Your Dragon's Den Ideas?

Armin_Tamzarian

What sort of ideas do you geniuses have for Dragon's Den?
I watched some of it earlier and some of the ideas on it were brutal.
I can't think of anything myself.

Well, except for breeding mutant, 3-legged chickens to make bigger snackboxes with.

HashSlinging

Solar powered type writer, hope we get some nice weather to test it.

The Pontiac

I'm hardly going to tell everyone.

Watch the series next year to find out.

Schism

Bullet Ball!

Sam Vimes

Underwater fire extinguisher

My name is URL

A helmet with a suction device attached so that you can safely and steadilly fall asleep on public transport by sticking your head to the glass

bigslick

My name is URL wrote: »

A helmet with a suction device attached so that you can safely and steadilly fall asleep on public transport by sticking your head to the glass

Calling Niall O'Farrell now with this idea!!! And yes i have his mobile number!!!! He'll give me billions!!

Gone Drinking

A girlfriend who doesn't nag all the time, i'll buy it

Armin_Tamzarian

My name is URL wrote: »

A helmet with a suction device attached so that you can safely and steadilly fall asleep on public transport by sticking your head to the glass

You sir are a thief http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a288_j5.jpg

sorrywhat

Gone Drinking wrote: »

A girlfriend who doesn't nag all the time, i'll buy it

ditto on the boyfriend front

Id invent something to prevent me from hearing other people eating without having to leave the table/room they are in/ Id love that!

Armin_Tamzarian

sorrywhat wrote: »

ditto on the boyfriend front

Id invent something to prevent me from hearing other people eating without having to leave the table/room they are in/ Id love that!

Uhhh, ear-plugs or ear-defenders?

Genghiz Cohen

sorrywhat wrote: »

ditto on the boyfriend front

Id invent something to prevent me from hearing other people eating without having to leave the table/room they are in/ Id love that!

A gun?

sorrywhat

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

A gun?

I prefer this but as I cant really shoot them something different would be better.


I cant put ear plugs in my ears.

ShagNastii

A ten foot tall toilet for people like myself, who enjoy the sound of a satisfying plop whilst having a shite

CreepingDeath

ShagNastii wrote: »

A ten foot tall toilet for people like myself, who enjoy the sound of a satisfying plop whilst having a shite

Shouldn't that be ten foot deep ?
Or are you planning some form of dive-bombing zip-line above it ?

Anyways it's probably easier just to just a hole in the floor upstairs and let it drop into the downstairs toilet.

sorrywhat

The_Coon wrote: »

Uhhh, ear-plugs or ear-defenders?

What are ear defenders?? Little men that sit on your shoulder with pointy sticks waiting to attack?

383Ger

Gonna invent the wheel!

CreepingDeath

What I REALLY want, is a form of electro-magnetic pulse weapon for the commute into work.

It would send a high pitched screeching sound into headphones, (probably by induction) to punish those annoying skangers who play them really loud.

* I already have a small fm radio jammer from eBay. You tune it into a radio station and it blankets it with white noise up up to 10 meters. That was fun, but so hard to keep a straight face on the bus.

Genghiz Cohen

CreepingDeath wrote: »

What I REALLY want, is a form of electro-magnetic pulse weapon for the commute into work.

It would send a high pitched screeching sound into headphones, (probably by induction) to punish those annoying skangers who play them really loud.

* I already have a small fm radio jammer from eBay. You tune it into a radio station and it blankets it with white noise up up to 10 meters. That was fun, but so hard to keep a straight face on the bus.

Combine with a porn soundtrack...

nice1franko

an ashtray for motorbikes

zuroph

a doughnut with the jam on the outside so you dont get all that sugar all over your fingers and face..

Snowie

I have an idea tho im not bringing it to some dragons den im going striaght to the suplier's...

The Master

My Idea...

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you know , for kids?

DarkJager

I have an idea for a portable oven that plays a looped recording of people screaming in terror when you put something in and turn it on. It will make cooking chicken/beef so much more interesting!

genericguy

I'm SOOOO tempted to put something here about ryan rubbery on the late late show...

CreepingDeath

A junk mail filter... stops people putting junk mail and charity clothing collection stickers through your letter box.

Should be simply enough, only allow white and brown paper wrapped items.

The Pontiac

Sometimes the simplest ideas are the best. Simple

Denerick

I've developed a perpetual motion machine. Looking for a patent at the moment and hope to bring it to the Den soon enough.

genericguy

CreepingDeath wrote: »

A junk mail filter... stops people putting junk mail and charity clothing collection stickers through your letter box.

Should be simply enough, only allow white and brown paper wrapped items.

Could such a device be modified so as to prevent the entry of bills through the letterbox?

CreepingDeath

genericguy wrote: »

Could such a device be modified so as to prevent the entry of bills through the letterbox?

Yes, just scan it for any letters that say "return to PO Box" on them.
They're usually the bills.

genericguy

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Yes, just scan it for any letters that say "return to PO Box" on them.
They're usually the bills.

Niiiiiice! And you want how much for 50% equity?

Aodan83

Something that punches people in the face when they start an argument on youtube. This is why!!

falipo

Room temperature fire

Dartz

Electric cars powered by small nuclear reactors controlled by computers.

Pro's
Unlimited fuel (ish).
Zero emissions
Abundant fuel source.
Excuse to drive *extremely* safely.

Con's.
An atomic holocaust if you crash.

ryantubridy

A bag attatched to your arse to capture your farts, to be released later on at an appropriate time.

My name is URL

ryantubridy wrote: »

A bag attatched to your arse to capture your farts, to be released later on at an appropriate time.

When would emptying a bag of farts be more appropriate than just farting?

I'm out

toiletduck

Dartz wrote: »

Electric cars powered by small nuclear reactors controlled by computers.

Pro's
Unlimited fuel (ish).
Zero emissions
Abundant fuel source.
Excuse to drive *extremely* safely.

Con's.
An atomic holocaust if you crash.

That's old man, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Nucleon

SV

ryantubridy wrote: »

A bag attatched to your arse to capture your farts, to be released later on at an appropriate time.

As we all know, women don't fart. This product is sexist and for that reason I'm out.

Ross_Mahon

Hello McFly! Anybody Home?

WindSock

My name is URL wrote: »

A helmet with a suction device attached so that you can safely and steadilly fall asleep on public transport by sticking your head to the glass

I saw that on a kids programme years ago. Great idea. It needs to be developed and put into circulation.

WindSock

Aodan83 wrote: »

Something that punches people in the face when they start an argument on youtube. This is why!!

Install [URL=''http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/sra/lowres/sran296l.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/b/boxing_glove_gifts.asp&usg=__J1CEAym6_cGgYCzL4byVXIwlSHA=&h=387&w=400&sz=26&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=6c-V1nVlHPYUiM:&tbnh=120&tbnw=124&prev=/images?q=pandoras+boxing+glove&hl=en&sa=N&um=1]this[/URL] into your PC. There can be pheremone and heat sensors on the keys that can do a reading of your anger levels, and they activate the spring.



Edit: w00t! Palindrome post count.

johnny_knoxvile

How about the Lean Mean Ryan Tubridy Grill, not an ounce of fat on your whinnies.

The Mary Harney Magic Marker.

These are some celeb endorsed products i would like to market.

Starman07

U have a button on your car key to lock and unlock your car,set the alarm etc.

Why not have this the same thing but for your home.Remote control locking and/or alarm switching-on-edness.

zuroph

Starman07 wrote: »

U have a button on your car key to lock and unlock your car,set the alarm etc.

Why not have this the same thing but for your home.Remote control locking and/or alarm switching-on-edness.

this exists. can be got in almost any hardware store :rolleyes:

seanybiker

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

How about the Lean Mean Ryan Tubridy Grill, not an ounce of fat on your whinnies.

Ha ha ha . Ill give you your full asking price.

Starman07

zuroph wrote: »

this exists. can be got in almost any hardware store :rolleyes:

I'm sorry, but i don't believe this can be true.Unless you are from the future.

zuroph

Starman07 wrote: »

I'm sorry, but i don't believe this can be true.Unless you are from the future.

i've been found out. I bought a time machine in aldi in the year 2175 and came back here to sell it on dragons den as the inventor. Damn thing broke down though, and theres only a german number for a customer support centre that hasnt been built yet, so I'm stuck here. should have gone to specsavers (they sell top quality time machines now..well in the future)

BTW, wait til ye see who replaces Brian Cowen .. :pac: :pac: :pac:

seanybiker

zuroph wrote: »

BTW, wait til ye see who replaces Brian Cowen .. :pac: :pac: :pac:

yore ma?

zuroph

seanybiker wrote: »

yore ma?

oh. maybe my time machine is fixed after all, I though I was still in 2009. yeah, its my ma.

ShooterSF

An alarm clock that wakes you by giving you head.

nice1franko

^^^^^^
genius