Paris Hilton Loses Her Cell Phone

markesmith

"Paris Hilton is frantically searching for her BlackBerry phone after misplacing it during her trip to France. The socialite" yada yada yada.

http://www.imdb.com/news/ns0000002/#ni0795973

This is the top story on IMDB news today.

Now maybe this should be in the Celebirty forum, or the Ranting & Raving forum...

But how is this relevant to anyone's life?

Please discuss. I would love for someone to enlighten me on how this vapid celebrity culture exists and thrives in modern society.

Boston

markesmith wrote: »

"Paris Hilton is frantically searching for her BlackBerry phone after misplacing it during her trip to France. The socialite" yada yada yada.

http://www.imdb.com/news/ns0000002/#ni0795973

This is the top story on IMDB news today.

Now maybe this should be in the Celebirty forum, or the Ranting & Raving forum...

But how is this relevant to anyone's life?

Please discuss. I would love for someone to enlighten me on how this vapid celebrity culture exists and thrives in modern society.

What type of person goes to IMDB for there world news.

markesmith

You've got the get all viewpoints.

Joey the lips

It should read virginity its a mis type!

My name is URL

Has she checked her gaping gowl?

The Master

Two old women on the train this morning were discussing ironing board covers.

I found that a lot more interesting than "blonde gobshoite" looses her phone

Celticfire

It must be relevant to you or you wouldn't have started a thread about it.

Rented Mule

How is she supposed to re-order her prescription of Valtrex now to deal with her nasty case of herpes ??

Some people are so insensitive.

......unlike Paris' gaping gowl.

Kiera

She's a stupid fugly cow. Good enough for her!

Sleipnir

Ah, but she may have certain pictures and/or videos on it that are quite personal to her.

Vain

Sleipnir wrote: »

Ah, but she may have certain pictures and/or videos on it that are quite personal to her.

But who wants to see them, not me anyway.

Relevant

Celticfire wrote: »

It must be relevant to you or you wouldn't have started a thread about it.

Don't blame me! I don't have her phone!

Saibh

The dog ate it!!

Loomis

markesmith wrote: »

"Paris Hilton is frantically searching for her BlackBerry phone after misplacing it during her trip to France. The socialite" yada yada yada.

http://www.imdb.com/news/ns0000002/#ni0795973

This is the top story on IMDB news today.

Now maybe this should be in the Celebirty forum, or the Ranting & Raving forum...

But how is this relevant to anyone's life?

Please discuss. I would love for someone to enlighten me on how this vapid celebrity culture exists and thrives in modern society.

It thrives because, even people like you who despise it, forward it to others helping it to circulate.

Mr.Lizard

She lost her cellphone? Aw that's terrible! BTW what new product does she have coming out soon that necessitated this 'accident'?

Saibh

Lizard skin handbags :pac:

Biggins

Why even post this news! Jeeze - who gives a schite!

segaBOY

Can Blackberrys take videos?

Borneo Fnctn

Saibh wrote: »

The dog ate it!!

I've seen Paris Hilton handle a mouthful before but I doubt she swallowed her own phone.

witnessmenow

I clicked into this thread hoping to see leaked private pictures that were on the phone, like the last time..... disappointing

johnny_knoxvile

Kiera wrote: »

She's a stupid fugly cow. Good enough for her!

kiera how could you call that angelic lady fugly?

I know personal attacks are frown upon on boards, but in this case i must uphold Paris' honor, you Kirea are a BIG MEANIE HEAD! And you are jealous of her talent!!!

Kiera

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

kiera how could you call that angelic lady fugly?

I know personal attacks are frown upon on boards, but in this case i must uphold Paris' honor, you Kirea are a BIG MEANIE HEAD! And you are jealous of her talent!!!

Reported for personal abuse. I am not a big meanie head!

She's a stupid bint.

Rhyme

Saibh wrote: »

The dog ate it!!

Ah here now, Nicole Ritchie isn't that bad.

Abi

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

BTW what new product does she have coming out soon that necessitated this 'accident'?

This would be closer to the truth. She probably made us a new 'movie' :rolleyes: She is one dopey bike.

Fizman

Personally I haven't been able to make it into work yet since this story broke. Devastated.

Aidric

Fizman wrote: »

Personally I haven't been able to make it into work yet since this story broke. Devastated.

Beat me to it. My heart goes out to Paris and her family.

Gummy Panda

Kiera wrote: »

Reported for personal abuse. I am not a big meanie head!

I'd love a pack of meanies now!!

Kiera

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I'd love a pack of meanies now!!

Mega meanies NYOM!

dlofnep

Didn't know they shoot porn with blackberry phones.. What a multi-talented phone!

omyatari

brave phone, finaly got away from her.

markesmith

Mr. Anderson wrote: »

It thrives because, even people like you who despise it, forward it to others helping it to circulate.

Ah now Mr. Anderson, I'm just relaying back a story that had me incredulous as to its banality. I mean, what next - Peter Andre buys iPhone? Mick Jagger spotted leaving TopShop?

Biggins wrote: »

Why even post this news! Jeeze - who gives a schite!

Got to question your motives for even posting, so! Exactly, who gives a schite - I'm just dumbfounded that it made the headlines

johnny_knoxvile

Kiera wrote: »

Mega meanies NYOM!

your still a meanie head.

Paris, you are sleeker than a Toyota Yaris,
your bumpers may not be as big,
i hate Nicole too, shes such a pig,
you love cameras flashing and popping corks,
saying "thats hot" and showing your norks,
Hilton rhymes with Stilton and i love cheese,
i will buy you a new Blackberry if you date me, PLEASE?

Turd Ferguson

32 posts on this already...shame on you AH

Fizman

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

your still a meanie head.

Paris, you are sleeker than a Toyota Yaris,
your bumpers may not be as big,
i hate Nicole too, shes such a pig,
you love cameras flashing and popping corks,
saying "thats hot" and showing your norks,
Hilton rhymes with Stilton and i love cheese,
i will buy you a new Blackberry if you date me, PLEASE?

Tubes, is that you?

Futurism

Eh...ugly...whore....gaping vagina etc.

johnny_knoxvile

Fizman wrote: »

Tubes, is that you?

No.

Tubes is a legend, but one day i will be as good.

This feels like a scene from 8 Mile.

johnny_knoxvile

Futurism wrote: »

Eh...ugly...whore....gaping vagina etc.

continued...

They say you're ugly and have a huge vagina,
but to me you're pristine and as delicate as china,
youre are an angel misconstrued as a slut,
youre pedagree and that Brittneys a mutt,
with poetry i will defend your name,
these meanies on After Hours have no shame!

Naos

Kiera wrote: »

She's a stupid fugly cow. Good enough for her!

She is not fugly.

Zadkiel

Naos wrote: »

She is not fugly.

She looks like a Thunderbird.
Just as an aside anyone seen "One night in Paris"?

Kiera

Naos wrote: »

She is not fugly.

STFU she soooo is. Her pic is beside the term rotter!

FACT :P

Naos

Zadkiel wrote: »

She looks like a Thunderbird.
Just as an aside anyone seen "One night in Paris"?

Yup, nice body.

Kiera wrote: »

STFU she soooo is. Her pic is beside the term rotter!

FACT :P

Ha, she is not fugly come on. If she hadn't the hyped up celeb status / billionaire background and you just spotted her walking down the street, you would not say she is ugly.

Kiera

Naos wrote: »

Yup, nice body.



Ha, she is not fugly come on. If she hadn't the hyped up celeb status / billionaire background and you just spotted her walking down the street, you would not say she is ugly.

I'm sorry Naos but i think she's an ugly bint. Inside and out.

Zadkiel

Kiera wrote: »

I'm sorry Naos but i think she's an ugly bint. Inside and out.

She must have another video I missed.
I agree though I don't think shes hot. ANd whats with her voice...one minute she sounds like a little girl then her voice breaks and she sounds like Barry White.

Kiera

Zadkiel wrote: »

She must have another video I missed.
I agree though I don't think shes hot. ANd whats with her voice...one minute she sounds like a little girl then her voice breaks and she sounds like Barry White.

*high five* someone with taste

Naos

When did I say she was hot?

I said she was not fugly.

As for thinking she's ugly inside & out - afraid I can only comment on the out bit considering I have no idea what she is like, bar the reports from the 'trustworthy' & 'truthful' media and we all know they're not out there just to sell papers.

Kiera

Naos wrote: »

When did I say she was hot?

I said she was not fugly.

As for thinking she's ugly inside & out - afraid I can only comment on the out bit considering I have no idea what she is like, bar the reports from the 'trustworthy' & 'truthful' media and we all know they're not out there just to sell papers.

Fair enough. I've seen her on TV and this is where I have formed MY opinion on her.

Its like an unattractive person with a great personality. Their personality takes over their looks and makes them better looking. Well its the other way round with her.

Naos

Indeed, but her looks don't change - your sense of attraction does.

I agree you can be not attracted to her, but still she is not ugly.

johnny_knoxvile

Kiera wrote: »

I'm sorry Naos but i think she's an ugly bint. Inside and out.

"inside"? She's as pure as the driven snow!

Your just an angry person Kiera, evil, unfeeling and cold like frozen peas. You obviously didn't get hugs as a child and never owned a dog, and if you did you probably beat it or shaved it.

Kiera

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

"inside"? She's as pure as the driven snow!

Your just an angry person Kiera, evil, unfeeling and cold like frozen peas. You obviously didn't get hugs as a child and never owned a dog, and if you did you probably beat it or shaved it.

Shut up, attention seeker. You're not funny.

johnny_knoxvile

Kiera wrote: »

Shut up, attention seeker. You're not funny.

you leave paris alone and we have a deal.

Kiera

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

you leave paris alone and we have a deal.

Nah. No dice.