The Rules of Hooking Up!

danh789

I think its time we put together a definitive list of the Rules you should go by when hooking up! I’ll get things started with a few of my own favourites:

The Rule of 7. Divide your age in half and add 7. This is the youngest age a person you try to pull can be (for me its 18!).

The 3 Day Rule. You must wait 3 days before calling or texting someone that you exchange numbers with on a night out.

The Rule of 2. Never try to pull any that you would rate as being 2 places higher of lower than you on the 1-10 scale.

The 10 to 2 Rule. If its 10 to 2 in a Night Club and you still haven’t pulled then the Rule of 2 no longer count. You are allowed try anyone and everyone to try and get lucky.

The Rule of 3. Whatever number of girls a guy says he has slept with you divide by 3 to get the real answer. Whatever number of guys a girls says she has slept with you multiply by 3 to get the real answer.

What other of these type rules do you know of go by on a night out?

Puddleduck

Never pay any attention to dating rules

dan719

This is loike, totally awesome loike.*

















*May be sarcasm

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

danh789 wrote: »

I think its time we put together a definitive list of the Rules you should go by when hooking up! I’ll get things started with a few of my own favourites:

The Rule of 7. Divide your age in half and add 7. This is the youngest age a person you try to pull can be (for me its 18!).

The 3 Day Rule. You must wait 3 days before calling or texting someone that you exchange numbers with on a night out.

The Rule of 2. Never try to pull any that you would rate as being 2 places higher of lower than you on the 1-10 scale.

The 10 to 2 Rule. If its 10 to 2 in a Night Club and you still haven’t pulled then the Rule of 2 no longer count. You are allowed try anyone and everyone to try and get lucky.

The Rule of 3. Whatever number of girls a guy says he has slept with you divide by 3 to get the real answer. Whatever number of guys a girls says she has slept with you multiply by 3 to get the real answer.

What other of these type rules do you know of go by on a night out?

Jesus, you're worse than some of the Germans over here.

stevoman

RULE 1 - Its not f*cking called "hooking up", this is Ireland, not Beverly Hills.

TheZohanS

stevoman wrote: »

RULE 1 - Its not f*cking called "hooking up", this is Ireland, not Beverly Hills.

You can trust this man, he's a Mod for it.

SoupyNorman

danh789 wrote: »

I think its time we put together a definitive list of the Rules you should go by when hooking up! I’ll get things started with a few of my own favourites:

The Rule of 7. Divide your age in half and add 7. This is the youngest age a person you try to pull can be (for me its 18!).

The 3 Day Rule. You must wait 3 days before calling or texting someone that you exchange numbers with on a night out.

The Rule of 2. Never try to pull any that you would rate as being 2 places higher of lower than you on the 1-10 scale.

The 10 to 2 Rule. If its 10 to 2 in a Night Club and you still haven’t pulled then the Rule of 2 no longer count. You are allowed try anyone and everyone to try and get lucky.

The Rule of 3. Whatever number of girls a guy says he has slept with you divide by 3 to get the real answer. Whatever number of guys a girls says she has slept with you multiply by 3 to get the real answer.

What other of these type rules do you know of go by on a night out?

This is really, really sad...even for AH.


Baby jesus is crying.

bm365

My God people lighten up, I think the OP was only having a bit of fun. The recession is really turning us into a bunch of boring old farts. Someone mentioned the Germans in a post, well soon even they WILL be more craic then the Irish the way things are going.

toiletduck

danh789 wrote: »

What other of these type rules do you know of go by on a night out?

My only rule is to go out and have a good time, what happens happens.



Oh and no water buffaloes.

johnny_knoxvile

OP sounds like someone with OCD!

Its funny that this thread appears followin the After Hours drinks announcement.

bm365

The Lemon Law Rule: The Lemon Law gives a person 5 minutes to decide if the date will go on the rest of the night or not. They can call the date off for any reason in the first 5 minutes, avoiding bad dates.

Mr.Lizard

Rule 1 of Dating : People on AH are dateless wonders.

Rule 2: Refer to Rule 1.

mikom

danh789 wrote: »

I think its time we put together a definitive list of the Rules you should go by when hooking up! I’ll get things started with a few of my own favourites:

The Rule of 7. Divide your age in half and add 7. This is the youngest age a person you try to pull can be (for me its 18!).

The 3 Day Rule. You must wait 3 days before calling or texting someone that you exchange numbers with on a night out.

The Rule of 2. Never try to pull any that you would rate as being 2 places higher of lower than you on the 1-10 scale.

The 10 to 2 Rule. If its 10 to 2 in a Night Club and you still haven’t pulled then the Rule of 2 no longer count. You are allowed try anyone and everyone to try and get lucky.

The Rule of 3. Whatever number of girls a guy says he has slept with you divide by 3 to get the real answer. Whatever number of guys a girls says she has slept with you multiply by 3 to get the real answer.

What other of these type rules do you know of go by on a night out?

It's sh1te like that has the country ruined.

SoWatchaWant

"If she's old enough to bleed, she's bleedin old enough"

Naos

The rules are, there are no rules.

Also you rate yourself out of 10 in looks? Hahahah.

monkeyfudge

danh789 wrote: »

The 3 Day Rule. You must wait 3 days before calling or texting someone that you exchange numbers with on a night out.

Recently a girl waited just two days before calling me. You can bet I told that brazen hussey what to go do with herself.

4zn76tysfajdxp

bm365 wrote: »

My God people lighten up, I think the OP was only having a bit of fun. The recession is really turning us into a bunch of boring old farts. Someone mentioned the Germans in a post, well soon even they WILL be more craic then the Irish the way things are going.

You're the one who mentioned the fúcking recession!

bm365

Brady Warm Penlight wrote: »

You're the one who mentioned the fúcking recession!

Aahh I know I did. I kind of needed to mention it to make my point

P.C.

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Recently a girl waited just two days before calling me. You can bet I told that brazen hussey what to go do with herself.

Glad to see you are following the rules. :rolleyes:

Relevant

OP, you are 22? Do you actually talk like an extra from an american pie film?

The only rule you need is "If she has a furry muff, she is almost old enough"

david

stevoman wrote: »

RULE 1 - Its not f*cking called "hooking up", this is Ireland, not Beverly Hills.

I prefer:

"Getting the shift"
or
"Sticking the head in"

YFlyer

danh789 wrote: »

I think its time we put together a definitive list of the Rules you should go by when hooking up! I’ll get things started with a few of my own favourites:

The Rule of 7. Divide your age in half and add 7. This is the youngest age a person you try to pull can be (for me its 18!).

The 3 Day Rule. You must wait 3 days before calling or texting someone that you exchange numbers with on a night out.

The Rule of 2. Never try to pull any that you would rate as being 2 places higher of lower than you on the 1-10 scale.

The 10 to 2 Rule. If its 10 to 2 in a Night Club and you still haven’t pulled then the Rule of 2 no longer count. You are allowed try anyone and everyone to try and get lucky.

The Rule of 3. Whatever number of girls a guy says he has slept with you divide by 3 to get the real answer. Whatever number of guys a girls says she has slept with you multiply by 3 to get the real answer.

What other of these type rules do you know of go by on a night out?

The 3 Second Rule. Once she noticed you,and you are not doing anything at that time, like talking to others, you should approach her.

Loomis

If, on a one night stand, you are offered the 'wrong one' because aunt Flo is visiting you marry her on the spot or politely excuse yourself and leave.
There is no middle ground.

AnonoBoy

danh789 wrote: »

I think its time we put together a definitive list of the Rules you should go by when hooking up! I’ll get things started with a few of my own favourites:

The Rule of 7. Divide your age in half and add 7. This is the youngest age a person you try to pull can be (for me its 18!).

The 3 Day Rule. You must wait 3 days before calling or texting someone that you exchange numbers with on a night out.

The Rule of 2. Never try to pull any that you would rate as being 2 places higher of lower than you on the 1-10 scale.

The 10 to 2 Rule. If its 10 to 2 in a Night Club and you still haven’t pulled then the Rule of 2 no longer count. You are allowed try anyone and everyone to try and get lucky.

The Rule of 3. Whatever number of girls a guy says he has slept with you divide by 3 to get the real answer. Whatever number of guys a girls says she has slept with you multiply by 3 to get the real answer.

What other of these type rules do you know of go by on a night out?

Excellent. At last advice on picking up chicks from some virgin student on the internet! I can finally go out and 'break me off some' in some 'phat punani'

Thanks OP. Youz da bomb!

The_Minister

Rule of Spanner: The girl that you tried to chat up will go home with an asshole.

antodeco

Rule 12: If theres dark light, you can 'claim' you didnt mean to stick it in her gicker.

Gummy Panda

danh789 wrote: »

I think its time we put together a definitive list of the Rules you should go by when hooking up! I’ll get things started with a few of my own favourites:

The Rule of 7. Divide your age in half and add 7. This is the youngest age a person you try to pull can be (for me its 18!).

The 3 Day Rule. You must wait 3 days before calling or texting someone that you exchange numbers with on a night out.

The Rule of 2. Never try to pull any that you would rate as being 2 places higher of lower than you on the 1-10 scale.

The 10 to 2 Rule. If its 10 to 2 in a Night Club and you still haven’t pulled then the Rule of 2 no longer count. You are allowed try anyone and everyone to try and get lucky.

The Rule of 3. Whatever number of girls a guy says he has slept with you divide by 3 to get the real answer. Whatever number of guys a girls says she has slept with you multiply by 3 to get the real answer.

What other of these type rules do you know of go by on a night out?

I don't believe you are 22 years old. Maybe 14-16 years old.

HJ Simpson

Mr. Anderson wrote: »

If, on a one night stand, you are offered the 'wrong one' because aunt Flo is visiting you marry her on the spot or politely excuse yourself and leave.
There is no middle ground.

You sir are a hero and deserve thanks!!!

danh789

OMG relax! This is just meant to be a bit of fun, I thought thats what AH was all about!!

Karoma

danh789: don't listen to them. They're just jealous of you, your system, and the vast quantities of Rohypnol you have.

AnonoBoy

danh789 wrote: »

OMG relax! This is just meant to be a bit of fun, I thought thats what AH was all about!!

Loike I totally know. :rolleyes: LOLZ, OMG, ROTFLMAO, BYOB,

So saaaaaadddd!

Slideshowbob

If you are one of Ireland's top chat show hosts and consider yourself to be very intelligent; then just try to get a smart girl on your show a few years younger than you. She could for instance be a teacher with a scientific beackground. If she is beautiful (perhaps an ex-entrant in lovely girl competition) thats a bonus!

AlmightyCushion

Rule 47: If you actually want to have sex at some stage of your life then ignore all other rules.

danh789

I wouldn't be so quick to call other people sad if I were you:

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Go f*ck yourself Tubridy. Give us back Aoibheann NiSuillbheain!!!!

What, you planning on making your move then??

I say fair play to Tubridy for scoring Aoibheann, although I'm not so sure about the rule of 7 with this relationship!!

Zapho

YFlyer wrote: »

The 3 Second Rule. Once she noticed you,and you are not doing anything at that time, like talking to others, you should approach her.

The 5 Second Rule. If you drop her on the floor, you've got 5 seconds to pick her up again before she gets covered in germs. After 5 seconds, you just gotta leave her there*.









*this may have been a bastardisation of another popular rule.

YFlyer

Zapho wrote: »

The 5 Second Rule. If you drop her on the floor, you've got 5 seconds to pick her up again before she gets covered in germs. After 5 seconds, you just gotta leave her there*.









*this may have been a bastardisation of another popular rule.

You can pick her off the floor after more than 5 seconds if nobody else is around.

bm365

YFlyer wrote: »

You can pick her off the floor after more than 5 seconds if nobody else is around.

Yeah but you would feel a bit guilty about "eating" her after that!!!

YFlyer

Not if I was drunk

dsmythy

Rule number 87.2.3

Listen to what these two have to say on sexual matters. (contains bad language)

tony1kenobi

Mr. Anderson wrote: »

If, on a one night stand, you are offered the 'wrong one' because aunt Flo is visiting you marry her on the spot or politely excuse yourself and leave.
There is no middle ground.

Can we clarify, for novices, you are permitted to check for testicles before commitment.

AnonoBoy

danh789 wrote: »

What, you planning on making your move then??

I say fair play to Tubridy for scoring Aoibheann, although I'm not so sure about the rule of 7 with this relationship!!

The Quote from other threads rule: Don't bother doing it because it's irrelevant.

OMG, LOLZ!!!!!

Zapho

YFlyer wrote: »

You can pick her off the floor after more than 5 seconds if nobody else is around.

Nice

i didn't do it

Karoma wrote: »

danh789: don't listen to them. They're just jealous of you, your system, and the vast quantities of Rohypnol you have.

i was wondering who stole all them Rohypnol now i know:D:D

jester77

The first rule of dating is there are no rules!

There was the old rule: If there's grass on the pitch play ball, but in these modern times you'd only be playing handball if you adhered to that rule!

Wurly

danh789 wrote: »

I think its time we put together a definitive list of the Rules you should go by when hooking up! I’ll get things started with a few of my own favourites:

The Rule of 7. Divide your age in half and add 7. This is the youngest age a person you try to pull can be (for me its 18!).

The 3 Day Rule. You must wait 3 days before calling or texting someone that you exchange numbers with on a night out.

The Rule of 2. Never try to pull any that you would rate as being 2 places higher of lower than you on the 1-10 scale.

The 10 to 2 Rule. If its 10 to 2 in a Night Club and you still haven’t pulled then the Rule of 2 no longer count. You are allowed try anyone and everyone to try and get lucky.

The Rule of 3. Whatever number of girls a guy says he has slept with you divide by 3 to get the real answer. Whatever number of guys a girls says she has slept with you multiply by 3 to get the real answer.

What other of these type rules do you know of go by on a night out?

What if you're sh1t at maths?? You could do the sums wrong and end up in some less than ideal situations.

/looks in the attic for abacus

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

dsmythy wrote: »

Rule number 87.2.3

Listen to what these two have to say on sexual matters. (contains bad language)

"Why do like like riding hippos?"
Class! Can see that taking over from Yore Ma!
That or
"It went all the way up my gowl and it's ****in' big!"

dsmythy

danh789 wrote: »

The Rule of 7. Divide your age in half and add 7. This is the youngest age a person you try to pull can be (for me its 18!).

So that's 19.5 years and upwards for me. Damn that leaves me a fortnight off scoring your one! Now it's impossible!

toiletduck wrote: »

My only rule is to go out and have a good time, what happens happens.

The way to be.

dsmythy

Trí wrote: »

What if you're sh1t at maths?? You could do the sums wrong and end up in some less than ideal situations.

/looks in the attic for abacus

Setting a trend.

Bring your abacus out on the town.

Acacia

I don't think the whole dating rules thing works very well here, because we didn't have a dating culture until very recently. In our parents' time, 'dating' was going down to the local 'dance' or the 'pic-churs' and if you were very, very lucky copping a feel under the girl's woolly jumper. Mind you, you had to marry her then, just in case holding hands and touching her tit knocked her up.

Much simpler times.

Turd Ferguson

I dont need rules for "hooking up" as I have recently aquired over 1 million date rape pills...

<_<
>_>

Insect Overlord

Rules are for squares man, like, geez!