What would be the coolest way to die?

Mac Masters

A good few days ago I was 'studying', really I was procrastinating and ended up writing a list of things to do before I die. Then I thought to end the list with dieing in the coolest and most outrageous way! :eek:

The coolest way I could think of dieing (that is not cliche) is pulled apart by snowmobiles. How cool would that be on your tombstone! :cool:

So what does everybody else think would be the coolest way to die?

phasers

Stolen from the simpsons OP, be moar original


Me: Orgy alavanche

abouttobebanned

Mid ****, aged 110.

edit: what was I thinking...post **** of course.

Sir Gallagher

Being smothered by a big pair of knockers.

niallon

On top of Angelina Jolie, massive heart attack

Replying to a sh1te thread on AH

galwayrush

Liquid Nitrogen.:p

Boots09

I personally think Frankie Boyle said it best. "drug fueled sex heart attack!!"

mink_man

in a freezer!

phasers

rarnes1 wrote: »

Replying to a sh1te thread on AH

You can die from that? Then I've cheated death about 2828 times

Kiith

Drowning in a sea of pointless pussy.

Mac Masters

phasers wrote: »

Stolen from the simpsons OP, be moar original

Oh so that's what it's from, I couldn't remember what it was from! I thought it was South Park, my bad!

mink_man

ya?

AlmightyCushion

Death by snoo snoo!

Peep O'Day

im not sure about a coolest way to die, but i would just like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers in the car.........

phasers

Peep O'Day wrote: »

im not sure about a coolest way to die, but i would just like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers in the car.........

Not cool

Fizman

While taking a dump, the cabin in which you are in collapses.

Then you get nyomed by T-Rex.

JangoFett

Being struck by a meteorite the size of a car

Manic Moran

Though it's not on my list of things to do, if I go down fighting, I guess I would consider it an honourable death. (I'm off to Afghanistan next month)

I have no 'cool' ways to die on my list, though.

NTM

Coriolanus

I remember a cool suicide from somewhere.

Basically you stand on a roof, wrap your head with a noose of piano wire and your legs in a normal noose, superglue your hands to your head, fingers downward and jump off.

If all goes to plan the person to find you sees you dangling from the roof upside down, hands holding your head the right way up.

CreepingDeath

Ploughing my car through a Fianna Fail convention.

galwayrush

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Ploughing my car through a Fianna Fail convention.

Honourable indeed, but are they worth dying for?:rolleyes:

Or damaging your car for that matter>?

Super-Rush

Drowned by squirting

CreepingDeath

galwayrush wrote: »

Honourable indeed, but are they worth dying for?:rolleyes:

Or damaging your car for that matter>?

Okay, ploughing my car through a Fianna Fail convention by remote control while being blow-jobbed to death by a Swedish all-female volleyball team.

galwayrush

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Okay, ploughing my car through a Fianna Fail convention by remote control while being blow-jobbed to death by a Swedish all-female volleyball team.

Someone else's car and it's perfect.:cool:

SoWatchaWant

Multiple bullet wounds while saving a baby from an exploding ambulance.

While dying, I'll be growling and seething angrily, kind of like Philip's death in the new Alexander film. Didn't like the film really, but I liked that part...

Gamesnash.ie: Pat

Take a leaf out of Ronan Keatings book.

( from his if tomorrow never comes video )

Get yourself a belt of a car - either lob yourself out like he did or go for a dramatic crossing the road impact, but and this is very very important - fall down in slow motion whilst singing your latest crap cover.

tony1kenobi

niallon wrote: »

On top of Angelina Jolie, massive heart attack

......as Brad Pitt slips one up your gary glitter?

cardio,shoot me

go into a large crowded room, Shout out "I have HIV" then shot my head off with a shotgun

lalee17

In a malfunctioning Chitty Chitty Bang Bang that didn't deploy its wings.

dresden8

Bet up to me bollocks in Bibi Baskin!

Or should that be in the retro forum?

RonMexico

Have a drunken sexy orgy with Megan Fox, Summer Glau and Natalie Portman in the Large Hadron Collider yoke.

sron

Riding a nuclear bomb.

STBR

With a cryonic-freezing plan.

Knowing you're about to be cryonically frozen and will be brought back to life in a few decades or however long you want - What the hell is better than that.

brennaldo

being thrown of a horse into an electric fence

halfeleven

Drug fuelled sex heart attack

Tchaikovsky

Like Richard Pryor's father: inside an 18 year old girl

chupacabra

Go to the tallest building you can find, tie chicken wire around your neck, tie the other end of wire to something solid and strong, glue your hands to your head and then jump off. The ideal situation is the chicken wire will sever your head when it runs out of slack and your body plus detatched head glued to hands will fall to the ground. To whoever discovers the remains, it will look like you pulled your own head off.

Tchaikovsky

In all likelihood, however, your head and body will both resemble mincemeat

Manic Moran

sron wrote: »

Riding a nuclear bomb.

Don't forget the cowboy hat.

NTM

Dennis the Stone

Peep O'Day wrote: »

im not sure about a coolest way to die, but i would just like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers in the car.........

I agree, it would be just great to go while asleep.

Speaking of grandfathers, my grandfather used to drive me around everywhere, so much so that my mother said "you treat your grandad like a taxi driver!"

So I did. I shot him in the head and stole his wallet.


I'd love to do a suicide bombing, on whatever day of the year the Dáil is most attended.

4zn76tysfajdxp

This is off topic but I love your sig Tago Mago.

Dennis the Stone

Thanks kind sir, with that compliment I'm ready to die now. I'm going to read Mickey Rooney's 1993 autobiography, Life Is Too Short. I should die of boredom twenty pages in.

Black Swan

Mac Masters wrote: »

The coolest way I could think of dieing

Green?

glennb

doing a 1000 foot freefall but arse naked straped into a parachute with rihanna and just as your finished the job at hand u take a swig of strongbow AND THEN YOU JUST DIE OF OLD AGE AT 22 i was thinking 80 but by then rihanna will be78 n wouldnt be cool

seamy_orr

rarnes1 wrote: »

Replying to a sh1te thread on AH

phasers wrote: »

You can die from that? Then I've cheated death about 2828 times

Things to do before you die: 'Start a **** thread on AH'

Coriolanus

chupacabra wrote: »

Go to the tallest building you can find, tie chicken wire around your neck, tie the other end of wire to something solid and strong, glue your hands to your head and then jump off. The ideal situation is the chicken wire will sever your head when it runs out of slack and your body plus detatched head glued to hands will fall to the ground. To whoever discovers the remains, it will look like you pulled your own head off.

In before ya :P http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=60385998&postcount=20

Though, can you remember where you came across that? I've been wracking my brains. The image has stayed with me, can't remember the source.

DarkJager

How about jumping out the window of a massive building with explosions and flames shooting out behind you, while you've got a scantily dressed woman on each arm? Granted they are going to die as well, and their screams will probably wreck most of the trip down, but would they really want to pass on a final moment of such sheer awesomeness? I think not...

Scrambled egg

Juggiling live hand grenades sounds fun, till you get tired :P

Warper

Being on a private jet with 15 supermodels - everyone out of their minds on drink and drugs with the rave version of Adagio for Strings blaring in the plane. You have just rode all fifteen and just finishing off a smoke when bang, the jet crashes into Bono's face.

pieye

Pruning a tree at 94:cool: