Chicken Coop in front garden? And other musings/guessing people's birthplaces

brummytom · 31-05-2009 7:06pm #1

Walking down the road to tesco, I noticed 3 chickens in the front garden of a (what looked like) council house. I live in a city, is it me or is this odd?

Also at Sainsburys the other day, a mom and daughter in pajamas and slippers... is this common anywhere else? My auntie says quite a few of the moms at my cousins school go to pick up their kids in pajamas?!

And screaming - do people (particularly 15/16 year old girls with ear drum-piercing shouts) have to scream at everything.. yes that car was fast, everyone else on the road noticed it. Now STFU and swear at the driver under your breath or in your head like everyone else

People are weird (and yes, myself included)

Min · 31-05-2009 7:12pm

I live in the countryside but it seems to be something that people like Richard Corrigan promotes - the chickens/hens that is not the pyjamas.....

Overheal · 31-05-2009 7:13pm

People in Lichfield are weird. Though we have a name for such people in the states: White Trash.

SEPT 23 1989 · 31-05-2009 7:18pm

if there was something suspicious about those chickens you should have called the guards

brummytom · 31-05-2009 7:19pm

I would, but I doubt they respond to calls from England do they?

artanevilla · 31-05-2009 7:21pm

brummytom wrote: »

I would, but I doubt they respond to calls from England do they?

They don't respond to calls from Ireland.

Poor Uncle Tom · 31-05-2009 7:22pm

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

if there was something suspicious about those chickens you should have called the guards

Called the guards to Lichfield..?
When did we get England back..?

brummytom · 31-05-2009 7:27pm

Have England.. please, just take it

Poor Uncle Tom · 31-05-2009 7:30pm

brummytom wrote: »

Have England.. please, just take it

Thanks, but it's hard enough for me paying to run one country, but thanks anyway...:D

brummytom · 31-05-2009 7:31pm

Can't your TDs do what our MPs do and claim it all back on Expenses?

Poor Uncle Tom · 31-05-2009 7:33pm

brummytom wrote: »

Can't your TDs do what our MPs do and claim it all back on Expenses?

I think the trouble is they've taken it all in the first place..

tony1kenobi · 31-05-2009 7:34pm

Were they Asian chickens? If not then yes, it's pretty odd.

brummytom · 31-05-2009 7:36pm

Well they weren't covered in spices but their coop might well have been converted into a corner shop...

galwayrush · 31-05-2009 7:46pm

If they are from within the Eu they are entitled to be here.

31-05-2009 7:53pm

They're having a hen party don't you know

Dartz · 31-05-2009 7:59pm

I always get me cock out in the garden. Nobody's called the cops on me yet.
Sure all the hens live the big fella and everything.

My name is URL · 31-05-2009 8:03pm

brummytom wrote: »

Walking down the road to tesco

Also at Sainsburys the other day

Buy local produce to avoid knackers in gardens and chickens in pajamas

brummytom · 31-05-2009 8:22pm

But Tesco is local - it's only half a mile down the road

(well Tesco express)

They're re-doing our normal sized Tesco and turning it into the same type as the one on the Malahide road - too bloody big

ejmaztec · 31-05-2009 8:31pm

brummytom wrote: »

But Tesco is local - it's only half a mile down the road (well Tesco express)

They're re-doing our normal sized Tesco and turning it into the same type as the one on the Malahide road - too bloody big

Don't they call them Tisscow in your part of the world?:P

brummytom · 31-05-2009 8:33pm

Most people I know don't talk like that, thanks be to Jesus
I really should delete my location - the whole internet knows where I live now;

Even those wimmins on the msn boxes in the corner... there arent many hot and horny girls in Lichfield, it's mostly populated by 80 yearolds

Terry · 31-05-2009 8:41pm

Overheal wrote: »

People in Lichfield are weird. Though we have a name for such people in the states: White Trash.

What do you call them if they're black?

My name is URL wrote: »

Buy local produce to avoid knackers in gardens and chickens in pajamas

Pay attention to users location to avoid face palm.

As for pyjamas, just search AH for that word and enjoy.

brummytom · 31-05-2009 8:48pm

Terry wrote: »

What do you call them if they're black?

That's an amazingly good point,, I'm confused now

ejmaztec · 31-05-2009 8:54pm

brummytom wrote: »

Most people I know don't talk like that, thanks be to Jesus
I really should delete my location - the whole internet knows where I live now;

Even those wimmins on the msn boxes in the corner... there arent many hot and horny girls in Lichfield, it's mostly populated by 80 yearolds

I was born just far enough south of there not to pick up the dialect.:cool:

Local-womanizer · 31-05-2009 8:55pm

brummytom wrote: »

Chicken Coup in front garden?/

There was me worrying for no reason,mis-read the damn title:o

My name is URL · 31-05-2009 8:56pm

Terry wrote: »

Pay attention to users location to avoid face palm.

So there's no food grown in Lichfield?

Terry · 31-05-2009 8:57pm

My name is URL wrote: »

So there's no food grown in Lichfield?

Apparently there's a small chicken farm close to the OP, but you told him to avoid that.

brummytom · 31-05-2009 8:57pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

I was born just far enough south of there not to pick up the dialect.:cool:

Coventry, Solihull? I'm intruiged

ejmaztec · 31-05-2009 8:57pm

Local-womanizer wrote: »

There was me worrying for no reason,mis-read the damn title:o

Mutant Ninja Chickens.:eek:

brummytom · 31-05-2009 8:59pm

Terry wrote: »

Apparently there's a small chicken farm close to the OP, but you told him to avoid that.

There's also a pig farm (Packington Pork) where each pig gets it's own house/hut thing :cool:
It's ****in amazing to see

31-05-2009 8:59pm

Local-womanizer wrote: »

There was me worrying for no reason,mis-read the damn title:o

A bit like Turkeys revolting, could have two completly meanings

ejmaztec · 31-05-2009 9:02pm

brummytom wrote: »

Coventry, Solihull? I'm intruiged

No, it's another place where posh people what talk proper come from.

brummytom · 31-05-2009 9:03pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

No, it's another place where posh people what talk proper come from.

Ohh the mystery.... Little Aston, Sutton?

ejmaztec · 31-05-2009 9:14pm

brummytom wrote: »

Ohh the mystery.... Little Aston, Sutton?

No they're posh brummies along with the Silhillians, or as Jasper Carrot described "Two cars in the drive and nothing in the fridge."

brummytom · 31-05-2009 9:21pm

Hall Green?

Or alternatively I could say Aston, Erdington and Ladywood (if the posh bit was sarcasm)

ejmaztec · 31-05-2009 9:26pm

brummytom wrote: »

Hall Green?

Or alternatively I could say Aston, Erdington and Ladywood (if the posh bit was sarcasm)

How about mid-Warwickshire and not the Brummie heartland?:D

brummytom · 31-05-2009 9:33pm

Fr. Peewee Stairmaster, Fr. Tight Head Lips, Fr. Jemima Racktouey, Fr. Jerry Twig, Fr. Spodo Komodo?

I honestly don't know

To anyone who has no knowledge of England, the past few posts will seem like bull****

31-05-2009 9:39pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

How about mid-Warwickshire and not the Brummie heartland?:D

Dudley!

brummytom · 31-05-2009 9:42pm

Posh?

In Dudley the fridges are normally on the drive tbh

ejmaztec · 31-05-2009 9:47pm

brummytom wrote: »

To anyone who has no knowledge of England, the past few posts will seem like bull****

Only the guesses are bullsh1t.:pac:

Deleted User wrote: »

Dudley!

No, that's just where the Dudley Brummies live, not to mention being north of Birmingham, which mid-Warwickshire isn't:D.

ejmaztec · 31-05-2009 9:49pm

brummytom wrote: »

Posh?

In Dudley the fridges are normally on the drive tbh

They have drives as well as fridges now?:eek:

Red Hand · 31-05-2009 9:50pm

I want the thread title changed to "Where's ejmaztec Waldo?":pac:

You were born where Tolkien was born. Am I right or am I right?

brummytom · 31-05-2009 9:52pm

They park their caravans in the drives

brummytom · 31-05-2009 9:52pm

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

I want the thread title changed to "Where's ejmaztec Waldo?":pac:

You were born where Tolkien was born. Am I right or am I right?

Tolkein was born in Africa

A bit nicer than Brum

Red Hand · 31-05-2009 9:55pm

brummytom wrote: »

Tolkein was born in Africa A bit nicer than Brum

Haha...ok, but he grew up near Birmingham? Whatever hamlet he grew up in for a time, that is where Mr Ejmaztec was born. I can feel it. The One Ring doesn't lie.

galwayrush · 31-05-2009 9:57pm

brummytom wrote: »

Tolkein was born in Africa A bit nicer than Brum

I think he lived in Oxford though, used to drink in the Lamb And Child pub.
:cool:

brummytom · 31-05-2009 9:57pm

Well Tolkein went to my dad's school, St Phillips... so I'm guessin he lived near Edgbaston?

Ejmaztec, Chelmsley Wood?

P.C. · 31-05-2009 10:02pm

brummytom wrote: »

Tolkein was born in Africa A bit nicer than Brum

Tolein was born in Bethlehem.

True.

brummytom · 31-05-2009 10:06pm

I've never met Tolein, so I'll take your word for it.

Im sure Tolkein was born in South Africa?

P.C. · 31-05-2009 10:19pm

brummytom wrote: »

I've never met Tolein, so I'll take your word for it.

Im sure Tolkein was born in South Africa?

You are right, I was just letting you know which town

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brummytom · 31-05-2009 10:24pm

Ohh Ok sorry, when you said Bethlehem, I presumed you meant "THE" Bethlehem, I didn't even consider there was more than one

P.C. · 31-05-2009 10:35pm

Was always a joke when we were kids.

Chicken Coop in front garden? And other musings/guessing people's birthplaces

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