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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,771 ✭✭✭jebuz


    Feels like stepping back in time a little :D


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,617 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Sweet Jebus.

    They have CUSTOMERS too. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,813 ✭✭✭TPD


    Jesus thats painful. Reminds me of the early days of geocities.

    Edit: Check the sample sites. That really is awful. Tempted to get freelancing myself. If people will pay for something like that, I should have no problem making a bit of cash.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,310 ✭✭✭waraf


    That's the funniest website I've seen in ages. The youtube video was obviously a big budget production :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,228 ✭✭✭Chardee MacDennis


    TPD wrote: »
    Jesus thats painful. Reminds me of the early days of geocities.

    Edit: Check the sample sites. That really is awful. Tempted to get freelancing myself. If people will pay for something like that, I should have no problem making a bit of cash.

    i can only imagine its some transition year student or something!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,310 ✭✭✭waraf


    TPD wrote: »
    Jesus thats painful. Reminds me of the early days of geocities.

    Edit: Check the sample sites. That really is awful. Tempted to get freelancing myself. If people will pay for something like that, I should have no problem making a bit of cash.

    Oh God I just saw the sample sites :eek::eek:

    The guy has a wonderful eye for colour :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    http://www.rahenydigital.com/websites.htm
    We at Raheny Digital Media like to stay with simple designs and Easy~Flow websites.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭elyod


    Whats the point in having a Youtube VIDEO to display nothing but text?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,228 ✭✭✭Chardee MacDennis


    theres a javascript clock on this one:

    http://www.taxiwebdublin.com/

    genius, why didnt i ever think about animated gifs and JS clocks....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,579 ✭✭✭Webmonkey


    Makes me want to cry :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,310 ✭✭✭waraf


    theres a javascript clock on this one:

    http://www.taxiwebdublin.com/

    .....and the stars seem to dance!!! How do they do that?????????:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,579 ✭✭✭Webmonkey


    <meta name="ProgId" content="FrontPage.Editor.Document">
    

    Enough said.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,078 ✭✭✭onemorechance


    You gotta say fair play to this guy. It seems like he has learned Front Page and is making websites commercially! They are s##t, but if he is getting paid! No css either!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,262 ✭✭✭di11on


    Oooooh.... I love the spinning CDs :-)

    It has to be a hoax... it's a good one! Fair play guys - you got us!

    What a way to get back links. I'm sure they'll unveil the real site soon :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,228 ✭✭✭Chardee MacDennis


    i dont know, some of those sites were created over 2 years ago...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭NickNolte


    WTF is this?

    A piss take?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,287 ✭✭✭kevteljeur


    You'll find more than a few state and semi-state sites cut from the same cloth; I'm pretty sure it's for real. There are plenty of visually-illiterate/web-illiterate people out there, enough that stuff like this can find a paying audience.

    It's the web equivalent of the 'Northside' free tabloid. Someone somewhere thinks it's good, and that's enough.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭lil_lisa


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,063 ✭✭✭sticker


    The sick puppy in me wants to mail him a link to this thread - The guy probably sits in the local telling his mates about his "digital company"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,579 ✭✭✭Webmonkey


    Already phoned him looking for a 'quote' - he said find a website that I like and that he'd copy it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 602 ✭✭✭eman66


    My fave: http://www.5starplumbing.ie/

    It's called anti-design. Haven't you heard? It's the new.. eh.. something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,579 ✭✭✭Webmonkey


    eman66 wrote: »
    My fave: http://www.5starplumbing.ie/

    It's called anti-design. Haven't you heard? It's the new.. eh.. something.
    That is an absolutely terrible website. I genuinely feel sick.
    This stuff is very damaging to a company.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭elyod


    Look how big the "5 star logo" is

    http://www.5starplumbing.ie/THE5StarLogo.jpg

    1602 × 562px and he has the browser do all the work scaling it down to 196 × 80px. Along with lack of design and colour coordination, he obviously hasn't a clue about presenting graphics over the net with bandwidth in mind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Webmonkey wrote: »
    Already phoned him looking for a 'quote' - he said find a website that I like and that he'd copy it.
    Give him something like this and see what he says.

    Incidentally, the music in his promo really sums up his easy-flow style of visual creativity imo, it's quite unnervingly weird and terrifying.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,579 ✭✭✭Webmonkey


    You love your flash Gordon. That's impressive stuff.
    Yeah I had plans to go into heavy technical details with him too and see how he react.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 387 ✭✭gimme5minutes


    Looks like he's going for the old retro 1999 website look.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 436 ✭✭Kila


    What's with all the crests? It kinda looks like he got a bumper pack of crest background graphics, and has just incorporated them into everything...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,579 ✭✭✭Webmonkey


    Yeah looks like a dodgy GAA club website


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭elyod


    He uses the Aston Villa crest for Aston Builders Ltd. Surely there's some copyright issues there.

    The amazing thing is that these companies he has done website for seem to be actual, real companies.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,516 ✭✭✭matrim


    Webmonkey wrote: »
    Already phoned him looking for a 'quote' - he said find a website that I like and that he'd copy it.

    Give him a link to the BBC site and say you're from looking for a Fine Gael website :D


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