Fantasy Death!...How do you want to Die!!.

Paddy Samurai

I got the idea for this question when I was reading an article on palliative care and Fantasy death.Apparently its a question that they ask people who are dying.

Death!……….…its something you can’t avoid. Everyone thinks about it at sometime or another. Its going to happen to us all weather we like it or not. Some people get to choose how they die and others don’t. Some people have been lucky to die in flagrante delicto. Some fanatics fantasise about dying while taking hundreds of infidels with them. A lot of films play to the male fantasy of dying in battle protecting family and friends.I have no idea what the female equivilent is,hopefully someone will enlighten me. Apparently the favoured one seems to be drifting off into a peaceful death surrounded by family and friends. When people are asked how they want to die, the common denominators seem to be “At home” and/or “Sudden death”.

So the question is not if you want to die. But if you had the choice how do you want to die?.

Tar.Aldarion

Avril Lavinge making me sweat til I die.

Galvasean

on a big pile of money with lots of sexy ladies...

My name is URL

Apocalyptic catastrophe please

Fizman

Overdose on hookers and surrounded by coke.

Either that now, or like that guy in Jurassic Park. Sitting on a the jacks out in the open, and getting nyomed by T Rex. Good times.

Borneo Fnctn

I'd just love to have my head caved in.

SoWatchaWant

Anaphylactic shock.

orestes

Someone is gonna make that joke about dying in their sleep like their grandfather and not dying screaming like his passangers, aren't they?

Even after I've typed this, someone is still going to do it.

/sigh

lynchpin

Something similar to how Blue died in old School

Lynskey

Having a threesome on my 100th birthday

Fizman

lynchpin wrote: »

Something similar to how Blue died in old School

I saw him last weekend actually.

He looked glorious! :pac:

magick

ok this is how it would go down....
So id get myself a monkey a really large one, but one i could fit into a car (monkeys love car journeys) so we would travel the country and everyone would want to take our pics and autograph and generally have a laugh with us. We would even make a website and charge for tshirts with me and the moneky.

But with all the glitz and glamour the monkey finally loses it and bites someone, we knew this day would come so we get into our mustang (we had it imported from the states with the cash we made on tshirts) and the police would finally catch up to us by the cliffs of Moher. Their we know their is no escape and finally floor it to the cliffs while Julian (the monkey) keeps firing back at the cops, we go over the cliff.......the car bursts into flames but Julian jumps out in flames screaming......until he hits the rocks, its quiet now.........

regob

Fizman wrote: »

I saw him last weekend actually.

He looked glorious! :pac:

peacefully in my sleep

ScumLord

I want to turn into a black whole and take everything with me.

narwog81

skydiving from 15k, a minute freefall and just dont pull the parachute. quick,fun and painless:)

brummytom

I want to get killed by an irish samurai... it's just a shame i don't know any

spoonbadger

Drowning in pornography.

seanybiker

Definately full speed on me motorbike into a wall. ah it'd be class.

BaconZombie

Viking style, my body been laid on a huge ship and burnt as it's set to sail.

narwog81

seanybiker wrote: »

Definately full speed on me motorbike into a wall. ah it'd be class.

too much room for error, you might not die.

what about driving the bike out the back of a plane?

sillyputty

Space Junk falling on my head.. a la 'Dead Like Me'

Lobelia Overhill

By being caught in the Kawhoosh when the Stargate opens. Instantaneous and no bits to mop up afterwards.

(And that is the official name of the phenomenon)

Diabhal Beag

Human Spontanious Combustion please

Paddy Samurai

brummytom wrote: »

I want to get killed by an irish samurai... it's just a shame i don't know any

Have sword!,will travel!.

jigglywoo

I want to die like my grandfather; peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming like his passengers.



I'm reeaaallly sorry

seanybiker

narwog81 wrote: »

too much room for error, you might not die.

what about driving the bike out the back of a plane?

full speed on a gixxer thousand. Not much room for error at about 180mph.
I dont like planes either lol.

gsxr1

I would love to OD on heroin. If dieing anyway

just to see what all the fuss is about

Jimmy Carter

I want to die in a fire:pac::pac:

gsxr1

Jimmy Carter wrote: »

I want to die in a fire:pac::pac:

what a horrible way to check out.



fancy the seanybiker approach , but would have to borrow a mates bike.
Mine is far to nice to crash

Jimmy Carter

gsxr1 wrote: »

what a horrible way to check out.



fancy the seanybiker approach , but would have to borrow a mates bike.
Mine is far to nice to crash

what a bad ass way!

GuanYin

Auto-erotic asphyxiation

Pretty much just like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8SKocO4ANE

minidazzler

Lobelia Overhil wrote: »

By being caught in the Kawhoosh when the Stargate opens. Instantaneous and no bits to mop up afterwards.

(And that is the official name of the phenomenon)

Annihilated on a molecular level.

MarkR

Man Flu. That'd show them heartless women. On my headstone I'd have them write "Told you I was sick"

Kersmash

Firing squad. While smoking. Pure awesome.

orestes

jigglywoo wrote: »

I want to die like my grandfather; peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming like his passengers.



I'm reeaaallly sorry

/sigh

Some things are just inevitable

Paddy Samurai

Kersmash wrote: »

While smoking.

HEROIN? , CANNABIS? , CRACK?

Professey Chin

Getting Fondued would suck.

mukki

i'd hoping to die in the large hadron collidar screw up, that way everyone will come with me.

Mr. CooL ICE

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

A lot of films play to the male fantasy of dying in battle protecting family and friends.I have no idea what the female equivilent is,hopefully someone will enlighten me

Dying while saving the Amazon forest?




Personally, I'd swallow a grenade while on heroin. No waking up in a buried coffin for me!

Paddy Samurai

LordChessington wrote: »

Dying while saving the Amazon forest?




Personally, I'd swallow a grenade while on heroin. No waking up in a buried coffin for me!

Remember to pull the pin!.

tony1kenobi

I'd like to be run over by a train made of Aids.

mick.fr

Handcuffed to a bed with Eva Mendes, Megan Fox, Alicia Keys taking care of different parts of my body and then suddenly a nuclear bomb just wiping it all in a fraction of a sec, so I don't see it coming :D:D:D

Ross_Mahon

Curb stomp...

Gears Of War style :rolleyes:

Ash_M

To quote Frankie Boyle, in a drug-fuelled sex heart attack.

Valmont

Taking a sheet of acid and jumping out of an aeroplane. with a hot chick.

KTRIC

Getting gunned down in a hail of bullets while shouting "Duuuuuuuuuude"


Feckin sweet

live2thewire

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB3G0rvCIJc

mick.fr

You all junkies or what, what's up with all the drugs you talking about guys lol?:D:D

partyatmygaff

Skydiving over dublin city centre, the spire head first at a few hundred km/h....
Bliss

Nevyn

I have no idea what the female death fantasy is, I doubt there is one generically for females, I only know what mine are.