer. The whole lot of it. You can't go anywhere - the zoo, the park, the beach - without it being absolutely overrun with scumbags.

6) Every ice rink ever opened in Ireland.

7) The English language. "Stooarrry bud, how's she cuttin'? Weeahhhh, shmas ourra it!" My ears are bleeding.

8) The driving range at the Spawell. Always full of spotty 14 year olds whose clubs look like they get more use in running street battles than on the golf course.

Lollipops23

was walking around a housing estate in Finglas yesterday, there were the usual skinny knackers turning scarlett lying in the sun on the green but there was this one fella sitting outside his house.....he must have been at least 20 stone, big bloated beer gut on him. he'd also managed to get just the middle of his torso burnt....ew twas nearly enough to turn me off men!

Tchaikovsky

population wrote: »

Might I be the first to suggest everyone puts on their Celtic jerseys (or better still no t-shirts at all so as to show off ones Celtic cross tattoos),

Hey, leave Celtic alone!!

population

Tchaikovsky wrote: »

Hey, leave Celtic alone!!

Are you asking me or the sun scum???

AnonoBoy

Honey-ec wrote: »

6) Every ice rink ever opened in Ireland.

What is their fascination with ice rinks?

Degsy

Lollipops23 wrote: »

was walking around a housing estate in Finglas yesterday, there were the usual skinny knackers turning scarlett lying in the sun on the green but there was this one fella sitting outside his house.....he must have been at least 20 stone, big bloated beer gut on him. he'd also managed to get just the middle of his torso burnt....ew twas nearly enough to turn me off men!

But if i wasnt burned,you would right?