Anyone here have a non conventional job?

wylo · 13-04-2009 5:31pm #1

Is there anyone here that works in a job that they love thats different to the norm and whats it like? It will keep me entertained for an hour or so.
Most people work in offices, garages, construction bla bla bla

It has to be something different ,
deep sea diver?
pilot? (just about non conventional)
archeologist?
wildlife documentary maker?
parachute instructor?

MagicMarker · 13-04-2009 5:32pm

I'm a donkey.

Helix · 13-04-2009 5:32pm

i write about video games and video game related miscellany

SV · 13-04-2009 5:32pm

I look at DVDs for hours on end.

Kiith · 13-04-2009 5:34pm

I'm a PC

445279.ie · 13-04-2009 5:36pm

I'm a brothel keeper

Overheal · 13-04-2009 5:38pm

I'm a whore named Cindy on Thursdays.

Saibh · 13-04-2009 5:39pm

445279.ie wrote: »

I'm a brothel keeper

Overheal wrote: »

I'm a whore named Cindy on Thursdays.

You must know each other then

My name is URL · 13-04-2009 5:40pm

Pet Detective

MagicMarker · 13-04-2009 5:43pm

Upward Spiral wrote: »

Pet Detective

Alrighty then.

Doublin · 13-04-2009 5:45pm

I work in a wonderful, magical fantasy land where I still believe I have a job.

Mrmoe · 13-04-2009 5:46pm

I'm the wallet inspector.

Sleipnir · 13-04-2009 5:48pm

Mrmoe wrote: »

I'm the wallet inspector.

Oh, here you go. I believe that's all in order.

phelixoflaherty · 13-04-2009 5:51pm

I polish Louis Walsh's piss catcher shoes

ottostreet · 13-04-2009 5:52pm

DJ.

Sleipnir · 13-04-2009 5:53pm

phelixoflaherty wrote: »

I polish Louis Walsh's piss catcher shoes

They're suede you fool! Don't polish them or Louis will polish you (off):D

redout · 13-04-2009 6:05pm

On saturdays my name is Tiffany.

CreepingDeath · 13-04-2009 6:06pm

I fight crime.

phelixoflaherty · 13-04-2009 6:13pm

On the inside Lad on the inside

ScumLord · 13-04-2009 7:06pm

I'm Batman.. oh wait no, I mean Bruce Wane, no, I mean.. damn!

Aidric · 13-04-2009 7:11pm

I'm a pickpocket.

Lab_Mouse · 13-04-2009 7:12pm

Im a fluffer

ronnie3585 · 13-04-2009 7:18pm

ScumLord wrote: »

I'm Batman.. oh wait no, I mean Bruce Wane, no, I mean.. damn!

Bruce Wane?

Is he Bruce Wayne's Asian cousin?

ScumLord · 13-04-2009 7:30pm

ronnie3585 wrote: »

Bruce Wane?

Is he Bruce Wayne's Asian cousin?

Yes, yes, that's it, I'm not Batman but Batmans Asian cousin.. I mean Bruce Waynes Asian batman. I mean cousin.

Professey Chin · 13-04-2009 7:30pm

redout wrote: »

On saturdays my name is Tiffany.

Heyyy.How you doin??? (on saturdays only)

ronnie3585 · 13-04-2009 7:36pm

ScumLord wrote: »

I'm not Batman but Batmans Asian cousin.

Ratman?

Maddison · 13-04-2009 7:40pm

I scratch rich peoples itchy bits

Reg'stoy · 13-04-2009 7:42pm

I read posts on boards and check for missspellings

MagicMarker · 13-04-2009 7:42pm

I collect smegma.

Abi · 13-04-2009 7:51pm

I take pills for money, so reasearchers can do their.. reasearchment.

I have very haory elbows now, but Im totally cleaning up

Professey Chin · 13-04-2009 7:53pm

Abigayle wrote: »

I take pills for money, so reasearchers can do their.. reasearchment.

I have very haory elbows now, but Im totally cleaning up

So thats why you ordered the veet from my marshmallow company.

Thats right.I own a marshmallow company who outsources to veet.We havnt gone to market yet but ive got high hopes

wylo · 13-04-2009 7:54pm

Reg'stoy wrote: »

I read posts on boards and check for missspellings

Abigayle wrote: »

I take pills for money, so reasearchers can do their.. reasearchment.

I have very haory elbows now, but Im totally cleaning up

Maybe regstoys job would be easier if he knew which posters were taking those pills

bobgob · 13-04-2009 7:58pm

I stand at major junctions and make sure the traffic lights are working,
sometimes I get a bit of overtime doing non major junctions but thats boring.