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Sex or driving?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    Not if your into S&M.

    Sex with an exhaust pipe and S and M-fair going pablomakaveli


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    segaBOY wrote: »
    Sex with an exhaust pipe and S and M-fair going pablomakaveli

    Well you have'nt lived until you've had a leather clad women bite your genitals while you ride an exhaust pipe on a car.:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    Well you have'nt lived until you've had a leather clad women bite your genitals while you ride an exhaust pipe on a car.:cool:

    Been there done that-you haven't lived until you've done it while waiting at the drive thru of Dino's in Blackpool :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Is that actually illegal I wonder?

    Probably not but It makes it that little more exciting;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,015 ✭✭✭✭Mc Love


    I love driving but i would rather have sex than drive


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Sex cums comes first, driving can last longer.;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 606 ✭✭✭GrahamThomas


    Maddison wrote: »
    Probably not but It makes it that little more exciting;)

    Not illegal eh? Unfortunately this couple thought so as well: Linky :pac:
    OT: Couldn't be arsed with a car so definitely sexytime!


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    What about needing to drive somewhere to have sex.?


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,558 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    ehh i think my answer is obvious.


  • Registered Users Posts: 82,097 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    galwayrush wrote: »
    What about needing to drive somewhere to have sex.?

    ....What kind of car is it?



    *
    o Elaine: I've "yada yadaed" sex.
    o Jerry: You?
    o Elaine: I met a lawyer once; he took me out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque. We went back to his apartment and "yada yada" I never heard from him again.
    o Jerry: But you "yada yadaed" over the best part!
    o Elaine: Oh I mentioned the bisque...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Would have to be the driving, the last time I drove a car was my driving test. Have no need for a car due to the quality of the public transport.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    jester77 wrote: »
    Would have to be the driving, the last time I drove a car was my driving test. Have no need for a car due to the quality of the public transport.

    We get it you live in Hamburg, seesh


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