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Let me be a moderater please?

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  • 23-04-2009 7:40pm
    #1
    Jackeenboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭


    Give us a shot at moderating will yiz?? Whats the money like??:)


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    #2
    Naikon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,564 ✭✭✭Naikon


    Bend over first:pac:


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    #3
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,777 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    "Moderate me ballz!"

    You'll have to find 'em first!


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    #4
    Jackeenboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭Jackeenboy


    Naikon wrote: »
    Bend over first:pac:
    Fook off to the gay forum !!


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    #5
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,777 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Jackeenboy wrote: »
    Fook off to the gay forum !!
    Leave 'Mustard' out of this!!!!111!!


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    #6
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Jackeenboy wrote: »
    Fook off to the gay forum !!

    You can me Mod there:D


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    #7
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    No, you're about 3 chromosomes too English


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Hey, Tony. Remember when I told you when you first started working for me, the guys that last in this business, are the guys who fly straight. Low-key, quiet. But the guys who want it all, chicas, champagne, flash... they don't last.


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    #9
    Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no!!!!!:p


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    #10
    Tellox
    Registered Users Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    The illuminati board pays €65 per day if you're interested in moderating.
    However, you do need to attend monthly meetings at undisclosed locations.

    In addition, we would need a deposit from yourself of approx. €140 for shipping of our uniform (must be worn when moderating), and various other tools & software.

    We require a minimum of 20 hours service per week. Let me know if you're interested.


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    #11
    wudangclan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    50 euros an hour,apparrently.
    40 hour week minimum.


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    #12
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Mmmmmmm... nooo000000000bs!

    Nyom nyom nyom nyom.


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    #13
    Jackeenboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭Jackeenboy


    Upward Spiral wrote: »
    No, you're about 3 chromosomes too English
    Are u a racist??? Im reporting you !
    Just remember Paddys, without us and her gracious, you would still be starving and living on potatoes !


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    #14
    Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Jackeenboy wrote: »
    Are u a racist??? Im reporting you !
    Just remember Paddys, without us and her gracious, you would still be starving and living on potatoes !

    Thats news to me.


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    #15
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,205 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I forsee a long and forfilling life for this thread

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #16
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Jackeenboy wrote: »
    Are u a racist???


    Why, are you black as well as orange? :P


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    #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Jackeenboy wrote: »
    Are u a racist??? Im reporting you !
    Just remember Paddys, without us and her gracious, you would still be starving and living on potatoes !

    Go away and die of a disease like a good lad.


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    #18
    Jackeenboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭Jackeenboy


    Tellox wrote: »
    The illuminati board pays €65 per day if you're interested in moderating.
    However, you do need to attend monthly meetings at undisclosed locations.

    In addition, we would need a deposit from yourself of approx. €140 for shipping of our uniform (must be worn when moderating), and various other tools & software.

    We require a minimum of 20 hours service per week. Let me know if you're interested.
    Cheers Tellox.I will Pm you. 20 hours isnt bad.Why do I have to wear my uniform, you wont see me?? How much is 65 euro in real money Sterling??
    Thanks for the help, unlike those spuds :mad:


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    #19
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    I forsee a long and forfilling life for this thread

    Me too.
    How could it go wrong?


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    #20
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Jackeenboy wrote: »
    Are u a racist Father?

    Only against deh Greeks, they invented gheyness!

    \shopping bag


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    #21
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    wudangclan wrote: »
    50 euros an hour,apparrently.
    40 hour week minimum.

    Cash in hand of course.;)


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    #22
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Tellox wrote: »
    The illuminati board pays €65 per day if you're interested in moderating.
    However, you do need to attend monthly meetings at undisclosed locations.

    In addition, we would need a deposit from yourself of approx. €140 for shipping of our uniform (must be worn when moderating), and various other tools & software.

    We require a minimum of 20 hours service per week. Let me know if you're interested.

    I cut the arms off of my uniform so I can look at my guns in the mirror when there's nobody that I can think of a vague excuse to ban around.


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    #23
    Crow71
    Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭Crow71


    Only 2 ways to become a moderator:
    1. Be the son of a mod
    2. Save the life of a mod


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    #24
    Jackeenboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭Jackeenboy


    Im not to keen on this suit:o..


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    #25
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Jackeenboy wrote: »
    Are u a racist??? Im reporting you !
    Just remember Paddys, without us and her gracious, you would still be starving and living on potatoes !

    and without us youd be 14 players short of a lions team


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    #26
    Tellox
    Registered Users Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    Can you give me the details please mate??
    Work is stale hear in Stoke..
    PS XXL if yiz av it !
    Thank you

    Thank you for your PM Jackeen,

    We will require a copy of your CV, along with how you wish to transfer your deposit money (Credit Card or PayPal preferred).

    You will of course be required to use a webcam so that we can ensure you are working (and not smoking/drinking/eating at your workplace). The uniform is a regulation on paid forum moderation, which is unfortunately outside of our control. These rules are set by the IFMB (Internet Forum Moderation Board), who also perform spot-checks on the above criteria.

    If you need a webcam, we can provide one at a cheap price which you can pay through your deposit.

    Best Regards,

    Mr. Scorpio
    Managing Director


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    #27
    Jackeenboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭Jackeenboy


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Cash in hand of course.;)
    I cant come over to Ireland to collect it, any chance of it through my bank??
    Thanks boyz


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    #28
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I cut the arms off of my uniform so I can look at my guns in the mirror when there's nobody that I can think of a vague excuse to ban around.

    Next time how about Vain, he'll think he's special.


    /calling Mr Vain:p


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    #29
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Crow71 wrote: »
    Only 2 ways to become a moderator:
    1. Be the son of a mod
    2. Save the life of a mod

    3. Be the next username a drunk Cmod sees after the person who is one of the above refuses it cos they're scared.


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    #30
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Crow71 wrote: »
    Only 2 ways to become a moderator:
    1. Be the son of a mod
    2. Save the life of a mod

    [Karl] SHUDDUUUUUUP! [/Karl]


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    #31
    Tellox
    Registered Users Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I cut the arms off of my uniform so I can look at my guns in the mirror when there's nobody that I can think of a vague excuse to ban around.

    I did similar, but Devore logged into the live cam sessions one night and almost fired me for it :(


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