My housemate is riding his girlfriend & I can hear it

easyeason3

Currently I am holed up in my room & I can hear my housemate riding his girlfriend in the front room.
My phone is in there & I need to make a call. I also don't want to have to sit on a couch that may or may not have his jizz on it.
What do I do? Or what will I say to him later?
I'm fcuking mortified.


I'm not taking pics or a video. Yes I am a selfish b!tch.

feylya

Stand outside the door and fap. Make sure they can hear you.

Random

What about live streaming?

Just go into the room. Is she hot?

Gummy Panda

Now thats what i call a sticky situation

Max Power1

feylya wrote: »

Stand outside the door and fap. Make sure they can hear you.

lol

or wait till theyve finished, walk in "accidentally", and say "well played", or alternatly ( and funnier) "finished already? that was quick"

coolkidd

ask him to tag you in . . . .

phasers

FFS join them you pussy

Sangre

Go absolutely ape****.

TheZohanS

easyeason3 wrote: »

Currently I am holed up in my room & I can hear my housemate riding his girlfriend in the front room.
My phone is in there & I need to make a call. I also don't want to have to sit on a couch that may or may not have his jizz on it.
What do I do? Or what will I say to him later?
I'm fcuking mortified.


I'm not taking pics or a video. Yes I am a selfish b!tch.

Knock on the door and tell them you're cumming in.

Yell "cmon you can do better than that"

or knock loudly on the door and say "my phone is in there and I need it - what's taking so long ye usually finish in no time"

pikachucheeks

Max Power1 wrote: »

walk in "accidentally"

I'd do that! Walk in, with your headphones in and pretend you couldn't hear the noise.
Then fake surprise and embarrassment at seeing them.

OR sneak out the front door, then come back in and slam the door behind you, so they're aware someone's in the house.

dlofnep

Send yourself a text off the internet, and keep sending them. The noise will put them off eventually..

Genghiz Cohen

The game is called Buckaroo!
Kick down the door with cameras and friends, scream "BUCKAROO MOTHER****ER!!!!!"
Grab phone make call.

pikachucheeks

dlofnep wrote: »

Send yourself a text off the internet, and keep sending them. The noise will put them off eventually..

That's a good one!

Or keep texting your mate's phone, asking if he's in the house

Abi

easyeason3 wrote: »

Currently I am holed up in my room & I can hear my housemate riding his girlfriend in the front room.
My phone is in there & I need to make a call. I also don't want to have to sit on a couch that may or may not have his jizz on it.
What do I do? Or what will I say to him later?
I'm fcuking mortified.


I'm not taking pics or a video. Yes I am a selfish b!tch.

Go in and get your fcuking phone. Who gives a shyte if they are at it? The living room is a common area. Walk in, take you phone and tell them to take it the fcuk upstairs.

AlmightyCushion

Walk into the room butt naked. Put your hands in the air. Then wave your cock from side to side and scream "Let's party!". Then jump on top of them.

My name is URL

Enter with 3 sharpies and a timestamp

slippy wicket

Record their noises, and the next time she is over, 'accidentally' play it on a pc or cd player.
Or alternatively put it up here and we can all laugh at them.:D

Gummy Panda

Abigayle wrote: »

Go in and get your fcuking phone. Who gives a shyte if they are at it? The living room is a common area. Walk in, take you phone and tell them to take it the fcuk upstairs.

Also tell them to spray air freshener as it'll probably smell like a red herring trawler in there

Hazys

Set fire to the house...that'll learn em

My name is URL

Shout at your mate and ask him if he's seen your Canesten Duo

Coriolanus

You need to ring his mother and tell her there's been an accident and can she come over.

Abi

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Also tell them to spray air freshener as it'll probably smell like a red herring trawler in there

Better still- walk in with a can of air freshner, start spraying everywhere and tell them the place smells like a red herring trawler :pac:

easyeason3

Fcuk this I'm out of here for a while.
Dirty, skinny runt riding a small elephant isn't on, I don't even know how he's managing it, he's probably after slipping it into one of her rolls of fat & thinks he hit the jackpot.

Basq

Walk into the room quietly.. and walk up right beside them and whisper in his girlfriend's ear..

"I can see your fallopian tube.. I know what you're doing and I don't like it. It's not big and it's not clever!"

Then hit them repeatedly with a chair til the shagging stops, and the blood starts.

Extreme maybe.. but it'll kill an hour or two!

phasers

vomit emote needed more than ever

dr.bollocko

WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crow71

Just burst in like the kool aid guy...oh yaaaaaa!!

RHunce

walk in and tell him hes doing it wrong

Gummy Panda

Wait.. isn't the OP a she?

Just walk in and say "She's faking it!"

bluto63

Cut a hole in the ceiling and stick a cats face down it

zAbbo

Crow71 wrote: »

Just burst in like the cooly guy...oh yaaaaaa!!

You mean the kool aid guy?

Or are you talking about some dude from the Louth mountains?

stepbar

easyeason3 wrote: »

Fcuk this I'm out of here for a while.
Dirty, skinny runt riding a small elephant isn't on, I don't even know how he's managing it, he's probably after slipping it into one of her rolls of fat & thinks he hit the jackpot.

Now now no need to be jealous....

gwhiz

easyeason3 wrote: »

Fcuk this I'm out of here for a while.
Dirty, skinny runt riding a small elephant isn't on, I don't even know how he's managing it, he's probably after slipping it into one of her rolls of fat & thinks he hit the jackpot.

Naaaaa..... he probably has rolled her in flour and aimed for the wet spot.... whip..... eeeeee..... slap the belly and ride the waves :eek:

RHunce

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjacMS7Siqw

drink the kool aid my friends

Sharpshooter

Just walk in and say " I see you haven't told him about the herpes yet"

jester77

Slow handclap when they are finished

Abi

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Just walk in and say " I see you haven't told him about the herpes yet"

Or;

"I see you haven't told her I'm pregnant yet".

Not only would the shagging stop, she's likely to beat him up.
Win / win :pac:

Brimmy

Take photos or a video.

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

The game is called Buckaroo!
Kick down the door with cameras and friends, scream "BUCKAROO MOTHER****ER!!!!!"
Grab phone make call.

Or this.

Isn't it a bit of a **** thing for them to be doing it in the sitting room when they know you're at home? Just walk in, sit down and turn on some porn. If they complain higher the volume on the tv.

Sharpshooter

Abigayle wrote: »

Or;

"I see you haven't told her I'm pregnant yet".

Not only would the shagging stop, she's likely to beat him up.
Win / win :pac:

Almost a popcorn moment.
:pac:

Vain

The op is a girl btw. I say lock every door in the house sneak into the sitting room take all the clothes and go to a friends house for a few days. The naked walk of shame should be fun.

taidghbaby

throw a bucket of water over em..........thats what you do with dogs aint it?!

CianRyan

Walk in and make a cup of tea, sit down beside them, wait five minutes and then jump up acting really surprised like you're only after just noticing what's going on.

Either that or get all your friends over and jump in at them at the same time.

MarkR

I suppose telling them to rent a room would be a bit silly. Assuming he's already renting a room.

I'd either walk in, or knock and walk in. Then you come out with..

Common area? Too ****ing common, indeed. My word.

Try wearing a monocle while saying. And a top hat would be a plus. If you could make your monocle pop out, that'd be awesome.

Knock on their door with your cock out.

galwayrush

They should be well finished by now.;)

JangoFett

In the front room?

**** that, knock on the door and go in you pussy!!

Abi

Deleted User wrote: »

Knock on their door with your cock out.

It might have to be a rampant rabbit, OP is a chick :pac:

Abigayle

Abigayle wrote: »

It might have to be a rampant rabbit, OP is a chick :pac:

rofl,

I was too lazy to read the original post. Ah well.

Hi Kazobel?

Nodin

easyeason3 wrote: »

My phone is in there & I need to make a call. I also don't want to have to sit on a couch that may or may not have his jizz on it.

And her various fluids, lets not forget......

Rayne

feylya wrote: »

Stand outside the door and fap. Make sure they can hear you.

Laughed my ass off!!!