Biggest weirdo you know!!

ImARide

Long time reader first time poster here.Just thought I'd share this with people cos I think some people are just weird. For example there was guy in my course last year and he met a girl in the course while on it but only as a friend not somebody for humping. All was going well when one day she was sitting at home watching TV and he calls her up out of the blue.

Conversation went something like this:
girl:Hello
boy:hi how are you?
girl:good, whats up.
boy: I've been thinking about where you are going to fit in in my life and I decided that you are going to be a little sister figure because I am too big and you are too small and if I ****ed you I'd break you.
girl:ah right ok mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
boy:I'll tell you more tomorrow when were smoking.
girl: ok bye

and that was it. What a weirdo!!

Another weird guy I met was in school. He is Irish but claimed to be English. Even though he is as irish as myself. He also had this habit of making stuff up. Told us one day he went to America for the weekend. But he didn't cos I called looking for him and he was down in dublin so he just makes stuff up!

So tell me. What freaks have you come across? Whos the biggest weirdo you know?

tba

your username is a bit weird

General Zod

the OP.

Turd Ferguson

I once shat lightning

/thread

3qsmavrod5twfe

A local lad called "Jimmy the Weirdo". That or the infamous Galway Knacker Dwarf!

tribulus

Ah good old Alex, where to start with him.

Actually maybe not, his shadow people are probably reading this right now.

chin_grin

I know this guy who put a "Lets party" flag in to his own turd and took a picture of it.

Also dipped his semi erect penis in to a glass of wine and then drank the glass (was at a drunken truth or dare game).

Also when that song "I'm the boss" came on at a house party in Kerry he got done and did that homer woop woop woop woop thing running in a circle.

Oh, wait............that was all me. Am I weird?

Besides, who wants to be normal? Judge not lest you be judged my dear!

Jet Black

Some guy who tried to sell me invisible string when i was in vegas.

Sean_Ludawg

I know a 40-50 year old (2 see!) that go's out to the local nightclub every Saturday night without fail wearing a tux and waist coat.
Weird

Jet Black

Oh and board's, home and friend of the weird guy.

DrumSteve

circle, I am?

Jet Black

Sean_Ludawg wrote: »

I know a 40-50 year old (2 see!) that go's out to the local nightclub every Saturday night without fail wearing a tux and waist coat.
Weird

probably still waiting on his deb's date to show up, but she was run over.

chin_grin

I also remember coming out of a Misfits gig and at the bottom of Grafton St there was a busker singing Damian Rice or some sh1t. So I decided to start a mosh pit in front of him. Go me.

The two girls that were hanging off him didn't know what the hell to do and just wandered off. Heh. Probably saved him from checking his c*ck for spots for the next few months.

InFront

This isn't related to anybody here, however I would say I hate it when people call somebody 'weird', or pass a comment like 'freak'. I actually think it is the height of rudeness in that there is nothing wrong with being different, often it is to be commended, and if you have a problem with somebody maybe you hould be more specific about it than just using terms like that.

Sorry, I just know a few girls (who I love and are really nice people) but they're not the most exciting bunch in the world and tend to use these terms about people who are just a bit eccentric in a perfectly fun way.

homerun_homer

This guy started talking to one of the girls who I was out with Friday night when I was out for a drink. we stood outside the pub and this guy was a bit drunk, a bit overweight, greasy + shoulder length hair and a cringey looking earring and he started going on about the colour of the girl's hair. He then ranted about "actually talking to this hot blonde" and pointed to the downstairs smoking area.
"Did you see her? she had blonde hair and a cap on, I couldn't believe she talked to me.... and she gave me her number.. I mean she told me she had a boyfriend and stuff.... but she gave me her number.. I was like... she was hot.... and blonde. Let me show you.."

He pulled out his phone and I thought 'crap, he took a bloody picture of her the loon', and he held up the phone to us showing us the number and the girls name above it.

Cianos

ImARide wrote: »

Long time reader first time poster here.Just thought I'd share this with people cos I think some people are just weird. For example there was guy in my course last year and he met a girl in the course while on it but only as a friend not somebody for humping. All was going well when one day she was sitting at home watching TV and he calls her up out of the blue.

Conversation went something like this:
girl:Hello
boy:hi how are you?
girl:good, whats up.
boy: I've been thinking about where you are going to fit in in my life and I decided that you are going to be a little sister figure because I am too big and you are too small and if I ****ed you I'd break you.
girl:ah right ok mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
boy:I'll tell you more tomorrow when were smoking.
girl: ok bye

and that was it. What a weirdo!!

Another weird guy I met was in school. He is Irish but claimed to be English. Even though he is as irish as myself. He also had this habit of making stuff up. Told us one day he went to America for the weekend. But he didn't cos I called looking for him and he was down in dublin so he just makes stuff up!

So tell me. What freaks have you come across? Whos the biggest weirdo you know?

Striving for normality is pretty freaky if you ask me.

ImARide

InFront wrote: »

This isn't related to anybody here, however I would say I hate it when people call somebody 'weird', or pass a comment like 'freak'. I actually think it is the height of rudeness in that there is nothing wrong with being different, often it is to be commended, and if you have a problem with somebody maybe you hould be more specific about it than just using terms like that.

Sorry, I just know a few girls (who I love and are really nice people) but they're not the most exciting bunch in the world and tend to use these terms about people who are just a bit eccentric in a perfectly fun way.

I agree! Ha! Thats why I started this. Wanna hear about them for a bit of a laugh!!

Peep O'Day

this dimitri lad i know of!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06pinaKl8o

s_carnage

Sean_Ludawg wrote: »

I know a 40-50 year old (2 see!) that go's out to the local nightclub every Saturday night without fail wearing a tux and waist coat.
Weird

Sean, they are called bouncers.

Here is a bit of information on them:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouncer_(doorman)

Jumpy

InFront wrote: »

This isn't related to anybody here, however I would say I hate it when people call somebody 'weird', or pass a comment like 'freak'. I actually think it is the height of rudeness in that there is nothing wrong with being different, often it is to be commended, and if you have a problem with somebody maybe you hould be more specific about it than just using terms like that.

Sorry, I just know a few girls (who I love and are really nice people) but they're not the most exciting bunch in the world and tend to use these terms about people who are just a bit eccentric in a perfectly fun way.

I guess you are not Irish.

AlmightyCushion

Sean_Ludawg wrote: »

I know a 40-50 year old (2 see!) that go's out to the local nightclub every Saturday night without fail wearing a tux and waist coat.
Weird

That's not weird, that's legendary.

I once knew a guy with an outie belly button. I say knew because as soon as I found out I stopped hanging out with him. Fúcking weirdo.

Wurly

I once lived with the weirdest f*cker on the planet.

He came home one midweek night p1ssed off his tits and started blaring music in his room. Even my ear plugs couldn't drown out his septic taste in music. My bed was literally jumping around the f*cking floor and not in a good way.

I walk out to give him a right telling off and there he is - door wide open, birthday suited with his girlfriend, giving her a right drilling from behind.

Clutching to my teddy bear nightdress (an unwise choice, sure.. but I was not expecting to be on show) for comfort, I think I stood there in shock for a bit too long.

And then I noticed - they were STILL going. And then 'hiya Tri - hows it going' and i'm like err.. wtf?? She says hello herself, asking how I am...

Confuddled - I wander back into my room and fall asleep to the tempo of the drilling and DJ Mark McCabe in perfect tandem.

The next day - he said nothing about it. Just acted 'normal'.

I bumped into him last year while out to dinner. I just said 'remember me?' and he goes 'I f*cked you, didn't I?'... hahahahahahha.

F*cking fruit loop.:D:pac:

damonjewel

I knew this guy who shaved his eyebrows off so that alien spies wouldn't recognise him. I think he was more mad than weird.

peanuthead

InFront wrote: »

This isn't related to anybody here, however I would say I hate it when people call somebody 'weird', or pass a comment like 'freak'. I actually think it is the height of rudeness in that there is nothing wrong with being different, often it is to be commended, and if you have a problem with somebody maybe you hould be more specific about it than just using terms like that.

Sorry, I just know a few girls (who I love and are really nice people) but they're not the most exciting bunch in the world and tend to use these terms about people who are just a bit eccentric in a perfectly fun way.

I have often seen strange behaving old men wandering about alright. But I can never slag them or call them freaks or wierdos, because the minute I think of anything like that, my conscience kicks in and makes me think about how I would feel if the old man was my own father.

Then I get all upset and feel crap about thinking they were a bit weird. Its a curse

Puddleduck

Worked with a guy that took off his suit in work to sort out files because he 'didnt want to get his suit dirty'

He also kissed me right on the mouth when I was leaving the company.

I still feel a little sick

easyeason3

Puddleduck wrote: »

Worked with a guy that took off his suit in work to sort out files because he 'didnt want to get his suit dirty'

He also kissed me right on the mouth when I was leaving the company.

I still feel a little sick

Tongues???

Puddleduck

easyeason3 wrote: »

Tongues???

No, thankfully. He was 3 times my age.

Ash.J.Williams

Trí wrote: »

I once lived with the weirdest f*cker on the planet.

He came home one midweek night p1ssed off his tits and started blaring music in his room. Even my ear plugs couldn't drown out his septic taste in music. My bed was literally jumping around the f*cking floor and not in a good way.

I walk out to give him a right telling off and there he is - door wide open, birthday suited with his girlfriend, giving her a right drilling from behind.

Clutching to my teddy bear nightdress (an unwise choice, sure.. but I was not expecting to be on show) for comfort, I think I stood there in shock for a bit too long.

And then I noticed - they were STILL going. And then 'hiya Tri - hows it going' and i'm like err.. wtf?? She says hello herself, asking how I am...

Confuddled - I wander back into my room and fall asleep to the tempo of the drilling and DJ Mark McCabe in perfect tandem.

The next day - he said nothing about it. Just acted 'normal'.

I bumped into him last year while out to dinner. I just said 'remember me?' and he goes 'I f*cked you, didn't I?'... hahahahahahha.

F*cking fruit loop.:D:pac:

brilliant!!

AnonoBoy

homerun_homer wrote: »

This guy started talking to one of the girls who I was out with Friday night when I was out for a drink. we stood outside the pub and this guy was a bit drunk, a bit overweight, greasy + shoulder length hair and a cringey looking earring and he started going on about the colour of the girl's hair. He then ranted about "actually talking to this hot blonde" and pointed to the downstairs smoking area.
"Did you see her? she had blonde hair and a cap on, I couldn't believe she talked to me.... and she gave me her number.. I mean she told me she had a boyfriend and stuff.... but she gave me her number.. I was like... she was hot.... and blonde. Let me show you.."

He pulled out his phone and I thought 'crap, he took a bloody picture of her the loon', and he held up the phone to us showing us the number and the girls name above it.

So a guy showed you the number of a girl he got a number off. What's so weird about it?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Trí wrote: »

Confuddled - I wander back into my room and fall asleep to the tempo of the drilling and DJ Mark McCabe in perfect tandem.

Wow...that guy sounds like a Maniac.

Ash.J.Williams

AnonoBoy wrote: »

So a guy showed you the number of a girl he got a number off. What's so weird about it?

I was wondering where the punchline was myself?

darkdubh

Check out the "Characters of Cork" thread .We do a special type of weirdo down here.

easyeason3

homerun_homer wrote: »

This guy started talking to one of the girls who I was out with Friday night when I was out for a drink. we stood outside the pub and this guy was a bit drunk, a bit overweight, greasy + shoulder length hair and a cringey looking earring and he started going on about the colour of the girl's hair. He then ranted about "actually talking to this hot blonde" and pointed to the downstairs smoking area.
"Did you see her? she had blonde hair and a cap on, I couldn't believe she talked to me.... and she gave me her number.. I mean she told me she had a boyfriend and stuff.... but she gave me her number.. I was like... she was hot.... and blonde. Let me show you.."

He pulled out his phone and I thought 'crap, he took a bloody picture of her the loon', and he held up the phone to us showing us the number and the girls name above it.

Are you trying to tell us you're a weirdo???

conf101

In Toronto a few years ago they closed down an asylum and let most of the patients go so in a particular area of the city there a lot of 'unique' people hanging about. there's one old guy who goes around in a wheelchair the whole time but he walks the chair along with his legs. And I once sat near to a woman in a cafe who was talking to an invisible person sitting opposite her. It turns out this guy had made some cock-up that meant the earth lost some sort of inter-galactic war and she was tearing him a new a$$hole for what he'd done. Another woman came over to her at one stage and said "hey (name), mind if I sit down?" and the woman just looked at her and said"can't you see I'm busy?"

InFront

Jumpy wrote: »

I guess you are not Irish.

You guess wrong but it's funny that you ask that because actually I think Irish people in particular have a soft spot for eccentrics. I admire a certain amount of eccentricity and don't like hearing dismissals like 'freaks and weirdos'.

I do think both are very rude and non-specific terms that in my experience are often over-used by people who might not be labeled very exciting or interesting to be around.

General Zod

Trí wrote: »

Confuddled - I wander back into my room and fall asleep to the tempo of the drilling and DJ Mark McCabe in perfect tandem.

So, was he a maniac on the dancefloor, so to speak?

General Zod

Fink Goddie wrote: »

YOUR MA!!! ..................................sorry i had to!

you really didn't.

brummytom

There's one lad in our year who's a bit of a 'character'.

E.g.; Me: Hi *******
Him: Hi, want some fcukin toast?
Me: Erm, no thanks
Him: Why ****in not?
Me: Because I'm not hungry, why dyou keep swearing?
Him: I'm not fcukin swearin
Me: 'Fcukin' is swearing
Him: No its fckin not! Fckin fckin fckin... legggyyyy! (He rubs his leg against you)

And no he doesnt have tourrettes

pikachucheeks

All the biggest weirdos I've known have been from Cork.
I live in Dublin now, but my family live in a small village very far west.
SO many strange local people!

One man got divorced from his wife, fell out with his kids and ended up spending most of his time in the pub, drowning his sorrows...
About a year ago, he actually sold everything he owned and bought a camper van, which is now permanently parked outside his bar of choice. Stumbles out of it in the morning with a foul hangover and back into the pub again :P

A friend of his also spends all his days and money in the bars - he walks home, stumbling all over the place every evening and does the same thing every morning trecking back! I was in the car with my dad once when we noticed the car in front was driving very strangely - kept driving from one side of the ditch to the other, stalling, cutting out etc...
Turns out, yer man had stolen his elderly neighbour's car when he'd been admitted to hospital, to try to make it to the pub faster :P
As you might have guessed from his driving skills, he also had no license.

Another fella, who actually owned a bar, was very odd ... he named one of his sons Adolf ... and spend most of his time chasing pheasants in his 4x4, didn't even want to eat them afterwards, just enjoyed chasing them and killing them for the hell of it

Then comes the paedophile - some of you might have heard of him on the news ; Francis Damm. He and the wheelchair bound woman he minds used to hang out outside my primary school every day, when I was a lot younger ... none of us ever thought to find it suspicious!

The police raided his house a few years ago and found thousands of images of children on his computer ... had to let him go though, as their warrant was out of date when they discovered the files! (EXACTLY the same thing had happened 10 years previous, when he'd been living in another place.)

He was a strange man - I'd see him in the shop the odd time, always bought the same things - large quantities of cat food and some packets of cigarettes. He didn't have any cats. He'd shy away in his house for another week then ...

Finally, the biggest weirdo of them;

Countless stories about him. My personal favourite was when he was cutting down a tree in my garden - sitting on a thick branch, cutting down parts of the tree when he cut the branch he was sitting on!
The tree was huge, so he fell quite a distance - When they noticed what had happened, another man and my dad went over to him to ask if he was ok. His response "I'm grand, apart from the fall" Epic!

He was the gravedigger in the local church. My dad's the priest. When a woman died, he called my dad regarding when he could dig the grave. My dad told him that she'd asked to be cremated. On the day of the funeral, the congregation were coming out of the church and were greeted by yer man on his tractor and trailer, dumping a load of manure in the church ground, out of spite that he'd been out of "a few bob".

Another good story was when he was driving through a field in his tractor - came across some men who started frantically waving and shouting at him, couldn't hear a thing, so he kept on driving towards them... ended up driving straight into this well they were digging.
While he was waiting to be rescued, petrol from the tractor leaking everywhere, stuck underground, ... he decided to pass time by lighting up a cigarette!

Funny to think that all these people live within 10 minutes of each other! Weirdos come in flocks :P

On a Dublin-related note, has anyone come across "Mandy"?
I was on the Luas red-line one night, heading into town - This man-woman got on a few stops after me.
Leopard-print coat, red dress, heels, clown-type make-up, red lipstick all over his mouth and facial hair :P

These two little head-the-balls started hassling him;
"Going home to yer fella, are ya?" and the likes.
When they got off the Luas, Mandy called them, they turned around to see what he wanted, and he lifted up his dress, exposing himself to them!
I've never seen two kids look as scared!

After that, he spent the remainder of the trip swinging off a pole, dancing in circles and crying "God loves me, even though I'm different".

Brilliant!

4zn76tysfajdxp

pikachucheeks wrote: »

My dad's the priest.

I think we have a winner!

pikachucheeks

Anabelle Little Sandstorm wrote: »

I think we have a winner!

Hahah :P

Yes, I'm weird either way ; a secret love-child OR protestant :P

anti chris-t

Nataly Echoing Shoehorn wrote: »

A local lad called "Jimmy the Weirdo". That or the infamous Galway Knacker Dwarf!

that infamous knacker drawf is a bit strange alright. If ya give him a few euro he'll kick himself on the head its hilarious.

once worked with a lad from wales who claimed to be the son of the richest man in wales. We caught him out so many times as his story was so inconsistant. He claimed he trained alot of high profile horses eg war of attrition despite the fact we showed him proof that somebody else trained him. so many stories about him but he was def the biggest weirdo i knew

InFront

InFront wrote: »

This isn't related to anybody here, however I would say I hate it when people call somebody 'weird', or pass a comment like 'freak'. I actually think it is the height of rudeness in that there is nothing wrong with being different, often it is to be commended, and if you have a problem with somebody maybe you hould be more specific about it than just using terms like that.

Sorry, I just know a few girls (who I love and are really nice people) but they're not the most exciting bunch in the world and tend to use these terms about people who are just a bit eccentric in a perfectly fun way.

Quiet you ya weirdo :P

Trí wrote: »

I once lived with the weirdest f*cker on the planet.

He came home one midweek night p1ssed off his tits and started blaring music in his room. Even my ear plugs couldn't drown out his septic taste in music. My bed was literally jumping around the f*cking floor and not in a good way.

I walk out to give him a right telling off and there he is - door wide open, birthday suited with his girlfriend, giving her a right drilling from behind.

Clutching to my teddy bear nightdress (an unwise choice, sure.. but I was not expecting to be on show) for comfort, I think I stood there in shock for a bit too long.

And then I noticed - they were STILL going. And then 'hiya Tri - hows it going' and i'm like err.. wtf?? She says hello herself, asking how I am...

Confuddled - I wander back into my room and fall asleep to the tempo of the drilling and DJ Mark McCabe in perfect tandem.

The next day - he said nothing about it. Just acted 'normal'.

I bumped into him last year while out to dinner. I just said 'remember me?' and he goes 'I f*cked you, didn't I?'...

well...............did I? :pac:

Wurly

Deleted User wrote: »

Quiet you ya weirdo :P



well...............did I? :pac:

Nope!

That is all.:)

4zn76tysfajdxp

Trí wrote: »

Nope!

That is all.:)

There was no chance of a Trísome that night, no?

Wurly

Anabelle Little Sandstorm wrote: »

There was no chance of a Trísome that night, no?

ahahahahahahaha. No - didn't fancy yer one, never mind him.

You're looking 'dashing' today, Anabelle Little Sandstorm btw... Nicest avatar so far. Now THATS the kind of look I go for.

The_Minister

homerun_homer wrote: »

This guy started talking to one of the girls who I was out with Friday night when I was out for a drink. we stood outside the pub and this guy was a bit drunk, a bit overweight, greasy + shoulder length hair and a cringey looking earring and he started going on about the colour of the girl's hair. He then ranted about "actually talking to this hot blonde" and pointed to the downstairs smoking area.
"Did you see her? she had blonde hair and a cap on, I couldn't believe she talked to me.... and she gave me her number.. I mean she told me she had a boyfriend and stuff.... but she gave me her number.. I was like... she was hot.... and blonde. Let me show you.."

He pulled out his phone and I thought 'crap, he took a bloody picture of her the loon', and he held up the phone to us showing us the number and the girls name above it.

At least he got something out of it

Sean_Ludawg

s_carnage wrote: »

Sean, they are called bouncers.

Here is a bit of information on them:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouncer_(doorman)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh........
Scarcasam
:D
Well struck in any case!

Micky Dolenz

Mask wrote: »

Some guy who tried to sell me invisible string when i was in vegas.

Go on, How much did you pay for it and do you still have it?

Ann22

I've worked with many weirdos....mainly unbalanced women who tell ridiculous lies. One from Drogheda who said she got badly sunburned once 'cos the dog next door licked all her suncream off.... years ago a flight travelling from France to the uk crashed...this girl said she was meant to get that flight but she missed it, caught the next one and from her plane window she could see all the suitcases and body parts floating in the water...she was travelling from New York ffs!! She also said she walked home from a night out with a sanitary towel stuck to the ar*e of her jeans due to a mishap in the toilet. Oh yeah...and she got lost at a concert trying to find the toilet, opened a door and marched through it pulling her trousers down only to realise she was on the stage. Oh..and she has a (girl) friend who has thick black chest hair..wtf?! I have to say, I liked her..nice weirdo.