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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,823 ✭✭✭Horsefumbler


    ffs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    World peace:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    That the entire universe would stop conspiring against me.

    Seriously, universe, it's getting old, and I want a sandwich.


  • Posts: 15,055 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    More wishes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭live2thewire


    infinite wishes:pac:

    so finn harps to win the premier division and then get into champions league and play Bayern Munich in ballybofey :D

    actually promotion will do:rolleyes:


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,255 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    To be able to divide by zero

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    A Genie to give me 3 wishs .


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,283 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    To be able to divide by zero
    That's easy to do. Just switch the 1 and 0 button around on your calculator.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭regob


    to catch a falling star


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    i would wish that bono and bob geldof became homeless. Then I would walk upto them on the street and crap on them


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Enough money to buy many houses throughout the world and enough money to keep travelling between them perpetually.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    A cure to my thanks-whoring addiction.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,369 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    I suppose it'd be irresponsible of me to not wish for infinite happiness for an infinite number of sentiences for infinite time.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    For stupid threads like this to stop.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,255 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    That's easy to do. Just switch the 1 and 0 button around on your calculator.
    Oh shi-

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 257 ✭✭alexandros


    ...for all of the worlds stuffed-animals to come alive and behave as they would in their natural environment.

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    I wish I had a high-end racing bike, a really decent one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Well. Incredible amount of ghey suggestions.

    Nobody thought of casting their wish in the direction of ill-will?

    I can see my view may not be shared, so I'll have a medium bunny, and a side order of unicorn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    Mind control over my girlfriend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 256 ✭✭littletiger


    health for my family


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    so finn harps to win the premier division and then get into champions league and play Bayern Munich in ballybofey :D

    actually promotion will do:rolleyes:

    You could have anything in the world, and THAT's what you pick?

    Personally, Dr Manhatten style superpowers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 257 ✭✭alexandros


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Nobody thought of casting their wish in the direction of ill-will?

    Are you kidding???
    Do you have any idea what would happen if all of the worlds stuffed animals came to life???
    There wouldn't be any humans under the age of 8 left alive.. not to mention all of the adults with stupid beanie-baby collections.
    That would be true chaos.
    Your unicorn burger does not even come close.:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    The ability to be able to pause time, but still be able to move myself at a normal speed. I could just walk in to a shop, empty it out, and leave and NO ONE would notice until it was over


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Win the lotto on Wednesday.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    If I had one wish,
    it wouldn't be hard to choose!

    Seven sundays in a row,
    'cos that's the day that I spend with you!


    (sorry, that song popped into my head as soon as I saw the thread title)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 880 ✭✭✭HAPPYGIRL


    to have my dad back.

    hate giving serious answers to threads but munster won today \o/ and i'm drunk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Make myself immortal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    I'd wish for Heather Graham to punish me for my sins.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭wildsaffy


    For every family on the earth to have enough good food to eat every day.

    For everyone to have a safe, warm and secure place in which to live.

    For the earth to have no criminals.

    And for myself - an Aston Martin in Stonaway Grey.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭sub-x


    wildsaffy wrote: »
    For every family on the earth to have enough good food to eat every day.

    For everyone to have a safe, warm and secure place in which to live.

    For the earth to have no criminals.


    And for myself - an Aston Martin in Stonaway Grey.


    If there was no criminals we would have no politicians,no bankers,no property developers.

    Hold on a minute thats a good thing. :D


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