Wisconsin Man Runs Over, Eats Seven-Legged Transgendered Deer

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,236483,00.html

I was going to ask what extra bits you'd like, like an eye on the end of you finger so you could see how much change you had in your pocket, but based on the title I'd have to ask what is your impossible fantasy ? :pac:

Sharpshooter

He slowed down but the buck ran under the truck?
Why did it not leg it?

JimmyCrackCorn!

Sharpshooter wrote: »

He slowed down but the buck ran under the truck?
Why did it not leg it?

Depression

Saibh

JimmyCrackCorn! wrote: »

Depression

Recession

Ghost Train

JimmyCrackCorn! wrote: »

Depression

Deerpression

Vain

Saibh wrote: »

Recession

Obsession

Latchy

Ballad session

Calhoun

Killing it is one thing but eating mutated deer :eek::eek::eek:.

seanybiker

Calhoun wrote: »

Killing it is one thing but eating mutated deer :eek::eek::eek:.

Easier than eating a live one

Sharpshooter

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,236483,00.html

I was going to ask what extra bits you'd like, like an eye on the end of you finger so you could see how much change you had in your pocket, but based on the title I'd have to ask what is your impossible fantasy ? :pac:

The man John thought he ran over the deer and got out of his truck to see if it was ok.

The buck as it turned out raped the bejeesus out of the fecker and left him in the middle of the road.

Feeling guilty the buck wrote a deer John letter to Fox News who in turn gave all the publicity to buck and doe he felt guilty all over again he wasn't about to apologise for being horny.

How lucky that John fella was thought buck, that it was seven legs I have.
Butt that was a hole other story.

Matt Holck

Abstention

O'Coonassa

I've recently seen people releasing deer and bulls into supermarkets to get on the news. This is taking it to a whole new level.

The_Minister

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

I was going to ask what extra bits you'd like, like an eye on the end of you finger so you could see how much change you had in your pocket, but based on the title I'd have to ask what is your impossible fantasy ? :pac:

Poke yourself in the eye, then consider if you want to pick things up with them.


EDIT: Or masturbation. Urgh! The myth about going blind would soon become true.

meathstevie

Siamese twin deer ? I'd still advise .30-06 over a truck...far less costly at the garage.

S.I.R

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,236483,00.html

I was going to ask what extra bits you'd like, like an eye on the end of you finger so you could see how much change you had in your pocket, but based on the title I'd have to ask what is your impossible fantasy ? :pac:

" its transgendered... both female and male organs... "


Pics or gtfo

Terry

Fox news, is it?