Which type of animal would u most like to kick square in the nuts?

Hazys

and not have PETA complaining about animal cruelty.

Wat animal pisses you off the most and deserves a good kick in the balls?

For me its cats, i cant stand them, there a bunch of ****. I slept on the couch of a friends over the weekend, to wake up about 5 in the morning to her cat sitting on the top of the couch next to my head, hissing at me. After shouting "Fcuk off cat" several times and the cat not moving i had to gently push the cat off the couch with a cushion (i wouldn't really hit an 'innocent' animal but that cat would have deserved it).

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SV

A grizzly bear.

Not that they piss me off, i just think kickin one in the balls would be hilarious.

Jesus Wept

I doubt he'd see it that way.

togster

I'd prefer to kick some people in the nuts

Ann22

Lorraine Kelly. She's not a proper animal and she probably hasn't got any nuts but I'd like to kick the sh*t out of her anyway. The incessant twittery giggling is enough to make me cry with frustration.:mad:

destroyer

The "celebrity" animal.






think simon cowell

the_syco

OP: blow air at the cat. This gets rid of most animals. That, or put a water bottle nearby. Cats don't seem to like bottles of water.

keano_afc

+1 on cats.

Any animal that chooses to hide its own excrement for its unsuspecting owner to find months later deserves a boot. Also, you can feed them banquets for days and they'd still rather rob a bit off your own plate. Evil, selfish animals.

AnonoBoy

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Wreck

Hazys wrote: »

and not have PETA complaining about animal cruelty.

Wat animal pisses you off the most and deserves a good kick in the balls?

Right at this moment, you. And PETA don't give a fcuk about you either, so no worries there.

Valmont

Definitely a grizzly bear, I hate those things so much.

Dravokivich

fecking hate cats myself also... but they seem to know that and avoid me when they can...

I'd like to kick a turtle in the nuts though...

niceirishfella

Earwigs...........but do they have balls?

kwestfan08

Valmont wrote: »

Definitely a grizzly bear, I hate those things so much.

+1 on the grizzly bear although any bear would do because when your kicking a bear in the sack there isn't much time to distinguish between them unless you like getting eaten

Galvasean

A squirrel (geddit? :pac:)

And no, earwigs don't have nuts

Gone Drinking

Mary Harney

upmeath

A pigeon, closely followed by a cat. Although I don't think pigeons would mind being kicked as much as cats would. Cats seem to need mankind at least on some level, maybe not as much as dogs do though.
Our cat moans, whines and whinges from one end of the day to the other and it gets plenty of food and petting, I'd love to send it into orbit sometimes!

So I guess it's a photo finish between the feline and the winged rat.

Dublin_Gunner

Galvasean wrote: »

A squirrel (geddit? :pac:)

Damn you! Got there just before me!! lol

eddiehead

SV wrote: »

A grizzly bear.

Not that they piss me off, i just think kickin one in the balls would be hilarious.

I think watching somebody kick a grizzly bear in the nuts would be hilarious too.....from a distance like....with a decent camera phone

Dublin_Gunner

eddiehead wrote: »

I think watching somebody kick a grizzly bear in the nuts would be hilarious too.....from a distance like....with a decent camera phone

Already been done.

25s FTW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1UfCfxlU

cdb

Wouldn't do it myself but this mutt gets nicely nailed in the nads...

http://www.break.com/index/she-has-a-boyfriend.html from 02:36

Rebelheart

Hazys wrote: »

Which type of animal would u most like to kick square in the nuts? and not have PETA complaining about animal cruelty.
Wat animal pisses you off the most and deserves a good kick in the balls?

The rat in the anorak. Without question.

Captain Darling

The thing that separates us from animals is the power of reason, you cant fault any animal for being the way it is, its just what they do to survive. Whereas alot of people choose to be cnuts, and just are cnuts.

I'd kick a thick human in the knackers any day over an animal.

eddiehead

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

Already been done.

25s FTW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1UfCfxlU

How did I not think of that ad?:eek: It's brilliant, go John west!

eddiehead

Rebelheart wrote: »

The rat in the anorak. Without question.

This chap?

SV

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

Already been done.

25s FTW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1UfCfxlU

What do ya know..it was hilarious :D:D:D

Captain Darling wrote: »

The thing that separates us from animals is the power of reason, you cant fault any animal for being the way it is, its just what they do to survive. Whereas alot of people choose to be cnuts, and just are cnuts.

I'd kick a thick human in the knackers any day over an animal.

I dunno about that now, I can think of a few cats that are intentional cnuts.
It's all in the eyes..

johnny_knoxvile

i would like to kick lumps out of twinky winky, the Teletubbies, Eddie Hobbs, Paris Hilton, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Eminem, Bertie Ahern, Biffo, and whatever gave birth to Lady Gaga... All stupid animals that deserve a kicking.

Dublin_Gunner

Rebelheart wrote: »

The rat in the anorak. Without question.

The meerkat?

deco05ie

Cats are like David hasselhoff, only good on the internet.

cherryghost

the one animal that deserves to be kicked in the balls from any other animal in the world is a badger.

skywalker_208

cats.. fkin hate them! dirty sly smelly creatures!

patmac

Pretty lame thread tbh, for all those people who would like to kick a grizzly, I suggest you meet up and head to Canada around September time when they are getting ready to hibernate and have a go. Don't forget to bring your camera and maybe you could sell your video to channel 4 like this lad:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Treadwell

My name is URL

I had to pay 250 euro to have my cat's tooth removed today.

Ain't that a kick in the nuts

upmeath

My name is URL wrote: »

I had to pay 250 euro to have my cat's tooth removed today.

Ain't that a kick in the nuts

Could have paid a fraction of that to have it put down... or simply taken a few stones and an empty coal bag to the nearest body of water

That is a loved cat

Dublin_Gunner

Yeah give it a proper burial maybe - a 'live' one ........... **evil grin**

Captain-America

Lady GaGa.

Mr.Lizard

I'd like to kick a rabbit in the nuts. I'd pick the thing up and dropkick it about 50yards.

DubMedic

LUAS Inspectors

marcsignal

Twink

niceirishfella

marcsignal wrote: »

Twink

Defo.......................:p

Archeron

Panda bears. Who the feck do they think they are anyway?

ScumLord

My name is URL wrote: »

I had to pay 250 euro to have my cat's tooth removed today.

Ain't that a kick in the nuts

Is that cat Russian by any chance? Because in Russia...

AckwelFoley

Which type of animal would u most like to kick square in the nuts?

My fiance' mother

niceirishfella

Archeron wrote: »

Panda bears. Who the feck do they think they are anyway?

and if you're going to mention them, you gotta throw Koala's into the equation.........little cutesey c*nts.

niceirishfella

snyper wrote: »

My fiance' mother

she might say the same about you:pac:

liah

Yet another vote for cats.

Smug bastards.

My name is URL

liah wrote: »

Yet another vote for cats.

Smug bastards.

That's why I like cats. Dogs are common as muck and don't bring you dead mice

shamblertine

I fcukin hate hyena's, bunch of spineless bullies. Can't go toe to toe with a lion so they get about 20 of their mates to gang up. They're ugly fcukers too and they make that awful awful sound.

CommieBaz

An Iranian Jurd. It can do 100 pelvic thrusts per second. Those bastards need to be slowed down for their own good!

nlgbbbblth

Dogs

What noble animals!

Show fear and they attack you. How brave is that?