Let me be a moderater please?

Jackeenboy

Give us a shot at moderating will yiz?? Whats the money like??:)

Naikon

Bend over first:pac:

Basq

"Moderate me ballz!"

You'll have to find 'em first!

Jackeenboy

Naikon wrote: »

Bend over first:pac:

Fook off to the gay forum !!

Basq

Jackeenboy wrote: »

Fook off to the gay forum !!

Leave 'Mustard' out of this!!!!111!!

galwayrush

Jackeenboy wrote: »

Fook off to the gay forum !!

You can me Mod there:D

My name is URL

No, you're about 3 chromosomes too English

dr.bollocko

Hey, Tony. Remember when I told you when you first started working for me, the guys that last in this business, are the guys who fly straight. Low-key, quiet. But the guys who want it all, chicas, champagne, flash... they don't last.

Vain

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no!!!!!:p

Tellox

The illuminati board pays €65 per day if you're interested in moderating.
However, you do need to attend monthly meetings at undisclosed locations.

In addition, we would need a deposit from yourself of approx. €140 for shipping of our uniform (must be worn when moderating), and various other tools & software.

We require a minimum of 20 hours service per week. Let me know if you're interested.

wudangclan

50 euros an hour,apparrently.
40 hour week minimum.

AckwelFoley

Mmmmmmm... nooo000000000bs!

Nyom nyom nyom nyom.

Jackeenboy

Upward Spiral wrote: »

No, you're about 3 chromosomes too English

Are u a racist??? Im reporting you !
Just remember Paddys, without us and her gracious, you would still be starving and living on potatoes !

Vain

Jackeenboy wrote: »

Are u a racist??? Im reporting you !
Just remember Paddys, without us and her gracious, you would still be starving and living on potatoes !

Thats news to me.

GLaDOS

I forsee a long and forfilling life for this thread

My name is URL

Jackeenboy wrote: »

Are u a racist???

Why, are you black as well as orange? :P

Jackeenboy

Jackeenboy wrote: »

Are u a racist??? Im reporting you !
Just remember Paddys, without us and her gracious, you would still be starving and living on potatoes !

Go away and die of a disease like a good lad.

Jackeenboy

Tellox wrote: »

The illuminati board pays €65 per day if you're interested in moderating.
However, you do need to attend monthly meetings at undisclosed locations.

In addition, we would need a deposit from yourself of approx. €140 for shipping of our uniform (must be worn when moderating), and various other tools & software.

We require a minimum of 20 hours service per week. Let me know if you're interested.

Cheers Tellox.I will Pm you. 20 hours isnt bad.Why do I have to wear my uniform, you wont see me?? How much is 65 euro in real money Sterling??
Thanks for the help, unlike those spuds :mad:

dr.bollocko

ScienceNerd wrote: »

I forsee a long and forfilling life for this thread

Me too.
How could it go wrong?

Abi

Jackeenboy wrote: »

Are u a racist Father?

Only against deh Greeks, they invented gheyness!

\shopping bag

galwayrush

wudangclan wrote: »

50 euros an hour,apparrently.
40 hour week minimum.

Cash in hand of course.;)

dr.bollocko

Tellox wrote: »

The illuminati board pays €65 per day if you're interested in moderating.
However, you do need to attend monthly meetings at undisclosed locations.

In addition, we would need a deposit from yourself of approx. €140 for shipping of our uniform (must be worn when moderating), and various other tools & software.

We require a minimum of 20 hours service per week. Let me know if you're interested.

I cut the arms off of my uniform so I can look at my guns in the mirror when there's nobody that I can think of a vague excuse to ban around.

Crow71

Only 2 ways to become a moderator:
1. Be the son of a mod
2. Save the life of a mod

Jackeenboy

Im not to keen on this suit:o..

AckwelFoley

Jackeenboy wrote: »

Are u a racist??? Im reporting you !
Just remember Paddys, without us and her gracious, you would still be starving and living on potatoes !

and without us youd be 14 players short of a lions team

Tellox

Can you give me the details please mate??
Work is stale hear in Stoke..
PS XXL if yiz av it !
Thank you

Thank you for your PM Jackeen,

We will require a copy of your CV, along with how you wish to transfer your deposit money (Credit Card or PayPal preferred).

You will of course be required to use a webcam so that we can ensure you are working (and not smoking/drinking/eating at your workplace). The uniform is a regulation on paid forum moderation, which is unfortunately outside of our control. These rules are set by the IFMB (Internet Forum Moderation Board), who also perform spot-checks on the above criteria.

If you need a webcam, we can provide one at a cheap price which you can pay through your deposit.

Best Regards,

Mr. Scorpio
Managing Director

Jackeenboy

galwayrush wrote: »

Cash in hand of course.;)

I cant come over to Ireland to collect it, any chance of it through my bank??
Thanks boyz

Sharpshooter

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I cut the arms off of my uniform so I can look at my guns in the mirror when there's nobody that I can think of a vague excuse to ban around.

Next time how about Vain, he'll think he's special.


/calling Mr Vain:p

dr.bollocko

Crow71 wrote: »

Only 2 ways to become a moderator:
1. Be the son of a mod
2. Save the life of a mod

3. Be the next username a drunk Cmod sees after the person who is one of the above refuses it cos they're scared.

orestes

Crow71 wrote: »

Only 2 ways to become a moderator:
1. Be the son of a mod
2. Save the life of a mod

[Karl] SHUDDUUUUUUP! [/Karl]

Tellox

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I cut the arms off of my uniform so I can look at my guns in the mirror when there's nobody that I can think of a vague excuse to ban around.

I did similar, but Devore logged into the live cam sessions one night and almost fired me for it

Local-womanizer

snyper wrote: »

and without us youd be 14 players short of a lions team

Nice.

I'am not a mod but I sit around naked when on Boards.

orestes

dr.bollocko wrote: »

3. Be the next username a drunk Cmod sees after the person who is one of the above refuses it cos they're scared.

4. Kill a mod and steal their identity.

You haven't seen Zapp Brannigan around in a while, have you?

*whistles innocently*

Jackeenboy

Tellox wrote: »

Thank you for your PM Jackeen,

We will require a copy of your CV, along with how you wish to transfer your deposit money (Credit Card or PayPal preferred).

You will of course be required to use a webcam so that we can ensure you are working (and not smoking/drinking/eating at your workplace). The uniform is a regulation on paid forum moderation, which is unfortunately outside of our control. These rules are set by the IFMB (Internet Forum Moderation Board), who also perform spot-checks on the above criteria.

If you need a webcam, we can provide one at a cheap price which you can pay through your deposit.

Best Regards,

Mr. Scorpio
Managing Director

Cheers Mr Scorpio ! Is that a joke?? I have a webcam if needs be... Paypal should be fine/ I will PM you.. Thanks so much. Budget here in England really fcuked me up

dr.bollocko

orestes wrote: »

4. Kill a mod and steal their identity.

You haven't seen Zapp Brannigan around in a while, have you?

*whistles innocently*

I tried that too but when it came to the crunch I couldn't pull the trigger.


See it turned out the mod in question was of the lady persuasion though I was sceptical until the evidence was...
impossible to ignore.

Gran Hermano

Amp test candidate me thinks.

orestes

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I tried that too but when it came to the crunch I couldn't pull the trigger.


See it turned out the mod in question was of the lady persuasion though I was sceptical until the evidence was...
impossible to ignore.

So that's the real reason Terry had that pic photoshopped so there is something over the crotch area

dr.bollocko

Gran Hermano wrote: »

Amp test candidate me thinks.

Oh yeah I forgot about that.
Here we go:


The Amp Test

Ah yes, thank you for your offer. If could just answer the following questions:
1. Do you have experience in a leadership position (manager in McDonalds doesn't count)?

2. Do you often have maniacal thoughts of world domination?

3. Do you often arrive home late at night, drunk out of your skull, go on to the boards and have the urge to call people names and then give out tons of karma, before puking up on your keyboard?'

4. Do you wear a tin-foil hat?

5. Can you speak fluent |33t5p3@k?

6. Have you taped up your windows to prevent sunlight from obscuring your monitor?

7. Can your trouser legs be easily rolled up?

8. Do you feel that somehow you are out of place and that somewhere there is a group of people that feel the same and that you can relate to and find some meaning in the world without the need for worldly goods?

AlmightyCushion

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Nice.

I'am not a mod but I sit around naked when on Boards.

The people in that internet cafe must be pretty weirded out.

Mr Benevolent

So, this new mod... what forum is he going to moderate?

I'm thinking either Prison or The Thunderdome.

Incidentally, how do I avoid becoming a mod?

My name is URL

Confab wrote: »

So, this new mod... what forum is he going to moderate?

I'm thinking either Prison or The Thunderdome.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=361

GLaDOS

Cmod of the regional forums?

Mr.Lizard

Crow71 wrote: »

Only 2 ways to become a moderator:
2. Save the life of a mod

That goes against my beliefs.

Paddy Samurai

Jackeenboy wrote: »

Give us a shot at moderating will yiz?? Whats the money like??:)

Apparently you have to pass an online Questionaire to become a moderator,you need to score at least 16 to get an interview.


http://electricpulp.com/guykawasaki/arse/



Let me know how you get on?.

AckwelFoley

**Looks at sky, clasps hands together**

Let this thread never end

IPushButtons

Known Victims of The Amp Test

URL="http://wiki.boards.ie/index.php?title=Amp_Test&action=edit&section=5"]edit[/URL Victim 01: Chaos-Engine

"here is your answers AMP
1. Do you have experience in a leadership position (manager in McDonalds doesn't count)? 2-3 yrs Shop Manager of a newsagent(real management involved), Managed a Large clan of over 50 members across 3 games for a year and continued assisting the admin end. Held ADMIN status on battlestats.com for along period of time. Haven't been there in a while so dunno if I still am. generally i tend toward responsibility in my everyday affairs.
2. Do you often have maniacal thoughts of world domination? Absolutely not... I fight all forms of autocratic control online and off
3. Do you often arrive home late at night, drunk out of your skull, go on to the boards and have the urge to call people names and then give out tons of karma, before puking up on your keyboard? No... when i get drunk i get horny... when i get horny i have bunny-sex w/ my gf
4. Do you wear a tin-foil hat? I have a 30 pin SIMM module for a keyring(i can make u 1 if u like)
5. Can you speak fluent |33t5p3@k? and Newspeck and alittle Klingon
6. Have you taped up your windows to prevent sunlight from obscuring your monitor? I have a poster of a mosaic of Dark Vader pinned over my window to prevent glare
7. Can your trouser legs be easily rolled up? yes, or else i will be wearing just my undies but i usually prefare my strippy trousers
8. Do you feel that somehow you are out of place and that somewhere there is a group of people that feel the same and that you can relate to and find some meaning in the world without the need for worldly goods? Yes i do... I am stil looking... But i am mostly there. My girlfriend lends me the social and emotion support i need to survive. Irc does the rest"


Looks Good to me

KnifeWRENCH

Read this thread OP. It might inspire you and give you a good idea of the best way to ask for Mod status.

Sharpshooter wrote: »

/calling Mr Vain:p

Ooooh, don't mind if I do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS6TUEzLJDw

dr.bollocko

I scored a 7.

AlmightyCushion

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I scored 7.

That's what happens when you're a mod, the ladies love it.

orestes

square_igloo wrote: »

Read this thread OP. It might inspire you and give you a good idea of the best way to ask for Mod status.

God I love that thread, old feedback at it's finest

Mr Benevolent

I notice that the OP has gone strangely quiet. Probably out buying more Kleenex.

**Looks at sky, clasps hands together**

Let this thread end

FYP