The Ridiculous Supplement Ads Thread

kevpants

I stumbled across one of these ads in my "recommended for you" section in Youtube. They absolutely crack me up.

This one is great. Constant scrolling of words like "anabolic" and "testosterone" across the screen to thrash metal music then they throw in a 3D diagional line graph and the phrase "GH Potentiator". Epic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzGIFWpHFow

Another Muscletech one. Normal muscle ---> White thingies ---> AWESOMENESS!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC74a9_wE1A

And finally. Sexxxxxyyy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhOjfb7OdcY

Dovers

I love the scientific image of the cell in the second one and the "key muscle building ingredients" making it expand and radiate. Man what horses***e.

Where can I buy it?

Brian?

The first 2 have the best voice overs.........EVER!

gnolan

Don't forget "Powerthirst".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

PeakOutput

man were can i get the first two even his voice is manly

jethrodublin

so your telling me my new tub of muscle tech halo isn't 128794127046897237892398% more anabolic than every other protein every sold???

cardio,shoot me

power thirst 2 is also funny :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk

accensi0n

I wonder if the white stuff in the second vid is the same stuff pantene put into hair?

WolfForager

:O Must have some! I love the way they throw big words in your face to try and wow you. I'm only rarely influenced by big words!

jayoo

:pac:Wow they sound brill
Hmmmmm maybe if i take these and go to Educo gym, which is advertised in a free newspaper which is handed around galway, i will win Mr Olympia next year. I mean this gym says that in 12 days i can lose 7.5 pounds of fat and gain 3 pounds lean muscle:pac:

So combined i will easily win. Ya go me

How is it even legal to advertise this ****????

brianthebard

Advertisers have underused the selling potential of trash metal in the past. No longer! *solos*

rubadub

kevpants wrote: »

and the phrase "GH Potentiator".

The yelp from yer man when after they say that was class.

I am on the same stuff as Arnie, time to hit the gymjim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXe4ZNdhOIU

chrism2007

rubadub wrote: »

The yelp from yer man when after they say that was class.

I am on the same stuff as Arnie, time to hit the gymjim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXe4ZNdhOIU

i thought this was arnies favourite supplement? :pac::pac::pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKAURFR2a2E