Own up (Pork eaters of Gfriday confession )

Snowie

who did it ??????


Who's been a siner and eatin pork ??
Have your demon sent packing...


I have


I feel so dirty i might go shower my self in bleach

I had 4 suages 3 peaces of bacon and a black and white pudding


Im going to hell

dr.bollocko

I just privately confessed to having a breakfast roll. I guess I have to go public now...

murphym7

Hate to burst your bubble but its all meat on Good Friday and Ash Wed. All good RC's will be abstaining. I on the other hand am looking forward to my McDonalds for lunch and I'm not talking about the Fillo of fish either!

Fajitas!

I have an appointment with a breakfast roll before I hop on the train. Win.

Munster_Gal

Yeah I'm not a religious person so I'llhappily eat meat today No point in giving up meat 2 days a year when I don't even pray or go to church

RandolphEsq

I ate a ham sandwich at 12:04a.m. Doesn't count until you wake up today though, I'm clean

Milkey Bar Kid

Religion is crap. I Bought my spare ribs in BBQ sauce for Dinner tonight. When you live in ireland

sidneykidney

I just had a full Irish,as usual it was nice and tasty.

PS.Can someone please tell me why this Friday is so ****ing good

Noopti

As you and I know, God - being the omnipotent, omnipresent and powerful being that he is, master of the universe - would be extremely offended by you eating a sausage. You are going to hell, along with all the other sausage eaters on this day.

Munster_Gal

sidneykidney wrote: »

I just had a full Irish,as usual it was nice and tasty.

PS.Can someone please tell me why this Friday is so ****ing good

It's Friday and for some of us it's the first day in our 4 day weekend

AnonoBoy

BrightEyes wrote: »

I ate a ham sandwich at 21:04a.m. Doesn't count until you wake up today though, I'm clean

ERROR. No such time.

You are existing in an alternate reality. Or else have serious trouble with the 24 hour clock.

Jeapy

Im eating McCoys Flame Grilled Steak crisps right now.:D If that doesnt count as meat, I'll be eating chicken later on anyway. I'd be a hypocrite to abstain from meat when I don't believe in any of it.

AnonoBoy

Noopti wrote: »

You are going to hell, along with all the other sausage eaters on this day.

Leave the gays alone ya big homophobe.

Mac daddy

Had a nice big fat fry already this morning and steak for diner tonight yummy.

Noopti

Or maybe God delegates sausage eating monitoring to one of his Saints or something. Who is the patron Saint of Pork? Hmmm....well Saint Adrian is the patron Saint of Butchers.

St. Adrian.....your day has come.

Noopti

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Leave the gays alone ya big homophobe.

Don't tell me! Tell God, after he finishes his breakfast roll.

petes

Grillsteaks in the fridge to be consumed later. Not sure what I'll have for lunch but it will involve meat.

Saint_Mel

Havent yet, but have a nice ham sambo waiting for me at lunch time

RandolphEsq

AnonoBoy wrote: »

ERROR. No such time.

You are existing in an alternate reality. Or else have serious trouble with the 24 hour clock.

Smart ass. Why I ought to . . .

sidneykidney

Munster_Gal wrote: »

It's Friday and for some of us it's the first day in our 4 day weekend

Touche....but some of us are stuck in work today like me,so its not that fcuking good

Kiera

Even tho my Mam knows I have no religion she still thinks i shouldn’t eat meat today. Got a call last night reminding me.

Aidric

I met a prophet on the street who declared red meat to be sinful only on this day. I'll therefore be plumping for a chicken dinner tonight.

Snowie

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I just privately confessed to having a breakfast roll. I guess I have to go public now...

Have a hail mary actually have 7 and get down on your knees and repent.

murphym7 wrote: »

Hate to burst your bubble but its all meat on Good Friday and Ash Wed. All good RC's will be abstaining. I on the other hand am looking forward to my McDonalds for lunch and I'm not talking about the Fillo of fish either!

you be quiet i didnt ask for you imput so its not wanted...

Fajitas! wrote: »

I have an appointment with a breakfast roll before I hop on the train. Win.

4 hail marys and a our father

Munster_Gal wrote: »

Yeah I'm not a religious person so I'llhappily eat meat today No point in giving up meat 2 days a year when I don't even pray or go to church

I like your attiude but i think you need to reflect your words :P

BrightEyes wrote: »

I ate a ham sandwich at 12:04a.m. Doesn't count until you wake up today though, I'm clean

No that just screams you are trying to hard

sidneykidney wrote: »

I just had a full Irish,as usual it was nice and tasty.

PS.Can someone please tell me why this Friday is so ****ing good

Good work a hail mary four our father back words repent

because its a national hoilday

Noopti wrote: »

As you and I know, God - being the omnipotent, omnipresent and powerful being that he is, master of the universe - would be extremely offended by you eating a sausage. You are going to hell, along with all the other sausage eaters on this day.

hey are you god you cant talk for him

Jeapy wrote: »

Im eating McCoys Flame Grilled Steak crisps right now.:D If that doesnt count as meat, I'll be eating chicken later on anyway. I'd be a hypocrite to abstain from meat when I don't believe in any of it.

You are screaming effort go to the nearist deli and get your self a nice brakfast role sit out side a church when every ones going to mass and eat it, thats your punishment

Noopti

Kiera wrote: »

Even tho my Mam knows I have no religion she still thinks i shouldn’t eat meat today. Got a call last night reminding me.

I've gotten those calls before too. I just blatantly reply that I will be eating meat, in fact I'll eat a cows ass today if I am hungry, and it tastes good.

petes

Kiera wrote: »

Even tho my Mam knows I have no religion she still thinks i shouldn’t eat meat today. Got a call last night reminding me.

But your still going to eat meat, right?

Snowie

Kiera wrote: »

Even tho my Mam knows I have no religion she still thinks i shouldn’t eat meat today. Got a call last night reminding me.

what i think you should do is get the old camera phone, go to a cafe get your self a fry and get soem one to take pictures of you eating it then text them to her

Jeapy

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

You are screaming effort go to the nearist deli and get your self a nice brakfast role sit out side a church when every ones going to mass and eat it, thats your punishment

Lol! I can only imagine. They'd probably nail me to a cross for that!

kingtut

Noopti wrote: »

You are going to hell, along with all the other sausage eaters on this day.

lol :D

Kiera

Noopti wrote: »

I've gotten those calls before too. I just blatantly reply that I will be eating meat, in fact I'll eat a cows ass today if I am hungry, and it tastes good.

I did. I told her i was having a big juicy steak this evening and will prob have meat at lunch too. Poor lady is probably saying a million hail Marys for me today

Insurgent wrote: »

But your still going to eat meat, right?

Yup.

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

what i think you should do is get the old camera phone, go to a cafe get your self a fry and get soem one to take pictures of you eating it then text them to her

If she only knew how open a text

CreepingDeath

If God didn't want us to eat the animals he shouldn't have made them out of meat.

Noopti

kingtut wrote: »

lol
Am I the only person who immediately mis-interpreted this

Nope. And it wasn't a misintrepretation. I was using the joke of people eating sausages being evil in the eyes of God whilst also highlighting the churches prejudices against homosexual people. Well done on interpreting it correctly. :pac:

Snowie

Kiera wrote: »

If she only knew how open a text

we can work with this

cheep dipossible camera cafe fry pictures chemist 1 hour photo printing service and a courrier
sorted :cool::P

holly1

Noopti wrote: »

As you and I know, God - being the omnipotent, omnipresent and powerful being that he is, master of the universe - would be extremely offended by you eating a sausage. You are going to hell, along with all the other sausage eaters on this day.

:DIm safe then,caus I only had two rashers:D.Dont like sausages anyway.

Toto Wolfcastle

Oh God I really really want a rasher and black pudding roll now.

Snowie

janeybabe wrote: »

Oh God I really really want a rasher and black pudding roll now.

DO IT.:)

Captain Darling

Its the biggest load of sh1te that people feel guilty about eating meat or drinking booze today. I know i dont feel a bit of it.

Typical catholic guilt crap.

We should all go out and take to the streets, eating meat and drinking booze. We should even **** the brains off our selves as well, to further compound our defiance of this fcuking hocus pocus nonsense.

Who's with me???????

/runs out onto road with breakfast roll, bottle of hooch and trousers around the ankles

Toto Wolfcastle

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

DO IT.:)

Well seeing as I'm going to the shop soon anyway.....

I just can't shake the feeling that my mother will find out and I can't be dealing with that.

MIN2511

I will eat meat, it doesn't bother me -:)
Making some spicy grilled chicken with veg for lunch-yummy -:)

Snowie

janeybabe wrote: »

Well seeing as I'm going to the shop soon anyway.....

I just can't shake the feeling that my mother will find out and I can't be dealing with that.

Itle be ok

just tell her that the satanic snow monkey told you to and then stair at her with avery haunted look

Toto Wolfcastle

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Itle be ok

just tell her that the satanic snow monkey told you to and then stair at her with avery haunted look

You haven't met my mother. That wont work.

Mmmmm black pudding.

kingtut

Noopti wrote: »

Nope. And it wasn't a misintrepretation. I was using the joke of people eating sausages being evil in the eyes of God whilst also highlighting the churches prejudices against homosexual people. Well done on interpreting it correctly. :pac:

noice!

MIN2511 wrote: »

I will eat meat, it doesn't bother me -:)
Making some spicy grilled chicken with veg for lunch-yummy -:)

sounds delish, any chance you are sharing? I'll even bring my own fork.

petes

Captain Darling wrote: »

We should even **** the brains off our selves as well, to further compound our defiance of this fcuking hocus pocus nonsense.

With which hand, I've a breakfast roll in one hand and a can in the other so....

Snowie

janeybabe wrote: »

You haven't met my mother. That wont work.

Mmmmm black pudding.

I dont think shed want to


Do it go onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Toto Wolfcastle

Right I'm off to buy some black pudding. I'll report back with a full review of the pork eating experience.

Captain Darling

Insurgent wrote: »

With which hand, I've a brekfast roll in one hand and a can in the other so....

Foam dome ftw

Ponster

Any excuse to order in some Sushi is good for me !

djk1000

I'm off to my mates annual sacrilege BBQ later, lots and lots of meat and booze! For now, just a sausage sandwich..mmmm

Snowie

janeybabe wrote: »

Right I'm off to buy some black pudding. I'll report back with a full review of the pork eating experience.

Good work

jigglywoo

I had a dream last night that I ate half a bacon sandwich with some kitchen roll in it, does that count??

Mena

Not being even slightly religious at any point in my life, I can't quite understand this. Is it a Catholic thing? What's the problem with eating pork?

Ponster

Mena wrote: »

Not being even slightly religious at any point in my life, I can't quite understand this. Is it a Catholic thing? What's the problem with eating pork?

Nothing. The OP got mixed up between not eating meat on good Friday with Judaism (not eating pork).

Traditionally Catholics abstained from meat on Fridays. These days it's just 'followed' on Good Friday.