How much of a Simpsons buff are you?

tech77

Everyone thinks they're a Simpsons' expert- ok not everyone, but you know what i mean.

So what obscure Simpsons fact are you privy to that you're sure nobody else knows.

I didn't wanna post this in TV because of the Simpsons' wide-ranging cultural impact... or something.

So can you pose a Simpsons question that you're sure nobody else knows the answer to?

/awaits the inevitable "everyone does not think they're an expert, i'm certainly not" post with bated breath of course.
Also awaits person who says this anyway in an oh-so-ironic way even after above disclaimer.

Shryke

About a duece, duece and a half.

TestTransmission

tech77 wrote: »

Everyone thinks they're a Simpsons' expert- ok not everyone, but you know what i mean.

So what obscure Simpsons fact are you privy to that you're sure nobody else knows.

I didn't wanna post this in TV because of the Simpsons' wide-ranging cultural impact... or something.

So can you pose a Simpsons question that you're sure nobody else knows the answer to?

/awaits the inevitable "everyone does not think they're an expert, i'm certainly not" post with bated breath of course.

Can you?

Woger

Smithers is a ho mo sex you al

Dartz

Why is it so bloody **** these days?

For how long has it been ****?

Is it right to use The Simpsons as an example of something that has gone on just to ****ing long, and should've been shot in the head a long time ago, like the 99 year old granny shipped off to a home?

tech77

jackncoke wrote: »

Can you?

Yes, of course but this thread isn't about me

Hold on.. that was a Dr. Hibbert reference wasn't it?

o1s1n

Dartz wrote: »

For how long has it been ****?

At this point, longer than it was good

tech77

Dartz wrote: »

Why is it so bloody **** these days?

For how long has it been ****?

Is it right to use The Simpsons as an example of something that has gone on just to ****ing long, and should've been shot in the head a long time ago, like the 99 year old granny shipped off to a home?

Pains me to say it, and it is a cliche at this stage... but it certainly is $hit nowadays.

TheZohanS

everyone does not think they're an expert, i'm certainly not

tech77

TheZohan wrote: »

everyone does not think they're an expert, i'm certainly not

I'm editing my OP to say:
/awaits person who says this anyway in an ironic way even after above disclaimer.

Guy:Incognito

This is not a cromulent thread.

shenanigans1982

Without googling it What is comic book guys real name?

Simpsons has really gone to **** the last few years, it was at its strongest when the episodes were somewhat grounded in reality. now its pretty much a show about what crazy job will Homer have this week? ....And its sliding closer and closer to the family guy blueprint of random unconnected jokes.

South Park FTW.

Aoifums

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

Without googling it What is comic book guys real name?

Jeff Albertson (I think)

Armin_Tamzarian

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

Without googling it What is comic book guys real name?

Simpsons has really gone to **** the last few years, it was at its strongest when the episodes were somewhat grounded in reality. now its pretty much a show about what crazy job will Homer have this week? ....And its sliding closer and closer to the family guy blueprint of random unconnected jokes.

South Park FTW.

It's Jeff Albraz or something.
I was just about to post this very question.

The Simpsons does totally suck now.
I used to love it up until about 5-6 years ago.

It has seriously jumped the shark.
I think it went downhill due to a number of factors.
One being when Homer starts being a good father.

ironictoaster

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

It's Jeff Albraz or something.
I was just about to post this very question.

The Simpsons does totally suck now.
I used to love it up until about 5-6 years ago.

It has seriously jumped the shark.
I think it went downhill due to a number of factors.
One being when Homer starts being a good father.

Eat my shorts children

KnifeWRENCH

Stekelly wrote: »

This is not a cromulent thread.

Isn't it? I think it embiggens this forum.

tech77

square_igloo wrote: »

Isn't it? I think it embiggens this forum.

Not a nice thing to say alright- he certainly didn't embiggen himself by saying it.

At least he didn't call it craptacular.

Terry

Woger wrote: »

Smithers is a ho mo sex you al

So is Patti.

Ok, we get that is gone crap (although there was a half decent episode a few weeks ago.
Can't remember what happened though)

It loates me to say this, but can we keep this on topic and not go down the road of yeah,it's crap. I hate it and I'm posting on the internet so that everyone will know how cool I am.

My last post was an obscure Simpson's reference.

Also, the name "Bouvier" is taken from the maiden name of Jackie O.

thesoad

What is the Simpsons dentists name?

Earthhorse

creggy wrote: »

Eat my shorts children

Yes, yes. Eat all of our shirts.

Diabhal Beag

I know more than Earthhorse

Earthhorse

Little Shyte wrote: »

I know more than Earthhorse

Twice in one night man!

Diabhal Beag

I'm only messin with ya. I love you Earthhorse

Earthhorse

Little Shyte wrote: »

I'm only messin with ya. I love you Earthhorse

Aw.

Me too.

Mr. Frost

I don't know everything, but I know almost everything!

Mr. Frost

Sandor wrote: »

About a duece, duece and a half.

What's 'There's Something About Mary' got to do with it?

Terry

Earthhorse wrote: »

Aw.

Me too.

get a room.

Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders! ....

Not Me!

... everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!

jester77

What model of shoe left the sized 12 blood shoe prints at the crime scene?

Black Swan

Occasionally in the buff, but not with Simpsons.

Jesus Juice

''Oh Marge,thats because I hate your mother!''

New Simpsons are dire tho really really bad!

Terry

Karsini wrote: »

Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders! ....

Not Me!

... everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!

That's a classic moment.
I still laugh when I see it.

Armin_Tamzarian

Perhaps this quote is slightly abstract unless you're a bigtime fan
but I think it's hilarious.

Alec, Alec, regarding that so called "silent" propulsion system in
"The Hunt For Red October", I printed out a list of technical errors which I think you'd enjoy discussing.

Jesus Juice

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

Perhaps this quote is slightly abstract unless you're a bigtime fan
but I think it's hilarious.

Alec, Alec, regarding that so called "silent" propulsion system in
"The Hunt For Red October", I printed out a list of technical errors which I think you'd enjoy discussing.

Great one...I love this one...

Homer:''You wernt complaining when i got you this close to Cha-Che!''
Bart:''What the hell is Cha-Che?''

I cant not think about that one and laugh!

Armin_Tamzarian

They're all starting to come back to me now, from a time when 'The Simpsons' were gold.

Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall.
The entire day, I kept saying, 'I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later...'
And when I got there, they told me he just left.
And when I asked the mall guy if he'll ever come back again,,,,,,,
he said he didn't know.
Well, I'm never going to let something like that happen again!

Jesus Juice

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

They're all starting to come back to me now, from a time when 'The Simpsons' were gold.

Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall.
The entire day, I kept saying, 'I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later...' And when I got there, they told me he just left.
And when I asked the mall guy if he'll ever come back again,,,,,,,
he said he didn't know.
Well, I'm never going to let something like that happen again!

Ahh those were the days...Series 9 when it was at its peak!

Terry

Jesus Juice wrote: »

Great one...I love this one...

Homer:''You wernt complaining when i got you this close to Cha-Che!''
Bart:''What the hell is a Cha-Che?''

I cant not think about that one and laugh!

FYP
When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another storey on your house.

Jesus Juice

Terry wrote: »

FYP

God dammit man I was hoping no one would notice!:pac:

Terry

Jesus Juice wrote: »

God dammit man I was hoping no one would notice!:pac:

I'm the beer baron.

Or am I???

Kinetic^

"You're cut too sshhhyyyy" Great episode with the local american football team.

Lemon tree is quite possibly the best episode evah!!!!

Jesus Juice

Terry wrote: »

I'm the beer baron.

Or am I???

''I'l catch you Beer Baron if its the last thing I do''
''No you wont!''

Guy:Incognito

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!

thelordofcheese

thesoad wrote: »

What is the Simpsons dentists name?

Dr Wolfe.

noodler

I'm an expert....like a FOX!

S.I.R

ive a fact: the paddys day one was ****e.


Dont tell anyone

tech77

Kinetic^ wrote: »

"You're cut too sshhhyyyy" Great episode with the local american football team.

Lemon tree is quite possibly the best episode evah!!!!

"Shake harder, boy".

The Hank Scorpio one is one that stands out as well.
Such a classic character.

Armin_Tamzarian

S.I.R wrote: »

ive a fact: the paddys day one was ****e.


Dont tell anyone

I love the now deleted scene from the old Paddy's Day episode (i.e. The Beer Baron episode).

shenanigans1982

Aoifums wrote: »

Jeff Albertson (I think)

You are so smart...you are so smart...S..M..R...T.

Krieg

Anyone else know the songs?

I can sing "See my vest" & the stonecutters song. Me and my mates used to sing them while plastered, as well as other show songs.

We went to a Simpson pub quiz night a couple years ago but didn't do too well. A guy at the end of it sang kirk vanhoutens "Can I borrow a feeling", I was well impressed.

Regarding the series, yeah its gone to ****. But ill still happily watch an old episode.

rose_2

the songs used to be brilliant!!

You can close down moes or the kwik e mart and nobody would care..but the heart and soul of Springfields in our Maison Derriere!!!

Favourite episode!!

Spunge

whats the phone number for moe's tavern