What do you look for in a women?

lisabucks

What do you men look for in a women?

Is it

Personality

Or

Looks

Or

Something else?

liah

"You know what I really want in a girl?
Me."

Bloodhound Gang, a quote for every occasion.

AlmightyCushion

Lonely, desperate and emotionally fragile. Guaranteed lay.

Random

My penis.

Next please.

TheZohanS

Looks first, then personality, then sex, then an escape route.

Four-Percent

Blonde hair, blue eyes.

Anything else is an inferior race.

jester77

A pulse!

CutzEr

My god damn car keys, they have to be somewhere.

Borneo Fnctn

A minder.

brummytom

jester77 wrote: »

A pulse!

Ooh someone's picky

Karl Hungus

What do I look for in 'a women'?

Correct use of grammar.

4zn76tysfajdxp

lisabucks wrote: »

What do you men look for in a women?

Is it

Personality

Or

Looks

Or

Something else?

Personality, for sure. Specifically, a malleable personality.

RHRN

Random wrote: »

My penis.

Next please.

God damn you, clicked this topic thinking the exact same thing!!

Red-head

Brains

Not too serious or paranoid

Looks nyommage

But if she has a pulse and isn't repulsed she'll do...

4zn76tysfajdxp

RHRN wrote: »

God damn you, clicked this topic thinking the exact same thing!!

Why would you look for Random's penis in a woman?

Duff

Good looking. Don't care about personality cus I wouldn't intend on getting to know them that well. Don't care about how good they are in bed cus I'm a sharp shooter anyway. So yeah looks.

tony1kenobi

I'd just go through their bag for money or food....then I'd leave.

Soby

Unconsciousness

AlmightyCushion

Karl Hungus wrote: »

What do I look for in 'a women'?

Correct use of grammar.

You do realise 'Correct use of grammar' isn't a proper sentence, right? You should probably work on that before criticising others.

Abi

Duff wrote: »

Good looking. Don't care about personality cus I wouldn't intend on getting to know them that well.

I doubt any woman would want to stick around either.

ejmaztec

jester77 wrote: »

A pulse!

You're setting your sights a little high there, I think.

Karl Hungus

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

You do realise 'Correct use of grammar' isn't a proper sentence, right? You should probably work on that before criticising others.

Aye, that's why I need a woman with proper grammar to help me out.

Duff

Abigayle wrote: »

I doubt any woman would want to stick around either.

After a dose of Rohypnol I doubt they would care..

Karl Hungus

Duff wrote: »

After a dose of Rohypnol I doubt they would care..

Sedated, really? Where's the fun without the struggle? :pac:

4zn76tysfajdxp

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Sedated, really? Where's the fun without the struggle? :pac:

Not paying?

Duff

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Sedated, really? Where's the fun without the struggle? :pac:

Not paying them.

Karl Hungus

Hmm, this is all going very lolocaust.

Snowie

Is this a rhetorical question

wudangclan

seriously though,for me she has to be a slut.
cause sluts are more fun.

Disease Ridden

Deleted User wrote: »

Red-head

Brains

Not too serious or paranoid

Looks nyommage

But if she has a pulse and isn't repulsed she'll do...

Yeah right! Brainwashed yourself to go against your instincts and settle for the available minority, rather than put in the effort and try and get with the blondes and brunnettes you actually fancy??

Berty

If you look for the clitoris first you will get brownie points(pun intended if you dig too deep).

You will get more respect. You can figure out if there is a personality after that.

Dolbert

Disease Ridden wrote: »

Yeah right! Brainwashed yourself to go against your instincts and settle for the available minority, rather than put in the effort and try and get with the blondes and brunnettes you actually fancy??

Maybe he is going with what he actually fancies, rather than being brainwashed by what he's told to find attractive...

n1ck

Looks to get me there, personality to keep me there.

Disease Ridden

Dolorous wrote: »

Maybe he is going with what he actually fancies, rather than being brainwashed by what he's told to find attractive...

Were all geneticaly programmed to prefer blondes and then brunettes. In evolution there are often arbitrary traits that are considered attractive for the sake of it ie. if the momentum swings towards people finding blondes attractive in a small society, its likely to keep swinging in that direction because its considered by everybody to be a desirable trait and so people with the trait have more children, propagating the genes that built the brains that like that trait.

Although I have to say, died RED hair is really nice and lots of men seem to genuinely like it.

Karl Hungus

To be fair, I would prefer red and black haired lasses over blond or brunette.

Sharpshooter

Duff wrote: »

Good looking. Don't care about personality cus I wouldn't intend on getting to know them that well. Don't care about how good they are in bed cus I'm a sharp shooter anyway. So yeah looks.

Steps forward.
No, "I'm Sharpshooter."

FearDark

Road frontage and her own teeth.


Or as an ould lad I used tork with,


...A good bank balance and a bad heart.

Sharpshooter

Disease Ridden wrote: »

Were all geneticaly programmed to prefer blondes and then brunettes. In evolution there are often arbitrary traits that are considered attractive for the sake of it ie. if the momentum swings towards people finding blondes attractive in a small society, its likely to keep swinging in that direction because its considered by everybody to be a desirable trait and so people with the trait have more children, propagating the genes that built the brains that like that trait.

Although I have to say, died RED hair is really nice and lots of men seem to genuinely like it.

Oh you mean girls whose hair is to dye for.
:pac:

midlandsmissus

T&A

Why didn't you ask what do you look for in the opposite sex?

Bloody male dominated after hours!!

AckwelFoley

What do i look for in Women?

Nothing - im engaged. She'd cut my cock off and pickle it if she caught looking at another woman

I look for woman that fulfill all the following:


-HAVE BIG BOOBIES!!1!1!!!1111!!!
-Could suck a bowling ball through a seel pipe
-can put her legs behing her head - but will settle if she manages to get them behind my head.
-Can take a puch
-Wont tell her parents


I hope t'fcuk my fiance doesnt know how to read spoilers

midlandsmissus

Disease Ridden wrote: »

Were all geneticaly programmed to prefer blondes and then brunettes. In evolution there are often arbitrary traits that are considered attractive for the sake of it ie. if the momentum swings towards people finding blondes attractive in a small society, its likely to keep swinging in that direction because its considered by everybody to be a desirable trait and so people with the trait have more children, propagating the genes that built the brains that like that trait.

Although I have to say, died RED hair is really nice and lots of men seem to genuinely like it.

That aint true, I know guys who only go for brunettes

Ruu_Old

A nice, shapely bottom.

Karl Hungus

Ruu wrote: »

A nice, shapely bottom.

Of course, they all have lovely bottoms.

taidghbaby

treasure....i'm indian!

ChocolateSauce

Depends where in her I'm poking around.

easyeason3

ChocolateSauce wrote: »

Depends where in her I'm poking around.

Oh sweet Jesus the tone has been lowered a good bit with this comment :eek:

RonMexico

The inner whore?

Mrmoe

A vagina. Too many good looking lady boys around these days. I won't be caught a second time.

SoWatchaWant

I look for beauty first and foremost... for a keeper I'd want someone that makes my heart beat in my throat, and feel weak at the knees.

After that, I like confidence, grace, flirty eyes, and... well, the ability to talk with her for hours on end about normally boring stuff, with enthusiasm

towel401

nice big thighs

Disease Ridden

midlandsmissus wrote: »

That aint true, I know guys who only go for brunettes

But ultimately they are likely to find a big buxom blonde more attractive than a big buxom brunnete; they only prefer brunettes because of the commonly acknowledged situation that blondes, being the most naturally attractive on average, wield more control over the person they are with and also have, on average, more power to be picky.

So lads consciously pursue brunettes because they are less hassle for them and are usually, on average, nicer people; obviously all these things I'm saying are "all other things being equal" type statements!