worst movie you ever saw

markopantelic

i would have to nominate kisses or the american movie kids as the two worst i ever watched. in relation to the movie kids for anyone whose watched it, whats the point? maby for american culture its a good movie but it was absolute crap from my eyes, it kinda reminded me very loosely of La Haine(which completely PWNS this crappy film) maby its cause i prefer paris 'urban' culture to new yorks one but yeah i thought it was useless, the charachters were all just tossers.

Otis Driftwood

Kids is an excellent movie that shows very realistically the decay of morals and lack of accountability that exists among modern youth.The charectors were tossers because thats how alot of people are.

I do think this is the worst thread Ive ever seen though.

irish_bob

basic instinct 2

BuachaillAbroad

Instinct with Anthony Hopkins & Cuba Gooding Jr.

Awful ****e

Kane-N-Nite

Reign Of Fire. The only film I left early from.

deadhead13

Pearl Harbour(2001) - narcissistic nonsense


...and for those who have the MGM movie channel - nearly every film shown on it could be a worst film contender.

mirwillbeback

Schindler's List - I didn't laugh once.

gosplan

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109494/

Running Bing

The Ultimate Ninja

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oeg7z-mrs

Just in case you missed it, its called the Ultimate Ninja..thats right the Ultimate Ninja. Ultimate Ninja.:D

Blured

Epic Movie

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ziedth

Kane-N-Nite wrote: »

Reign Of Fire. The only film I left early from.

You can't be serious? It wasn't good but to say its the worst movie you've ever scene you are one lucky movie viewer.

Was epic movie the one that was like the lion witch and the wardrobe? If so then yes it was a bloody awful film and onlt a close second imo behind............ Untraceable!!!! It brought tears to my eyes it was so painfull.

nacho libre

Christian Blake.

Running Bing

ziedth wrote: »

You can't be serious? It wasn't good but to say its the worst movie you've ever scene you are one lucky movie viewer.

Was epic movie the one that was like the lion witch and the wardrobe? If so then yes it was a bloody awful film and onlt a close second imo behind............ Untraceable!!!! It brought tears to my eyes it was so painfull.

You cant call somebody on Reign of Fire and then throw untraceable in there.


Untraceable was watchable imo.

Sraw

The Spirit. Words can't explain how truly awful that movie was.

phasers

The entire "______ movie" franchise have to be the winners.

Personally, I was unfortunate enough to see Epic movie (well half of it, I walked out), and if the trailers are anything to go by they're all exactly the same

we'llallhavetea_old

the transporter, its laughable how bad it really is.

and twilight, read the books, then the film comes out and is completely sh!t.

tbh there's loads more, but i think i've blocked them out of my mind, shall post more when i remember

Handsome Bob

deadhead13 wrote: »

Pearl Harbour(2001) - narcissistic nonsense


...and for those who have the MGM movie channel - nearly every film shown on it could be a worst film contender.

I would have agreed until recently, but then they started to show Woody Allen's films which are pretty damn good.

The worst film I have seen, and I'm not trying to say that it's the worst in absolute terms because I haven't seen every film out there, would be Good Luck Chuck. To borrrow a word already used, it's self serving narcisisstic crap with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

shenanigans1982

Black Sheep....truly terrible movie. If I hadn't seen Chopper it would have completely turned me off Australian movies.

Honourable mentions....

Dude Where's my car
Undercover Brother
Elf.

pixelburp

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

Black Sheep....truly terrible movie. If I hadn't seen Chopper it would have completely turned me off Australian movies.

Well for a start, Black Sheep is a New Zealand movie, and for second, Black Sheep's great! It's a horror comedy about mutant killer sheep, what's not to love!

CyberWaste

Son of the Mask.

Max Power1

Eh.. SWEENEY TODD

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Magic Eight Ball

'Oldboy' :mad:

I’m a massive fan of foreign cinema but that movie was proper rubbish, in fact I wasn’t much impressed with the trilogy in general.

People constantly rave about it but if ya ask me it’s a lot to do with this..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bandwagon_effect

I’m gonna suffer the wrath of the Oldboy fan boy club now, I hope to god one other person agrees with me.

loveissucide

Oldboy is awful.
Batman and Robin
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the crystal skull.
National Treasure 2

Running Bing

Trevor Coulahan wrote: »

'Oldboy' :mad:

I’m a massive fan of foreign cinema but that movie was proper rubbish, in fact I wasn’t much impressed with the trilogy in general.

People constantly rave about it but if ya ask me it’s a lot to do with this..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bandwagon_effect

I’m gonna suffer the wrath of the Oldboy fan boy club now, I hope to god one other person agrees with me.

Oldboy is the worst film you ever saw?


Either you have not seen a lot of films or your a really poor judge of quality.

corcaigh07

Garage is garbage

carly_86

Would have 2 be "Doubt" with Meral Streep WTF

damonjewel

phasers wrote: »

The entire "______ movie" franchise have to be the winners.

Personally, I was unfortunate enough to see Epic movie (well half of it, I walked out), and if the trailers are anything to go by they're all exactly the same

Did they do 'meet the spartans' that was total rubbish

Magic Eight Ball

Running Bing wrote: »

Oldboy is the worst film you ever saw?


Either you have not seen a lot of films or your a really poor judge of quality.

And I’ve even seen Battlefield Earth my friend. Get over it..

994

Home Alone 3

C_Dawg

Pariah

Sofiztikated

Guys, those are all oscar winners compared to:
Wages of Sin
Tongan ninja (although it was terrible, it was intentionally terrible, and thus genius.)
The Unnameable

Watch them, then come back and tell me about terrible.

Also, why would you walk out of a film? Even if its bad, watch it all, then judge it.

drusk

Lost in Translation, with Bill Murray. Utter drawn-out tripe.

Running Bing

Trevor Coulahan wrote: »

And I’ve even seen Battlefield Earth my friend. Get over it..

Ah its the latter then.

Fair enough:D

tony1kenobi

The Rural Juror.

bringitdown

In general most Wayans movies are up there (they be responsible for many many of the ____ Movie 'gems', Little Man and White Chicks two other examples).

Similarly for Uwe Boll movies, altho I do admire his moxy or should I say boxey ... *law-di-daw* how droll!

On that note my definitive all time shytiest movie is Alone in the Dark. Not even redeemed by Tara Reid titillation, not by a longshot.

Magic Eight Ball

Running Bing wrote: »

Ah its the latter then.

Fair enough:D

Well if we could all make such sophisticated judgements and Critiques regarding our movie choices you’d have to find something else to make yourself feel special and we wouldn’t want that.

Now excuse me, I have a copy of ‘Batman & Robin’ that simply can’t go any longer without being re-watched. :rolleyes:

BTW, anyone want a free copy of ‘Oldboy’?? Seriously, I’ll pay for someone to take it off my hands!

ccosgrave

The absolute worst film I've ever seen was a DVD a friend of mine gave me by the name of "Demon Town". The way it worked was that it was a TV show that had been canceled after 9 episodes and then re-edited into a 90-minute movie.

The plot was absolutely senseless, made even worse by the fact that the dynamic was entirely screwed up due to the fact that it wasn't meant to be a film. Often, on TV shows, there's a cliffhanger at the point where an ad break would take place, and the scene resumes after the break resolving the situation. The exact same thing happened in the film - except there was no ad break. Absolutely atrocious editing.

Plus, the way TV shows' plots are structured, each episode has its own individual plotline. So throughout the film, the plot would constantly change, new characters would be introduced then eliminated immediately, etc. I just can't explain how terrible that film is.

Honourable mentions go to Dumb and Dumberer, Dungeons & Dragons and Coach Carter.

chughes

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Went to see it in the cinema in 1982 when it came out and it's the first time I fell asleep in the cinema. Truly awful stuff.

MagicMarker

tony1kenobi wrote: »

The Rural Juror.

the rurrl jurrl?

My nomination is Max Payne.

Corholio

Mulholland Drive

*waits for the stampede of Lynch fans*

Total drivel. I thoroughly disliked this film and didnt even want to know what there's to "get".

Running Bing

Running Bing wrote: »

The Ultimate Ninja

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oeg7z-mrs

Just in case you missed it, its called the Ultimate Ninja..thats right the Ultimate Ninja. Ultimate Ninja.:D

What that film needed was some Richard Harrison.

I don't think there is such a thing as a worst film ever as every film no matter how bad has soemthing to teach. The list of films which are nearly unwatchable is as long as all our arms but every film has at least one perrson who likes it.

bigeasyeah

Watchmen

JP Liz

The Beach

SoupyNorman

Its a question with too many answers.

To pick one, National Treasure made me vomit a little in my mouth.

Spudmonkey

Captain America or Epic Movie... Utter tripe!!

Shacklebolt

The original film of 'The Fantastic Four'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcpmM-eTESI

97i9y3941

exorcist 2,i thaught the plot to it was good,basically kinda prequel to the first movie,explaing how it all happened,the movie showed that the devil came from africa*which i thaught played out really well with the late richard burton*,then it just got long boreing and confuseing...

eagle eye

irish_bob wrote: »

basic instinct 2

BuachaillAbroad wrote: »

Instinct with Anthony Hopkins & Cuba Gooding Jr.

Awful ****e

deadhead13 wrote: »

Pearl Harbour(2001) - narcissistic nonsense


...and for those who have the MGM movie channel - nearly every film shown on it could be a worst film contender.

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

the transporter, its laughable how bad it really is.

and twilight, read the books, then the film comes out and is completely sh!t.

tbh there's loads more, but i think i've blocked them out of my mind, shall post more when i remember

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

Black Sheep....truly terrible movie. If I hadn't seen Chopper it would have completely turned me off Australian movies.

Honourable mentions....

Dude Where's my car
Undercover Brother
Elf.

Max Power1 wrote: »

Eh.. SWEENEY TODD

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loveissucide wrote: »

Oldboy is awful.
Batman and Robin
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the crystal skull.
National Treasure 2

I stopped after reading this far in this thread.
Do you watch many movies?
By the looks of things its very unlikely you have seen more than 20 movies lifetime, or else you are very, very lucky.
Batman and Robin is deffo the worst Batman but hardly the worst ever movie. There are a lot of movies that one wouldn't rave about but hardly even close to the worst movie you ever seen.
So hands up who has seen Gigli? And as bad as it is there is far far worse out there.

mirwillbeback wrote: »

Schindler's List - I didn't laugh once.

Fail on all levels.

97i9y3941

godfather part 3,missed the obvious ending that should had been,wonder did the sopranos get the inspiration for their crappy ending too..

ziedth

Running Bing wrote: »

You cant call somebody on Reign of Fire and then throw untraceable in there.


Untraceable was watchable imo.

I'm sorry mate i'm backing my corner here I do thinkit was one of the worst films i have seen. It's up to you if you feel its watchable but i felt it just didn't work in anyway and i did like the idea behind it. But i do take your point that i always felt though that reign of fire gets a hard time.

Anyway, the point is moot because i have now changed my mind to garage. Even as i have a dislike for pat short i gave this a faie go due to the reviews it got. IMO bar none i have never felt as robbed of my time then aftee that film.

Acacia

Night at the Museum, Summer of Sam, anything with Nicolas Cage.