Lads and toiletries

lisbon_lions

Lads,
What toiletries do you have? I keep:

Toothpaste/Mouthwash
A bar of soap
A can of lynx
Showergel (doubles up as shampoo)
Bic Razors
Shave Foam
Aftershave

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In other words, have you bought into this whole loreal men expert range, boots for men crap that you have no need for?

petes

*Joke about prison toiletries goes here*

My name is URL

''Well, I was buttering myself up for a nice shave''

blinding

lisbon_lions wrote: »

Lads,
What toiletries do you have? I keep:

Toothpaste/Mouthwash
A bar of soap
A can of lynx
Showergel (doubles up as shampoo)
Bic Razors
Shave Foam
Aftershave

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In other words, have you bought into this whole loreal men expert range, boots for men crap that you have no need for?

Can you become my mans man. I could do with some one like you to look after me now that women are less caring than they once were.

helimachoptor

Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Shampoo and conditioner.. not that i need it
Shaving Gel
Shower Gel
Nivea Aftershave Balm -> Sensitive!
About 5/6 colognes..

OldGoat

F&A and/or FH&H

Caoimhín

Soap.
Bismark hollow grain straight razor.
Sandpaper
Aftershave (Old Spice)
Powerhose.
Jax roll.

seanybiker

Soap.
Electric razor somewhere in the house.
Lynx(must get more)

Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Gillette Deodorant
Gillette Shaving Gel
Disposable razors
Lacoste/Abercrombie aftershave
Clairns after shave balm
Shower gel
Brylcreem strong gel

Whatever I can buy in the 2euro shop.

Cianos

Lynx smells terrible.

speedboatchase

Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Gillette Shower Gel
American Crew Post Shave Gel
Clinique Face Scuffing Lotion
Clinique Face Scrub
Clinique Face Wash
Clinique Eye Lotion
Clinique M-Lotion
Adidas Shower Gel
American Crew Fiber Wax
Sure Anti-Perspirent

Don't like aftershave/cologne

Caoimhín

speedboatchase wrote: »

Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Gillette Shower Gel
American Crew Post Shave Gel
Clinique Face Scuffing Lotion
Clinique Face Scrub
Clinique Face Wash
Clinique Eye Lotion
Clinique M-Lotion
Adidas Shower Gel
American Crew Fiber Wax
Sure Anti-Perspirent

Don't like aftershave/cologne

Are you a girl?:D

speedboatchase

Haha, nah just used to have bad skin and in middle of sorting it out (shaving rashes, eczema, blackheads etc)

Dancor

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.

kiffer

Cianos wrote: »

Lynx smells terrible.

That's because it's squeezed out of the musk glands of male lynx then it's concentrated and the chemical that gives it that extra edge of nastyness is added... Then it's bottled and people spray a big cloud of it in the air then walk though the cloud. The poorer the ventilation the more likely someone is to do this...

evogirl

mmm.. Nothing sexier than a man just out of the shower

bluefinger

Sex Panther. 60% of the time it works every time.

biko

I have a soap and a toothbrush & toothpaste.

gazzer

Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Ginger and Orange Shower Gel
Farenheit Post Shave Gel
Clinique Face Scuffing Lotion
Clinique Face Scrub
Clinique Face Wash
Clinique Eye Lotion
Clinique M-Lotion
L'Oreal for Men Face Wash
L'Oreal for Men Tinted Moisturiser
Right Guard Anti-Perspirent
Swarzproff Hair Putty
Fudge Ultimate Hold Hair Clay
30 Bottles of Various Afershaves
A couple of mens face masks that I got up in Asda

themadchef

Sweet Jesus Gazzer. Seriously :eek: (how many mirrors do you have in your house, go on, go on, go on, you can tell us )


Oh and lads, lynx is pretty bad, but a little is enough. Ffs don't believe the adds. You do not need to spray on the whole can!

chin_grin

dancor wrote: »

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.

Great book, haven't seen the film yet though!

I've got

Sanex for men roll on
Brylcreem hair gel (hard....oooh suits you sir)
Aveeno shower gel coz I've got the sh*tty skin (thanks genes)


And that's about it. I don't really shave as I'm cultivating a dole-beard at the mo. Kinda looks a bit static-ey. Will have to sort that out sharpish.

delllat

gazzer wrote: »

Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Ginger and Orange Shower Gel
Farenheit Post Shave Gel
Clinique Face Scuffing Lotion
Clinique Face Scrub
Clinique Face Wash
Clinique Eye Lotion
Clinique M-Lotion
L'Oreal for Men Face Wash
L'Oreal for Men Tinted Moisturiser
Right Guard Anti-Perspirent
Swarzproff Hair Putty
Fudge Ultimate Hold Hair Clay
30 Bottles of Various Afershaves
A couple of mens face masks that I got up in Asda

dont forget the vasline sweetheart

connundrum

Toothbrush
Tooth Paste
Mouth Wash
Dental Floss
Shampoo & Conditioner 2in1
Face Scrub
Gillette Shaving Foam
Mach 3 Razor
Simple After Shave Balm
Origins Deo Stick
Armani Code/Hugo Boss
Garnier Fructis Hair Clay
Bio Oil (recent addition for stretch marks )

Professey Chin

evogirl wrote: »

mmm.. Nothing sexier than a man just out of the shower

*jumps in and out of shower over and over and over again*

blinding

Insurgent wrote: »

*Joke about prison toiletries goes here*

Don't forget to use the rope on the soap you dope.;)

Ah-Watch

Cadence Sweet Invoice wrote: »

Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Gillette Deodorant
Gillette Shaving Gel
Disposable razors
Lacoste/Abercrombie aftershave
Clairns after shave balm
Shower gel
Brylcreem strong gel

Abercrombie aftershave FTW! Love my abercrombie aftershave, get great compliments for it!

Rented Mule

Sex Panther cologne by Odeon.

connundrum

Rented Mule wrote: »

Sex Panther cologne by Odeon.

Fixed.

I always thought that whoever actually made that stuff would rake it in.

Oh well

Vain

Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Face cloth
Cotton buds
Shampoo
Conditioner
Razor
Shaving gel
Oil control face wash
Moisturising face wash
Rehydrating moisturiser
Few bottles of Lynx
Few things for Brylcream
After shave balm
About 7 or 8 colognes.

Rabies

loads.
But some of it is from a L'oreal gift pack I won.

Tooth paste
face scrub
face wash
shampoo
shower gel x 3 diff ones
anti wrinkle cream
face cream
puffy eye gel
cotton buds
mouth wash
hair gel
shaving foam
beard trimmer
some after shave as well


hmmmm
sure there is more somewhere.
feck thats all i can think of

gazzer

delllat wrote: »

dont forget the vasline sweetheart

Why??? Are you coming over for a visit?

gazzer

themadchef wrote: »

Sweet Jesus Gazzer. Seriously :eek: (how many mirrors do you have in your house, go on, go on, go on, you can tell us )


Oh and lads, lynx is pretty bad, but a little is enough. Ffs don't believe the adds. You do not need to spray on the whole can!

I dont actually use most of those products. They are just things I have picked up over the last couple of years. Most of my mirrors are cracked anyway. I am too ugly to be seen outside.

faceman

Deodorant
Chewing Gum

Thats all a REAL man needs!

seanybiker

anybody use water?

connundrum

seanybiker wrote: »

anybody use water?

Only if its the hard stuff :pac:

admiralofthefleet

shower gel
soap
tooth paste
mouthwash
gilette fusion razor
a few different types of shaving foam
that face cooling stuff for after a shave
ear buds
shampoo and conditioner
lynx deodorant

5318008!

gazzer wrote: »

Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Ginger and Orange Shower Gel
Farenheit Post Shave Gel
Clinique Face Scuffing Lotion
Clinique Face Scrub
Clinique Face Wash
Tampons
Clinique Eye Lotion
Clinique M-Lotion
L'Oreal for Men Face Wash
L'Oreal for Men Tinted Moisturiser
Right Guard Anti-Perspirent
Swarzproff Hair Putty
Fudge Ultimate Hold Hair Clay
30 Bottles of Various Afershaves
A couple of mens face masks that I got up in Asda

fyp.

Reoil

I have 32 aftershaves...

Caoimhín

Reoil wrote: »

I have 32 aftershaves...

And no girlfriend.:pac:

pikachucheeks

Cadence Sweet Invoice wrote: »

Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Gillette Deodorant
Gillette Shaving Gel
Disposable razors
Lacoste/Abercrombie aftershave
Clairns after shave balm
Shower gel
Brylcreem strong gel

speedboatchase wrote: »

Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Gillette Shower Gel
American Crew Post Shave Gel
Clinique Face Scuffing Lotion
Clinique Face Scrub
Clinique Face Wash
Clinique Eye Lotion
Clinique M-Lotion
Adidas Shower Gel
American Crew Fiber Wax
Sure Anti-Perspirent

Don't like aftershave/cologne

... I was impressed with those two!
I'm all for a bit of Clarins and Clinique!

soap and water will rape your skin!

Out of interest, how many guys here lied when writing down their lists?
:P

p1akuw47h5r3it

Deodrant... varies
Razor
Shavin cream
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Shampoo
Shower Gel... The new lynx one:D

Davidius

Let me think now:

Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Electric razor
Shampoo
Soap

I think that's everything.

SlickRic

we're supposed to wash?

f*ck.

Creamy Goodness

lol judging by the amount of lynx here, there must be a lot of 13 year old boys in After Hours :pac:

Xavi6

Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Shower gel (doubles as shampoo of course)
Anti-perspirant
Aftershave
Hair wax
Shaving foam
Razor

Moisturisers and all that crap are for gheys tbh

Captain-America

lisbon_lions wrote: »

Bic Razors

Why oh why do people insist on using Bic Razors. I cut myself using them twice. And when I say cut I meant I had a gash on my chin that turned in to a scab. For weeks people kept telling me I had chocolate on my chin.

It's like shaving with a pencil sharpener.

DrumSteve

colgate.

it works everywhere.

tribulus

I'm going to leave out toothpaste, toothbrush and deodarant because surely they at least should just be assumed to be in everyones set? :eek:

Muhle safety razor
Merkur blades
Proraso shaving soap
Badger brush
Glyercin old spice scented soap
Nivea alcohol free moisturiser
Nivea intensive moisturiser (rarely use this)
Clean and Clear facewash (usually use the glycerin soap instead)

Hair clippers for shaving my head
Various assorted aftershaves from birthday and Christmas presents.